GLs Storytime

Guy abuses Jess the Storytime.

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There were some history and cosmology things that really surprised me this issue. Was it always like that?

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If you're talking about the 3rd world with New Gods then I think they're New but then Im not a Newgods fan.

Thanks for the storytime!

Yeah I was. Particularly the Guardians being that old.

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This garbage is being posted and not Flash? WTF

Np, might have to skip my class in an hour to post the rest tho.
Maltusians (Guardians) are Big Bang old, they were the first sentient life in the Universe ( Well Earth had the first technically)

god fucking damnit you fucking faggot stop posting images in the middle of storytimes. It flares up my autism when an image that's clearly not the one of the comic I'm reading shows up.

Dude, don't be an asshole. You were bad enough in the Superman thread.

Stop posting images in a storytime.

It's already being Storytimed

Oh Kyle, you smug son of a bitch.

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SeeThere

It gets better.

I guess we have New NewGods.

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Didn't she WANT some actual training only two issues ago?

yeah but she wanted qt Kyle, not that pig disgusting meano Guy.

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the first green lantern was a black girl?

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>black

All I see is an ancient delicious brown.

One of the

This issue was geat and Kyle is so fucking op

For some reason I always put 3rd world before the big bang. Guess I need to brush up on my New Gods.

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I fucking love Kyle

I think the first 7 were chosen at the same time
I'd like to know if they are still alive

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go on Simon! Hit him with a fucking car!

Kyle is by far the best Green Lantern

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Kyle you idiot, you're still flesh colored.

Fuckin' Kyle

Kyle best lantern.

here comes the pain!

The end hope you enjoyed gotta go to class so wont be posting the rest bye.

>Anyways, here are all my costume concepts

Fuck forgot to spoiler/

I love this.

I'd be surprised if this wasn't what Guy was hoping would happen but damn he got knocked into last week

don't worry! we all seen it in the Win-O'

Yeah, this was totally what he was going for.

yes, probably this was the real test.

I don't think it's ever really been specified.

Pic related can be the cover of Green Lanterns #27, #28, or #29.
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>inb4 i actually wanted to make you mad because you're too nice

Massive jerk? Guy is more hero than she will EVER be.

I mean, I think Kirby wanted the 3rd World to be the gods of myth like Zeus and Odin that fell so that would place them at the time of ancient humans.

As much as dislike Kyle, at least he's not some muzzie

I wish someone would kill off Baz already. He's only there because of virtue signaling.

And Kilowog gives her a cheat sheet.

Threatening a superior? I'd say that's grounds for dismissal. But such is to be expected from a Muslim.

Of course she and Baz won't be drummed out.

I hope Guy fucking kicks her ass so hard she burps farts for a decade.

REEEEEEEE STOP PUCHING GUY. YOU ARE GONNA MAKE HIM DUMBER.

DO NOT BULLY THE JESS

I-I want to fug them both.

ONEEEEEEE PUUUUUUUUUUNCH

Kilowog best boy

>best girl punching best boy
I'm so confused as to whether I like this or hate it.

>giving a sir sandwich
But I'm Air Force so whatever

Impossible, asshole's already denser than a bag of bricks.

As far as I know there was no 3rd World under Kirby. Or Fourth. Fourth World was called that because it was four books. Other writers made the out world nickname an in universe thing later.

I have read all the Kirby New Gods and a bunch of other stuff and honestly have no idea how the third and fourth world work.

>All these plebs
The Third World was supposed to be Asgard, why do you think he did it on DC? Marvel wouldn't allow him to kill all those guys which is why he did it at DC.

If they are in Asgard how did the ring leave the universe to get there?

Or that page was nothing more than a slight Easter Egg. A nod to his past work.

We don't know Kirby's intentions with that one single page in New Gods. He never elaborated on it.

Is the third world and the fourth world the same universe?

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Kirby was already developing the concept of New Gods during his time at Marvel

That in no way answered my question. Why did you even link my post?

I actually like Baz, he's kind of like Guy but less Wild Y'know? Also like Jess alot, I hope her personality never changes.

This is a pretty cool homage

>We don't know Kirby's intentions with that one single page in New Gods. He never elaborated on it.

He actually did elaborate on it. There are references to Balder and Karnilla in the prologue of New Gods 7 and bifrost in New Gods #1.

1) It depends. Morrison conceptualized it along the lines of the numbering as the Ages of the Universe. But I think Byrne may have thought that Asgard preceded the current universe and started the Big Bang.

>Jessica Cruz - Welcome to the Red Lantern Corps

One punch!

Shitty trigger discipline.

For real? I only recall the old gods dying and looking a bit Asgardian. My omnis are packed away. Can you post the pages?

Literally a third world country.

I would also like to know, I'm not really into the New Gods History so I'm not familiar with the lore. Wasn't New52 Darkseid a farmer who killed the oldgods or some stupid shit like that?

Well then, funny how every single Lantern in the Hal Jordan and the GLC failed to grab simple rocks with their rings to smash the attacking immune fucks. DOn't talk about creativity when most of the times its just beams

Kyle is best boy

>Baz
>Lebanese oddball from Detroit
>Just like the guy who created him
>made just for virtue signaling

Nah.

Besides, DC hasn't tried anything funny with him like making him DA GREATEST LANTURN EVERZ. They've been very careful about finding a proper place for him in the overall setting instead of forcing him down people's throats.

I don't hate him I just feel we have way to many Earth Laterns
at least start slapping different colors on em permanently
Why not make one blue?

They missed a change to readd Gog from that JSA story back in 08'

WE WUZ LANTERNZ

So wait, there is something I don't understand
The guardians created the first seven rings to stop Volthoom, right?
When did the creation of the manhunters happen, then? Why go back to lame robots when you already have GLs?

So, someone can explain to me this Third World thing? I'm new to the dc universe

So what are the chances that the true reason why Kyle bringed Simon to that planet is because the planet is the same of the flashback?

My new OTP, the he'll with Tora, Jess is perfect for Guy.

My new OTP, the hell with Tora, Jess is perfect for Guy.

Bumping to read later.

Does it really matter if it's all mechanical as long as he makes a machine for everything?

I mean, what's wrong with a jetpack over a pair of wings, a giant bird carriying him or a circus cannon firing him upwards?

>Her glove is made of her signature tentacle hair construct

I'm not going to lie, this is one of my favorite details in any GL book, when their constructs all have a distinctive quality. Didn't Guy's use to be like fire and fizzle and shit?