What do in this situation?

what do in this situation?

please do greentext

>run away

>*unzips dick*

is it bad manners to pop a boner in a situation like that or is it bad manners if you dont?

is it rude to get a boner.. or rude NOT to get a boner

Just go for a semi and then you're safe all around

nothing because it's the year 2303 and i have undergone my compulsary male mental desexulization procedure and no longer find the female form sexually arousing.

kill me.

>Turn 360 degrees and have a shower.

grab some cute boi's butt

I'm already uncomfortable with just men in the shower. This would be unbearable.

My cock is only about 4 inches when it's erect and about 3 soft.

>walk in the door
>conceal boner by dropping to floor and sucking some dinosaur cock

Probably you are fat and it is actually bigger :)

haha do you think the girls would laugh at you if you were small haha

Fap in front of everyone and spread your cum to assert dominance.

they bang each other though.

Let out a juicy wet fart to help ease the sexual tension.

having a nice shower after a very long day and looking forward to a hot meal and your bed.
welcome to the army.

I've been to nude beaches so I figure it's no different.

Only acceptable answer

>he has not done military service and used unisex showers

I remember being 6 in kindergarten and everyone changed up in the same place for swimming

>walk in
>see everyone naked
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

Fucking europe

I discuss citizenship with my comrades, you fuckin fag

Hello Terrence

Shower and fap knowing you might die in the next mission

Ask the girls why they don't have a pee pee.

Me too. It was awkward as hell.

Nope. I'm 150 pounds.

All this people walking 360 degrees instead of 540 when wanting to leave

Pretend to clear the room like a SWAT officer and make gun noises.

Express my desire to know more.

>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

>Take a shower
>Oggle some ladies/gents
>Go to bunk
>Masturbate
It's not terribly difficult, user

What were the bugs metaphor for?

THINK ABOUT DEAD KITTENS AND HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T SPARK A NEW FETISH!!!FACT!!!

Wait in the changing room until they're done like i did in school.

Quit the mobile infantry after realising it's full of fucking women and so you're totally fucked in any battle, assuming they don't all run away first.

South Korea actually

...

underrated

100% correct

are americans really so weak and fat that 8 are needed to carry 1?

Aboriginals.

>literally needing an army to get to hospital

shower fully dressed and awkwardly spill spaghetti on the floor

keep my eyes on the ground, finish my shower as fast as possible, and walk away

>that scene in Starship Troopers 3 where soldier boy doesn't take off his shorts until he's ordered to and then everyone aboard starts laughing at his cock

fuck you, movie

>may I?

>My cock is only about 4 inches when it's erect and about 3 soft.

I wouldn't worry. Most women love a man who can make them laugh.

>walk in
>remove clothes and pull weird shower cord, begin showering
>appreciate mint scented gov issued 3in1 soap
>comment on how training was and how grateful I'm for those bio casts that fix bones so quick
>ask chick next to me if she knows how people in the early 20th century had to heal bones
>describe the process of setting bone and plaster casts
>begin entire shower disscusion about medical procedures
>casual flirting to defuse sexual tension if needed seeing as how we all are on equal ground atm.

>feel uncomfortable pressure in intestines
>realize that I'm about to fart
>dreaded concern that I may need to shit as well

Now its your turn anons continue the story from there,

That fat bitch was like 400lb + the guy putting all his weight down on her chest for compression.
tfw you die of a heart attack after everyone else gets hit by a car

>turn 180 degrees
>backflip
>if i land next to a guy, soap up his dick and clean his taint
>if i land next to a girl, apologise and walk away

>ask her if she likes eggs
>this is actually a trick question, everyone likes eggs
>while she thinks about it and then answers, i release the silent danger, content that I won't shit myself because i'm not an overweight lardass who does that
>after she's finished telling me how much she does in fact love eggs, I sniff loudly and remark that funnily enough it smells a bit like eggs
>we laugh together and then she grabs my pee pee and we have intercourse

Is Traitor of Mars any good?

From left to right
>pussy creampie
>anal creampie
>nothing because im not gay
>nothing because im not gay
>oral creampie

I never understood why they stripped her down to just her bra?

EMTs always cut your shirt off if anything about your upper body is wrong.

I just noticed her in the crowd when the car hit, it looks like she was already dressed like that.

>mutts feel akward seeing naked people IRL

Why?

>nothing because im not gay
>nothing because im not gay