Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you today?

>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get you today?

>implying people don't like waiting in their cars instead of a line for sub average coffee

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I was wondering if you could tell me the directions to the nearest Costa?

Make mine a soy latte

Trenta cup of soymilk please!

venti iced white mocha no whip

Americano

Ironic since all I hear are bad things about American coffee.

fag

I flatly refuse to use the stupid cup size names in coffee shops. It's small, medium and large, you pretentious fucks.

If you say small/medium/large, will they smugly correct you?

If they did they'd get told where to stick their coffee.

What do they call them?

no, just someone who leaves his house to hang out with friends

>MFW I order a large black coffee

A lot of places use the Italian words. Fine in an Italian speaking country but pretentious as fuck in an English speaking one.

I don't drink coffee or tea

I work there. No we won't. Even I hate using the size names cause it just confuses people

Everytime I've gone there, I always say small/medium/large and no one gives a shit. We all know it's bullshit.

But tea is good for you senpai.

>the largest size is the regular size
>the smallest size isnt small
boost juice im looking at you motherfuckers

doppio espresso, a bacon gouda, and a grande icewater, please

Water

Starbucks is shit but their filtered water is literally the best thing

Meow