Why don't they ever finish the food they ordered in tv shows and movies?

Why don't they ever finish the food they ordered in tv shows and movies?

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you want to see five minutes of shitting every episode too and chicks pissing and wiping their piss flaps?

>wiping their piss flaps
yes

Why do they always order just one pizza for the whole family?

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nostrils

Because that's what people used to do

Reminder that VJuice is a huge slut and that her sister has herpes.

I want to ejaculate inside of vjuice so bad ;_;

Because it's hard to edit around them.

>brown nips
>brown herpes pussy
>brown butthole

>herpes
that's her sister...

multiple takes

>implying they don't share their underwear, dildos, dicks, ...

as long as I get to fuck the shit out of her

Why did they never eat the Bananas?
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>slut
no.
>herpe sister
so what fuck her sister vjuice is pure

>has nudes all over the internet
>isn't a huge slut

pick one

>there are people in the world who have put their wiener in Victoria Justice
>you aren't one of them

>>brown butthole
That's every woman unless they get it bleached.

lifeis suffering

What? How many pizzas order your family?

Who the fuck orders more? What country I have to know

Bro this is America we're talking here. You gotta order at least one pizza pie per person. Got a family of five? Better order FIVE PIZZAS BABY!

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>not ordering breadsticks with pizza

Why are movies so unrealistic?

>not stealing the silverware at the fancy restaurant
Do movies even try anymore?

home alone is truly kino because they order more than 1 pizza and the cheap uncle steals the silverware

>eating more carbs with your carbs

...

finish your juice

They don't think people give a shit.

>take 24!
>p-please I can't eat anymore hamburgers

I'd feed her my semen

Do girls pee out of their hole? I dont get it.

If Victoria Justice had herpes I would still go through with my kidnapping plan and would just have to cover her in a giant clear plastic bag so I could rub her clit for hours non-consensually with gloves on for the rest of her life.

I just need some nets.

They have one hole for peeing out of and one hole for taking miles of normie dick with. I fingered a girl once and I stuck my finger way into her pee hole and she got really mad at me but I just called her a roastie and walked off lmao. Women really are fucking disgusting. Did you know they shit out period blood every month? A bunch of eggs and uterine lining and disgusting toxins, and they just shit it out all over the place. All over the couch, all over the fucking flat screen, they are literal monsters. Oh and they're sociopaths too by nature since they lack a soul, but that's a conversation for another day I reckon.

plebs

How very NYC

What did he mean by this?

>black tap

You're literally ordering bread to go with your pie, nani the fuck

The real American thing to do is to get wings with Buffalo (butter) sauce on the side

he is virgen

gorgeous skin
imagine what it takes like to lick haha

All first world countries.

>look up Buffalo sauce recipe
Wow no fucking wonder I hate that shit.