Robot Wars

They're back lads, get in here

>no Sargent Bash to set them on fire

Hurray! For a second there, I thought there wasn't going to be a thread.

Jesus christ the UK team is shit.

>All the most charismatic roboteers and none of the twats or autists or school shooters on this episode
It's looking good, lads!

>geothor

>autistic editing
>lots of foley work
>4min of battle for 25min of watching

nah I'll wait for the clipped versions like always

>Rabid M8
Sounds like a Sup Forums post

>not saying m8 as mate

The women's bot looks like shit

Does TMHWK woman have a moustache or is it just me

>all these spoilers

>fucking Gabriel of all robots

That's considered attractive in the Netherlands.

Do you have a moustache?

>Gabriel Stroud
>Not an autist

She identifies as female you fucking bigot.

>glorified pushbot
why spend money building such a shit bot?

He's Chad incarnate next to the Magnetar or Eruption guy. I mean, I like Eruption, but Christ what a sperg.

I don't know you so can't comment on your mustache. She, on the other hand, most definitely does

>stronk female team unironically losing to fucking Gabriel of all robots

Is this British superiority or are females just shit?

what the fuck is even going on now, isn't this supposed to be a tag team thing?

>women drivers

women drivers mirite lads

>flipping Dead Metal onto the foreign bot

AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIME

why the FUCK isn't there a Sup Forums team?

They'll fix your robot, make your tea and munch your rug. The Dutch team, Ladies and Gentlemen

all the femalesh

but why? what difference does it make if you have a vagina? the women on robot wars tend to be "aesthetics consultants" and other made-up bullshit when in reality they're there to make tea

This TMHWK woman is full-on Andrea Dworkin, isn't she? That's better feminism than muh problematic superhero film Tumblr feminism, but...she quite clearly actually does hate men.

>your partner is diotor

Most Robot Wars entrants are men, which is sexist somehow.

Do you honestly think you'd be able to refrain from making a snarky anti-female comment?

>diotoir ded already
fucking kek

I've decided that if I built a robot for Robot Wars, I would paint an anime girl on it. I might give it a flipper for the girl's skirt, so it flies up whenever I use the flipper.

If you ever see a robot called Minami-chan on Robot Wars, that'll mean I've finally got round to doing it.

Fuck, my stream is like a minute behind or something, fight hasn't even started here.

I might be a shut-in loser but I have some semblance of holding my tongue in social situations

Holy shit that was quick

>diotor is on fire
you don't say

did they purposefully invite shitbots from third-world EU countries?

>t. literally too nervous to speak to a real person

They're loaners that were built for the celebrity special

Like Diotoir?

Back in 2016 I fantasised about entering a pepe-bot. I'm really fucking glad my apathy held me back.

>DIOTOIR KILLED BY HEALTH AND SAFETY

Cobra already appeared in the main series last series

Exactly

You failed the test, a non-sperg would be comfortable making jokes.

I meant Diotoir and Rabid M8

>I feel I disappointed some of the fans
Was it because the fur was ablaze after the fight and not during it?

Angela has a cute nose tbhfam

>no Carbide, no Aftershock

We're going easy on them.

Gabriel Stroud looks like Jay Bauman's long lost brother

...

FIRE OR FUCK IT

Sabretooth is a huge jobber honestly

Carbide literally got beaten by the meme machine last series

>noticing her nose

Bit gay desu

This is fucking shit. Where are all the good robots from the main series?

>Two robots with no weapons drive around each other
How many points for a judge's decision victory?

One-in-a-million fluke

Sabretooth had weapons it just never got a chance to use them

And yet, a "fluke" that Nuts did 4 times in as many fights

Waiting for the next real season. This lineup is shit for the UK honestly, Eruption would wipe the floor with this Belgian shitbot.

It should all be done with drones now armed with real weapons.

Eruption is in next week's episode

>non country getting points

The problem is that the UK and US are the only countries making genuinely good combat robots. Our best robots vs some of the cheaper Battlebots robots would be kino

I'd fuck the weedmilf honestly

How is she so dutch?

Imagine the absolutely tired and weak banter that must happen in the warehouse between the teams.
>Hey you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us
>Hurr durr Brexit
I'm so glad they're not showing any of it.

>tfw your favourite robot is a flailing spinning top of death.
The destructive power of that thing's flails is just absurd.

>original owner
kek, the women didn't even build TMHWK. some other dude built it and they bought it

Normal people aren't so memey

Annita/John fanfiction when?

They're literally just using an old model of Terrorhurtz, against new Terrorhurtz. They have no hope.

>WOMYN

>tfw no stern dutch woman to shout at me

>We want to inspire a new generation of kids to make robots
>We didn't even make this robot ourselves
Perhaps they should work on inspiring the current generation?

>"It would be nice to break it"
>Breaks it
John is a poet

It feels like 90% of the reason Robot Wars was brought back was so they could push the STRONK WOMYN narrative. Shame they keep losing every fight.

>Normal people aren't so memey
>2WW and 1 WC
They are m8

STOP MANSPLAINING JOHN

Wait, did the Terrorhurtz axe physically break the handle of the other axe? Holy shit, I thought it just disconnected.

BIG BLACK DEE

fuckin rabid m8 innit

I'm pretty sure one of the hits took out one of the cables in their mechanism, which definitely didn't help. But mostly it was just from the impact with Matilda and the wall.

Those aren't normal people, they're footie autists

The robot flipped into the wall, and that's what broke it. Terrorhurtz didn't really do anything.

I think it snapped off in the impact of the flip

>UK versus rest of Europe
How about fight the US, an actual decent competitor?

And these are robot autists.

>Portugese
>white

>rabid m8

Because it's supposed to be for fun, not to destroy the other team

Probably a lot of US robots wouldn't comply with our rules, like boring ass Complete Control

>Apollo #lad just adopts the Gabriel guy's three children
>They go with him willingly and happily
>Apollad calls the dad soft and then he tries to join in with the cool crew talking about what a pansy he is
That must hurt.

I just noticed there's background music

Problem is, we wouldn't be a decent competitor to the US. Any one of their A-list bots would tear through our whole lineup.

One of the kids mentioned he was soft too. It's like something straight out of an NTR doujin.

this rabid thing is just a shit version of Nuts