I Am Bane

It is honestly ludicrous how many stupid things occur in this storyline.
-Batman lets his back get broken
-In Gotham, let's Bane kick the shit out of him for a distraction
-Nightwing, Jason, and Damian can't take out Bane? Really?
-Bane hangs the boys, and none die
-Bruce calls Damian his only son
-Batman lets his rogues fight Bane, even though he could kill a lot of them
-Solomon Grundy losing to Bane and being afraid of him?

I know "it's a comic", but it was really jarring how much illogical things there were in this. I'm not pissed off or anything, but I like King and he's giving people fuel for the hate

Fuck off back to twitter triggered Jasonfag Spaniard

Tom King can't write Batman user, it's as simple as that. As soon as his New Gods books are up and going expect a new Batman team

The stupidest thing about this even were the dudes Bane brought with him to Gotham. Bird? Seriously?

Just Catwoman-fodder

? I'm not "triggered", and I'm not even a particular fan of Jason Todd

Only robinfags hate King's run.

>-Solomon Grundy losing to Bane and being afraid of him?
He's a big guy

Here's the dumbest part:
Alfred tells Bruce to call one of his Justice buddies to fuck up Bane, but Batman says no, because "It didn't work in the square". Uh, yeah, because Gotham can become more powerful than all of them. Bane at his peak can't even hurt Superman. So, it would totally work

Comparatively

>I like King
How is that possible after that long list of complains? justified complains btw

For you

King kind of comes off as a pseudo-intellectual. He's trying to add a "mature" layer to Batman, like with his mom talking to him in the last part of I Am Bane, and Maxi Zeus speech, etc. Just write fucking Batman, it's not high art

>Bane is downed by a single headbutt

Fuck tom king and his crap run

he doesn't even need to call the A team
Vixen could fuck him up with some dinosaur magic or whatever

>-Bane hangs the boys, and none die
Did you want him to crash the batfamily with no survivorsh?

>Spaniard

wat

Isnt grundy's weight class inconsistent on purpose

No, he can hurt Dupermab

Fuck off. Those were guys in his original crew. It's nice to have a throwback in today's cinematic comics.

You forgot: Batman un-broke his back. or that ever that was.

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Ikr? What if he was paralyzed? Just dumb

>Literally has a machine that reversed all battle damage to the point that Bruce is physically in his early 20s at the end of Snyder's run
>Undoing back damage is bullshit

I'm not even mad at King
The editor (I think its Doyle?) should call the writer out on stupid shit like this
King's other books didn't have all this ridiculous stuff