It's a truman contemplates suicide episode

>It's a truman contemplates suicide episode

>It's a Truman says aloud "this Hillary woman seems like a good candidate" then the next day at work all of his co-workers chip in to get him a fancy new trucker's hat and invites him to the Trump rally later that afternoon episode

>It's a truman pisses all over a public bathroom episode
God, I feel so sorry for whoever had to clean that shit up.

> It's Truman watches 12 hour long marathon of Hitlers rise to power on History TV without taking any brakes and nodding constantly

>It's a truman is ten thousand days old on new years eve and thinks it is coincidental
How does he not know yet? I would have figured it out after his mom took all the radios aways.

>it's a Truman finds true love episode

It's easy, replace the toilet paper, wipe the metal case, mop the floor and clean the toilet, I used to finish that shit in like 15m, believe it or not people working at banks would do that shit constantly, including clogging the toilets with random shit. Jokes on them thought, you could just sit in the toilet for an hour pretending you are cleaning it while your manager searchers for you all over

>It's a Truman decides he wants to learn German so he memorizes the lines from Nazi officers from movies

>It's a truman picks the cheese from under his foreskin episode

>It's a Truman notices his butt feels a little greasy so he goes into the bathroom at work and pulls his pants down and wipes his crack with a paper towel and gets caught by another coworker episode

Josh ?

>It's a Truman recites the entirety of the total war speech from memory episode

I felt this was unrealistic, because why wouldn't Truman just go into a stall? It's almost like he wanted to be caught.

I found that so strange that he decided to say the speech during Marlons birthday, considering the fact that Marlon was a German Jew

>it's a Truman suddenly gets X-rated pre-watershed

That's why Meryl would no longer allow Truman to drink. He'd have to settle with Penn Pavel's non-alcoholic beers from then onwards.

>It's a Truman sticks his arm in a Pringles can and pretends to be Samus then has to spend the next two hours reminding himself its not gay to roleplay as a girl episode

What do you mean?

So can you tell me why people dirty other places so someone has to clean up after them?

Why shit all over a bathroom?

>the episode where Truman sits in front of his computer farting for several hours and then discovers a liquid shit stain on the ass of his jeans that bled through his underwear but he's too lazy to change so he just marinates in it until it dries

>it's a "Truman knocks out his wife and ties her up but before he can begin penetrating her with a hot iron rod Marlon breaks down the front door to offer Truman to crack open a cold one" episode

>It's a Truman shitposts about white genocide all day but is too much of a pussy to tell anyone about his politics irl episode

>it's a truman realizes the world outside the dome is under a bigger dome episode, and everyone is truman

Was getting caught part of Trumans plan?

I can hear the bong gurgling as I read your post

its a truman makes a 10-point suicide checklist after realising the rest of his life is 75% work and calculates the statistics of exploiting the lotto system only to realise that actual statisticians made the system unexploitable

Underrated

The episodes where Truman smokes salvia are always great

> its a Truman has a problem with leaking after going for piss and wraps toilet paper round his dick but it falls out of the bottom of his trousers later on at work and he hopes no one sees him as he inconspicuously picks it up episode

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>it's a Truman sneaks into his mother's panty drawer and sniffs them deeply episode
It got a lot better when they put a camera in the drawer for a close up though.

>Its a Truman spends New Year with friends while you dont episode

Did this man see jumanji?

>It's a 'Truman's ass bleeds after he wipes it' episode.

>It's a Truman flunked out of college and applied to a job in his field on a whim and somehow might actually get the job despite being a failure with no degree

This is a good arc, I wonder how many seasons of disappointment we'll have to watch if it doesn't work out

>its a Truman faps to feminine traps and then regrets it episode

>It's a Truman ditches Marlon, Meryl and co. and spends yet another New Year's Eve on his computer chatting with his internet friends

>it’s a “Truman can’t afford his lifestyle” episode

Seen this one before.

>it's a truman has been holding a shit in for six hours at work and might shit his pants before the last two are done episode

None of this happens in the film though, what the fuck are you all talking about?

>that episode where Truman finally transitioned from jerking off to traps and pegging to hard gay

Emmy-winning content desu

>it's a "Truman has autism" episode

Nigga we're not talking about the shit biopic, we're talking about the show.

>It's a Truman's parents invite him to their new house in a small town in a state he's never been to for the holidays arc
>That episode where his parents loudly shit talk him for not having anything to do on new years because he's 500 miles away from all of his friends and the only bar in town closes at 10pm while they go to a party without him episode

I guess this is the last family visit arc

>it's a truman spends new years alone with no one to talk to, getting shitfaced alone .
>it's a twofer and truman is also wondering if short drop hanging from his doorknob is a viable escape

>it's a Truman is no longer attracted to real women with vaginas and can only get hard to "women" with feminine penises episode
How much more degenerate can he become?

>It's a Truman is just so tired of everything and only sees it getting worse episode

Writers getting really lazy for the last few seasons

It's a Truman gets catfished episode

>its a truman doesnt give a shit about social expectations and gets shit faced at home and plays video games all night instead of going to a party because hes been through some bleak shit and having a night of normalcy without having to deal with people is great episode

That episode was great until it devolved into him shoving a home made dragon dildo up his ass and sobbing.

>it's a Truman goes on chaturbate to pay girls to talk to him because it's the only social interaction he gets episode

Mental illness

>it's a trumans stomach hurt really bad and then he had constipated diarrhea where he wanted to die and then had battery acid leak from his anus that melted his asshole so there was blood in his shit and blood when he wiped for three days episode
Maybe truman should go get a finger in the butt.

>it's a Truman comes out as transgender and becomes a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader despite his dad wanting him to be an insurance salesman in Myanmar episode

>It's a truman continues to live off of canned tuna episode
Pretty comfy

This guy JUMANJIS

>Series ends with truman dieing from mercury poisoning
Saw that coming.

>it's a truman plays the entire simpsons theme song on a clarinet in front of a zoo and he won't stop dazzling this family until someone gives him 20 dollars episode

How did Truman manage that? Oversight or charm?

>it's a Truman spends hours of his day sitting in his car, parked next to the local playground episode

why, truman...

>it's a Truman spends the evening relaxing by picking his scabs and dandruff and eating them episode

> its a Truman thinks white people are evil and control everything not knowing the show is run by a Jew

>it's a Truman gets addicted to crack during school, but manages to pay his addiction by working at a part-time job at a GAP store, graduates at college, cures his addiction by going to a rehab and now only smokes weed, and after several interviews at the GAP he becomes the secretary's secretary, which is great because he can take messages for the secretary, who is the boss' niece who never went to college, and the boss is so nice he considers him part of the family, so much he orders him to be called "papa" then a year or two later he's making 25k a year in another city thanks to papa, but totally forgot his mom, who's living in poverty in the ghetto, so miserable she can't even apply for welfare, eventually her house catches on fire and she dies suffocate, driving him into such extreme grief he leaves his job and goes back on using crack to cope with it episode

>it's a truman sits at his computer with a bottle of flavored vodka, switching between sobbing and shitposting episode

>It's a Truman forgets to end his post with the word episode