>ITT: we find new ideas to be more /devilsh/ in 2018
Here is something great I like to do: >Go to the gym and do a lot of cardio >Go to the kinoplox without showering or chainging cloths >Have my gymbag filled with tacos, and beans in cans >Tacos and beans gives me horrible gas (all part of the plan) >Sit in the middle of the kinoplex surrounded by people >As soon as i sit, they notice my smell >"Oopps, I forgot to shower guys :^)" >Start on my gymbag-food >Start getting gas and fart and shart in my gym-cargos as the movie begins >In the end of the movie, as people are leaving, dump my gymbag filled with tacos and beans all over the seats next to me >Leave my filthy gym-cargos, filled with brown, liguid shit in the seat >Personally handshake the wagecuck as I leave the kinoplex as he looks at me with confused eyes because I have no pants
Can you imagine the poor wagecuck having to pick up my dirty cargopants? Kek. I also made sure to turn them inside-out so he wouldn't notice the shit-water, but as soon as he picks them up they will makes his day a bit "browner" haha
Jose Hernandez
Do americans really do this?
Austin Thomas
PICK IT UP
Connor Ramirez
I just urinate a little in the seat.
Ian Torres
only basketball americans
Jaxson Long
I don’t purposely try to make a mess but I do throw my trash on the floor. It’s the theater boys job to pick it up after all and if everyone cleaned up after themselves, he would be out of work.
Bentley Carter
This
Caleb Collins
OP here I agree with you, but its not enough
They should suffer for their sins
Elijah James
Obsessed
Brandon Howard
Yes, even though there are multiple trash cans right around the corner.
Joseph Roberts
>theater boy
Hudson Cruz
t. NEET
Xavier Cox
t. wagecuck
Nolan Watson
I have a colleague whose brother was a NEET. Lived with his parents all his life, went from school to welfare, never worked, lazy, selfish, crippling depression, doubtless a virgin, spent his days in his room on his computer, probably on r9k.
Killed himself at 29 :)
Isaiah Rogers
You forgot to add it's due to obesity induced incontinence.
Robert Murphy
what in the ever loving fuck is that black thing in every seat lmao how much do you guys while watching movies?
Nicholas Wilson
Funny thread but people like you should have to work to death not a meter below the polar circle
Kevin Gomez
Glad to hear it ended well. People like that often get what they deserve
Jeremiah Barnes
t. NEET
Logan Russell
...
Sebastian Jones
I'll usually carry backup buttersticks with me in case they are stingy with the popcorn butter. If I don't use the buttersticks I'll squeeze them between the seats. If they'll find them it's a pain in the ass to clean, if they don't find it, it's going to smell really bad after a while, and once it smells it's gg for them.