I WANNA FUCK DEMENTIA

I WANNA FUCK DEMENTIA

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> you never got to fuck perky invader zim fangirls back in the day
>you didnt even get to fuck homestuck troll cosplayers

What show is she from?

>you didnt even get to fuck homestuck troll cosplayers
THIS MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY.

Would've given my soul for a freaky Nepeta fangirl.

>putting your dick in crazy

Would it be worth it though?

Fucking Vriska cosplayers are my weakness. I don't know why they're all my type.

>the nudestuck thread on 8 chan

Its not worth it senpai. In my high school there was a bunch of kids addicted to that kinda shit. Both zim and homestuck. Smashed a pretty solid 7.9 at the time. Bitch never left me alone. Have a few stories to be told about it if anyone gives half a damn.

Who?

>would it be worth it
it's always more than worth it, people who tell you not to stick your dick in crazy just wanna keep all the crazy girls to themselves.

I wanna fuck lasagna.

Did she go full crazy and try to sabotage your life until you finally took her back, all the while portraying herself as a misunderstood victim?

Oh yeah. Shit lasted the good part of two years.

she's from VILLAINOUS
a series of shorts produced by Cartoon Network of Latin America

Sup Forums is getting a hard-on over it, because is looks like 2000s CalArts, as opposed to 2010s CalArts

Seems like a good way to scald one's nether regions.

Sounds fun. Tell.

Will do in a few. About to get off work.

Spill lad.
Villainous threads have been the most consistently COMFY threads on Sup Forums since they started.

Honestly, don't bother. The fujos and faggots has already unintentionally tried to kill the show with tons of gay fanart.
In the unlikely event that they didn't kill the show outright, and it makes it to Full Show status, you will not be able to open a thread about it without 2/3rds of the thread being gayporn.

Can't wait till people ruin it like always.
always

kek

I would like to see more screens of her before making any judgements.

If SU is tumblr, then Villainous is Deviant art.
There, now we can get the shit-flinging started.

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Yes, the sane ones aren't interesting at all.

Actually fuck it. Got a minute.

>Be me
>date cute gothish girl for about three weeks
>going pretty well, we chill after school a lot and she and I usually just watch zim or play a bit of Vidya
>don't like zim that much, to much lol so random comedy.
>She goes for the dick
>I oblidge and kindly give her the dick
>zim still on in background
>about to bust a fat one
>Hear in gir's shreeky autist voice something about piggy
>gets stuck in my head
>just keep repeating the phrase over and over thinking about how garbage the show is
>mfw I lose all feeling in my dick and can't finish.

>hating zim to the point of inability to orgasm
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU MADMAN

For some reason, she reminds me of this character.

its my dream to find a crazy yandere that attaches herself to me.
id fucking enable her jealousy and posessiveness cause im equally crazy.

I think it was a combination of thoughts on the show and trying not to nut to fast.

> not roleplaying weird foodstuff sexytimes as Red and Purple with your zim-obsessed gf
I'm very disappointed in you user.

whos bitch this be?

If SU is Tumblr and this is DeviantArt, what show is Sup Forums?
Memeing aside, Rick and Morty is obviously Reddit.

Id say either invader zim or courage

>mfw protagonist arms dealers
I love it.
Someone photoshop Black Hats black hat here.

Back to Come back when you've finished grade school english.

sauce?
im guessing its french.

All of the above

We don't really have an equivalent, Duckman has possibly the best characters for it.

>being this new

youtube.com/watch?v=1Sfs9h3bIDg

Source on the spiral episode?
I need this for... Aesthetic reasons.

Waha from Trolls of Troy.

Do note that she is a cannibal.

It is. It's based on a Lanfeust spinoff, Trolls of Troy. Name's Hawa or something along those lines.

Sorry if the greentexts aren't that great. Usually pretty shit at this kinda stuff.

>be about 2 months into the relationship
>starting to notice some sketchy behaviour, asking what I'm doing a lot, super clingy, making excuses to come see me even when I'm at work or busy with school
>spend friday night at my best lad's house
>don't tell her, just say I'm chillin with my bros tonight
>lol okay user have fun, love you
>bitch I know you do
>the lads and i stay up all night playing Vidya and just talking about shit
>go to bed at about 6 in the morning
>wake up at about ten in the morning
>yo user your girlfriend is here
>wut.jpg
>go downstairs and shes forced her way into the house
>wtf are you doing here babe?
>"I couldn't get a hold of you so I went to your house and your rents said you were here"
>I live ten miles away from my best lad's house and there's no sidewalk there. Only highway
>messages started at 8am and the calls didnt stop until 9:30ish

>using a made up language, created solely to mask illiteracy and the unwillingness to do something about it

I fail to see what's so bad about this.

She wanted the D that Zim denied her.

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it looks like quirky deviantart ocs

Well that seems fair. 2000s CalArts was still producing people with talent in animation and character design rather than just preachy liberals.

I was expecting better.

Alright lads, home from work so we can get down to the good shit

>been about a month since friend incident
>I graduated and she's on summer vacation
>got a new job as a night shift tard guard because pay was nice and got to goof off all night and get paid
>only two rules while guarding the tard, Not allowed to leave the house and no phones
>tard becomes enraged around phones, will take and smash on sight
>oh well get to bring my Wii U and play smash and mario kart all night
>week two of tard guarding
>super chill, playing Smash, bodying as kirby
>Front lights go off pointing towards driveway, hear noise
>look outside and see that there is that dumb car chalk on one of my windows
>not allowed to leave house without tard
>reads "user you're my little piggy!"
>wtf I only weigh like 180
>morning shift comes at 8
>forever known as piggy among the other guards

I'm going to assume you haven't told us about the part where she skinned a cat alive for you?
Because all you've done so far is make me slightly envious.

>people actually break up with girls with an extreme obsession about them
if you're gonna luck out with girls like that at least stay with them, I would kill for a girl like that

Having a SO who pedestals you when you know you're just a regular person can really fuck with your mind, and not in a good way

It ain't like the lovely 2D girls who are just loyal to the point of slavish devotion. It's usually not a sign of love but a sign of personal insecurity or mental illness using the target as a crutch.
Until the crutch breaks under their overbearing issues.

I say this as someone who thinks Yandere is by far the best and most interesting dere.

>the only people these girls go out with are regular people who will be too fucked mentally to enjoy them
cruel irony
>not wanting to enjoy crazy while also helping them overcome their inner demons and problems

Getting to It right now famalambraghini

>few more instances occur
>tells me she wants me to come with her to dinner with her parents
>I've met them but never really sat down with them and talked about anything
>"uh sure i love free food"
>We go to a locally owned Italian place
>I get the spaghetti because that shit is fucking amazing
>conversations starts as we're waiting for our food
>"So user, why do you like my daughter"
>Don't have the balls to say she got an A1 pussy
>"uh she's really nice and cute and stuff"
>gf chimes in "he doesn't like me dad, he loves me"
>"so user, you love my daughter"
>"yeah she's alright i guess"
>gets a bit of a laugh out of them
>she is visibly upset now
>"I'm just alright user?"
>missedjoke.gif
>"nah babe you're great"
>and so it begins

I didn't say I wouldn't love it and even encourage the worst behavior to my benefit in a Machiavellian fashion, I just know why some normies might not see the appeal in someone who obsesses over your every movement and worships the ground you walk on.

and thats a damn shame considering they're the only ones who get those girls. Actually maybe they aren't, maybe everyone else is just so happy with theirs we never hear about it.

that must have been SUPER awkward

>expecting thread of art and screenshots of the girl in OP
>instead get horrible invader zim cosplay sex story
I hate this place

At first I thought i too would enjoy a girl like this. once it gets to the point where they dont let you be your own person it starts to wear thin

>two days pass
>chilling at her house, in her room watching zim
>that stupid robot is making me wanna blow my brains out
>"user do you still love me?"
>sure yeah why?
>because we barely hang out and you've been distancing yourself from me
>she came to my work the night before and i told her to go home
>Nah babe, we just cant be together all the time. I just need a bit of space, yknow?
>T R I G G E R E D
>ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
>wut.png
>I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT LOVE YOU AND DO MY EVERYTHING FOR YOU, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
>babe, I'm not
>I LET YOU HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME HOW MANY TIMES? YOU WEREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND PULL THIS SHIT?
>parents are downstairs
>babe quiet down your pare-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP PIECE OF SHIT AND GET OUT
>proceeds to grab any object that isn't bolted down and whip it at me full force
>take a picture frame to the face and run out
>as walking out the front door Mom looks me square in the eyes with the pure intent to kill

use this thread instead

Villainous threads last forever, you'll get your art don't worry.

The comic looked so much better

it was for the best. ya didn't seem that into the crazy anyhow.

the parents still seemed to love me, she just seemed sketched is all.

I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better it's only going to get worse

>two hours pass since being thrown out
>get call on cell
>blocked number
>what fuckery is this
>answer because it's probably a friend of mine just being a dick
>"user, I don't know what I did, but I'm sorry. I've always loved you since the day we met and I'll do anything for you"
>realize what I've been dealing with
>I either cut it off now or wind up with a kid thanks to busted condoms or """"pill failure""""
>babe i think you've become to dependent. Maybe we should take a bit of a break.
>hangs up

oh shit

>a kid
ruined, you'd think someone like that would try to never have kids so they don't share you with anything, it's a damn shame they want one that badly. Also bad because that kid would grow up with a batshit crazy mom and it wouldn't be good for them.

Prime waifu material here.

Don't get me wrong, if I could get a goth cutie that wasn't bat shit crazy I would put a baby in her faster than the flash in bed.

>One week passes without a sound from her
>Friday night, It's my night off from tard sitting so the lads decide to get me unbummed out
>hanging at my friend's place. Drinking a bit of booze, playing some COD because they're a bunch of normies. having a great time
>decide we wanna play smash and get some food
>Sober lad drives us into town to get some food at the gas station and swing by my place to grab the wii U
>we pull up to my driveway
>my fucking car
>windshield is fucking destroyed. someone had to of taken a fucking bat or something to it.
>400,000% mad
>call the police and go over it
>"any possible suspects?"
>tell them about ex
>okay son, we'll look into it.
>have to walk to work for the next two months to save up enough to fix my car

You did the right thing user.

>half a week passes since my windshield was shattered
>receive call from my best lad
>"yo user, there's a rumor around town that you raped your ex"
>lolyeahright
>no dude, the police were at her fucking house and everything
>"they were there about the windshield"
>"nah dude, she was like crying like crazy and shit... think she'd pull that shit to get out of it"
>ohfuckno.gif
>call her to ask what the fuck is going on
>She doesn't pick up
>decide to call home phone
>mom picks up
>"you treat our daughter the way you did and then have the nerve to call our house?!"
>I JUST SAID WE NEEDED A BREAK
>hangs up on me
>things get worse

> overcome their inner demons and problems
Fuck you, my friend tried helping her ex and she ended in jail accusing me of rape. Also why you think she wont leave when recovering if staying with you was a symptom of her fucked head?

>next day
>sleeping because it's nine in the morning and i work night shift
>doorbell wakes me up
>oh cool the shit I ordered from amazon is probably here
>cops
>"sir we need you to come down to the office with us for questioning"
>this is what i get for installing adblocker
>sitting in questioning booth
>cops come in
>so son, do you know a crazy bitch that broke your windshield and is now saying you raped her?
>Well officers I never raped her and she broke my fucking windshield.
>"where were you on that friday with the lads?"
>with the lads playing vidya and not doing any alchohols officer.
>she said I raped her the same day she broke the windshield
>dumbcunt.png
>seven of my friends brought into verify
>pro bro kept the receipt from when we got food.
>all charges dropped
>still never compensated for windshield

respect Sup Forums

damn

i had a secret crush on 'that girl' and i still facebook stalk her after all these years

kinda glad i never talked to her, she has yet to work a day in her life, jumps on all the latest fandom bandwagons, gaining weight over the years, and flipflops between straight/gay/other every month

>Tfw also had my life ruined by a similar girl but I legit have mild autism and sent her an idiotic text asking if she'd grind me because I was bored in class and she was always talking about vulgar things with her friends, but this time she tells everyone she could what I texted her and suddenly dozens of people have me blocked on social media and the boyfriend I didn't know she had starts flaming me over FB messager

>3 Years later still have to deal with her friends who hate me who work at stores in my town

>I wasn't even being really serious with that text I sent her, I was just bored and in the middle of class

I feel a similar way, knew two crazy-ish girls but I couldn't do anything about it. One was a crazy co-worker of my mothers but she ended up stealing from us so we haven't seen her since. The other one disappeared off the face of the earth when I tried to look her up, couldn't find a trace of her. A shame too, both of them were into me a bit and that was the last shot I had at a crazy girlfriend.

Oh, yeah, and I apologized the second I learned that she was upset by it, like, I was practically crying, begging for forgiveness and she was just lording it over me to ruin my life. I was practically crying saying I was sorry to her boyfriend and he actually pitied me so much he asked if I did have aspergers or something

yeah, the girl i crushed on DID try to talk to me on many occasions but the only thing that flowed from my mouth was endless spaghetti

i don't know if she remembers who i am or not, i still see her at conventions and we still both live in the same dead-end town

damn indeed friend. it cost me 800 fat ones to fix that damn windshield only for the fucking transmission to go out on me two weeks later. On the bright side however...

>time passes
>no contact from crazy bitch or anything
>run into a bunch of her friends at this gas station/restaurant thing near my place.
>picking up some wings because they're fucking delicious and i cant be bothered to make my own food
>five of them total. unless you're counting body mass in which there would be at least seven and a half
>"Hey asshole fancy seeing you here"
>just ignore them because I'm 18 and only one of them is the proper age for an ass whoopin'
>You think you can just treat Xher like that?
>just silently kek to myself and go about my business
>"you just gonna ignore us user? or are you a pussy"
>"if i give tons of fun there my food will you leave me alone?"
>tons of fun becomes the human tomato
>proceeds to wattle at me at a whole 3mph
>laugh and walk away
>"where you running to pussy? we know where you live!"
>realize tons of fun is 18
>place wings on outdoors table... they had stupid shitty umbrellas on em right? but they were metal and had holes in them
>box with wings in them gets wet from water on table
>ask the Heinz ketchup mascot if i need to wait up for him
>swings at me, would've been a good right hook to the jaw if it wasn't cushioned by three inches of blubber
>gut punch the emo tomato
>vomits all over sidewalk
>workers come out and tell us to either break it up or take it somewhere else
>get home and try to at least enjoy wings
>mfw soggy wings

I don't know why but this post and this post only breaks my extension.

This is weird.

i wish i had cool stories with girls.
i wish i had a relationship with any girl actually.

cursed post, that user's ex is coming for you

You and me both, but let's not get too robot in here.

It's not as bad as only having almost relationships with girls, so many times I would be close to something but nothing ever comes out of it for one reason or another. Sucks because it makes you think of what you almost had.

careful with that opinion
people like you aren't received well in these parts
a lot of us lack any form of contact with girls for the most of our lives, but that alone is not a reason to want it

>tfw actually have a super qt.314 christian best friend who's a cute tomboy girl and we hang out and just play video games and board games platonically
>we did go out for a week once in high school and she kissed me on the cheek, but she said she'll never go out with me again and she's not interested in boys right now
>comfy as fuck and we like to shitpost at each other in text messages

it's pretty awesome senpai

Are people sexually lusting for this mess?

It looks like one of those characters from that furry cartoonist that made a music video with Ke$ha music.

I've lusted for much worse

>im half black
>meet qt japanese girl
>her family is classic asian racist
>"she likes me it should be differen-"
>find her tumblr is mostly shit about how blacks are oppressed or gay/hispanic/whatever appreciation
>and coloured homestuck characters of course
At least her mom had coherent beliefs. Fucking horseshoe theory...

For the entire developing fandom, it's a fap fight for either her or Black Hat.

You think some of us know better?

Probably not. Last i heard of her she got knocked up by some dude who got kicked outta the military to months later because he brought weed on base. plus she's only a senior this year.

>one year later
>currently dating a super qt3.14 who's as into shitposting and vidya as me
>Haven't heard of ex in probably two months, guess she found another guy to obsess over
>wrong
>girlfriend calls me one day
>hey user... did you rape someone?
>yah see the issue with a total acquittal over a rape case means that people believe that there was third party inclusion which was why i was let off scott free
>she heard from a friend of her cousin's hairdresser or whatever that I'm a rapist
>proceed to explain past to her
>wow user.. think she'll ever be back lol?
>nightmares ensue
>she avoids me like the plague for about a week until coming to her senses and starts sending me memes about blowjobs.
>go over to her house and picrelated

fucking plebs, Flug is the only right answer