New years eve

>New years eve
Why are you here?

It's New Year's Day here in Aus. I didn't do anything for eve. I just stayed home and shitposted until I felt tired around 1am and went to bed. Another lonely new years.

It's overrated

ANSWER HIM

explain

I'm headed to a party in an hour but i'm doing some pre-game shitposting

Just 3.5 more hours at work and I'll be home in time for the ball drop

No friends

I'm in Aus. I went to a bdsm party, woke up ate like a pig and am now back in my bed ready to consume comfy content. I'm pretty good desu.

I went to a party. We had some fun but not fun enough for me so I went back to home.

you first

I'm 35 years old and partying is for young people. I'd much rather stay in with the wife, smoke some pot and get a bj from my wife while watching trap porn

watching kino while shitposting is the best way to spend new years, better than watching some dumb shit ABC countdown show with Ellen Degenerate or hanging out with "friends"

>bdsm party

For you big guy...

me to smart for soshul interactshun

Because my failures and misdeeds have left me despondent, bitter and asocial. I hope to leave it all in 2017 and start a new page of my life. I can not say that 2018 will be any different but, by God, I will try. A new day always comes and a bright new sun rises. I wish the same for all of you. Happy New Years!

the party isn't for a couple hours ^-^

Fuck parties, I'd rather stay in and be comfy.

Honestly I'd rather stay home, not blow all my money for a shit night out anyway.

I'm gonna watch the extended edition of Troy, eat some christmas chocolate and wake up fresh as fuck tomorrow.

Cold as fuck out. Amateur drinkers at the bars and on the road along with the legion of cops to hunt everyone down indiscriminately. Stupid overpriced schemes at the bar for this day only when the exact same amount spent any other day would score you bottle service. Already have multiple different sources of pussy on tap so no need to go dive into the desperation pits that are the norm tonight. Don't feel like getting shitfaced and symbolically starting the New Year with a hang over.

>leaving the house on amateur night
Nah

cold, raining, friends are out separately with other friends/family

I'm here to shitpost

I drink with my friends every other night, how is this any different?

i don't have many irl friends
i was going to go back to my parents but i have a cold and decided to sit it out
so i'm here by myself on Sup Forums getting drunk feeling sad
such is life

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready then we're heading to a party.

It's 0h47 here (France) and I'm taking my very first dump of 2018 in my neighbours toiket. /tv is very helpful for that. Thankd everybody I guess.

Fair question. I'm here because I've done the NYE parties to death. I'm bored of them. I'm bored of paying to get into shitty overcrowded places that on any other night, one would most likely not have to pay to get into. I'm bored of spending half the night queueing for drinks and then not being able to find my friends, having half of my hard won/bought drinks spilled on the way back to where they were supposed to be. And to top it off, waiting in the cold for an elusive taxi charging 3x the usual fare. No thanks.

I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.

I literally have 0 friends.

I just wanted to be with my friends.

That's why I'm here shitposting with you guys.

I've been sick as fuck for 3 days, if I really wanted to I have places I could go and could probably suck it up but I'd rather stay at home with my mom watching movies and playing vidya desu

>a few years back I would have been out getting drunk with my normie friends
>now shitposting and saving meme images

when did everything go so right?

It's 1am.

To tell you (yes, you!) Happy New Year!

Uber driver with no social life. Might make more money tonight than I did with the McGregor/Mayweather fight. I'll risk the drunks to make that dosh. I will not get laid. I will come home maybe at 3 or 4 AM and if I am lucky my qt friend from Denver will text me happy new year.

Where should I be?

do you ever drive to the drive score? how did you make so much money during maymac?

KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m in Italy with my wife’s family and my italian is shit, so I’m just letting them get on with it now.

>drive to the drive score
No, but I should.

Also,

I live in Tampa Bay. There are like 2 million people in this metropolis shithole between two counties and nearly every single one of them was in a bar or out drinking with friends for that fight. I literally made 296 dollars in less than 5 hours. I'm not assuming I made more money than anyone else that night, but that's not a number I go home unsatisfied with.

35. Sick and tired of these parties. Magic is gone. It's just a regular day.

but how so much, tips?

For you.

>wage cuck
>worked 2-11pm saturday
>slept 3 hours
>worked 7-4pm today
>work 9am tomorrow

tired as shit. but at least this year i have an excuse so my mom doest know how much of a failure i am and have no friends.

I can't make any friends
I feel like most people just ignore me anyway.

Looking for a flick rec. So far this weekend I've seen Fracture and Shot Caller. In the mood for something less bloody.

Just turned new year's day faggot. Stop living in the past, the future is now
I think I'm gonna wear sunglasses and a leather jacket now that it's 2018

Didn't want to go out, instead I'll get slightly tipsy and watch movies at home

The Raid
The Raid 2
Police Story
Hard Boiled
Snake in The Eagles Shadow
John Wick
Ong Bak
Revolver
SNATCH

I spent new years at a bar, then got over it and walked home. Dropped in at a brothel to lose my virginity on the way back. Don't know how I feel about it now

its 7:30pm here, im going clubbing in a few hours

i have noone else to be with
please accept me Sup Forums

I've never understood these "woe is me" threads. What does feeing sorry for myself accomplish? I'm a shitty person. I completely deserve it. If it bothered me I'd try a little harder to better myself so that I have friends to hang with. Luckily I enjoy/have gotten used to it over the years

I partied last night. I get to spend New Years doing the graveyard shift

Hell yeah, user! That's the spirit. Best of luck to you :)

Caught flu and couldn’t be bothered with drunk normies

Damn bro that's awesome. Here's to another killer night

Thank you. I'll go with The Raid.

I'm an anti-social loser and all my friends are out drinking and having fun whilst I'm sitting here

Watching justice league with wife. Opening superman interview was Kino. What am I in for?

Is your wife a trap too?

Oldfag here. Wife and kid gone to family party. I'm sick sprawled out on the couch backing up data on my new external I got for Christmas. Shit posting with you guys. This is kinda cozy.

Because I have no friends and its not late enough to be black out drunk yet.

Shit brother I bet you really appreciate that, eh? Cheers!

This.

And to you. Happy New Year!

I'm depressed, fat and all of my friends and family have passed me by. My life is just me looking forward to minor things, like a new film or a new game or that my sports team might be good one day, just dragging out until I run out of things to look forward to so I can kill myself

Surge. The higher demand the more a ride costs. A ride that might cost 6 bucks would be 40 or so on that night.

why would you go out, get wasted, and spend a holiday hungover in bed vomiting your guts out?

Because I'm a loser with no friends

i actually went to party last year and i ended up spending the first 6 hours of the new year outside in a blizzard so never again. i'm just gonna be /comfy/ and play some vidya, shitpost and watch some kino.

Got sick. Fuck NE winters.

You don't get to have friends.

AND WHY WOULD I WANT THEM?

...

don do it fren

>My life is just me looking forward to minor things, like a new film or a new game or that my sports team might be good one day

Fuck that is exactly me. These minor things to look forward to are becoming increasingly rare though.

Gf is getting dinner with her girl friends. Im chillin for a bit then meeting up with them later. I had to drive 10 hours from my families place today so i got a free pass to skip her bitchy friends and relax, then meet up for champaign and new years sex.
Any sad anons should pop over to /fit/, the new years comic situation is pretty heart warming.

I thought there would be a NYE general so we can talk about all the shit going on.

I only have 3 friends and none of them wanted to do anything so I’m home alone tonight

Me too, I just fucked off to r9k for a thread

I wanted to wish you a happy new year, Bane :3

To post Jennifer’s tits

Oi, you fat fucks. Don't be sad cunts, and get your ass over to /fit/ right the fuck now.

You can make it too. Start by getting in shape and out of the house.

I really hate you op

I haven't hung out with friends in years, ever since I stopped talking to them after high school
Honestly I'd rather just hang out on Sup Forums, eat pizza and maybe play a little vidya as I wait until midnight, at which point it will be my birthday

I was talking to you

just to suffer