31 years till Joi. Some of us are gonna make it

31 years till Joi. Some of us are gonna make it.

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How old are you gonna be in 2049, bros?

51 years old here

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61, still younger than Deckard.

>2049 will 31 years away

I quit smoking/vaping last month so I might make it.

what are you, 12?

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>31 years till Joi. Some of us are gonna make it.

No, Joi exists in the future of a world so advanced it had interplanetary colonization and artificial humans in 2019.

Is it just a coincidence that her name is JOI? Considering the fetish and all?

57, if i don't get joi might as well off myself at that point

desu i always entertaint the idea of killing myself in my 50s before i got too old and frail

>he thinks names like Luv and Joi are a coincidence
>he thinks anything in this kino wasn't deliberate

Our boy Elon will have all that taken care of before 2018 ends

48 and still posting on Sup Forums on new years eve...im opening this bottle for you

I'll be turning 63 in 2049
perfect time to probably be retired and enjoy my holowaifu

Don't worry. I'm sure social security will cover the costs of a custom Joi w/ emanator.

Ya 40s are fine if you take care of yourself, it starts going down in your mid to late 50s

Are you so retarded you can’t even do simple subtraction?

>Our boy Elon will have all that taken care of before 2018 ends

This is funny because it's what the EM subreddit actually believes.

Like many other movies that tried to predict the future, some things are more advanced than our current state and other things are far behind. BR is not so different. I don't see why AI technology like JOI will not be possible in 20 years.

I’ll be 68, like Big Richard

why the fuck would you need an emanator?

62. Fuck, that's practically another lifetime. I can't take another lifetime of this shit.

Fucking cookie cutter porch monkey jew.
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Hopefully dead

Only nine more years until Terminator waifus though

So you can take her out on adventures

around 50 I think. I'm too lazy to do the math

Yea but we'll be call you Little Dick

o-out?

look if I was a normie who went outside I wouldn't need a Joi in the first place

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I'll be dead of alcohol poisoning long before that.

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>I don't see why AI technology like JOI will not be possible in 20 years.

The fact we don't understand our own consciousness, so how can we create it?

The tremendous philosophical and moral implications of creating a artificial self-aware beings as slaves, and the practical dangers they pose.

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We can make simple learning AI right now. 50 years isn't a lot especially if you look at 1900 - 1950

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but I'll probably be dead by then

Elon Musk is the smartest man living and he may be the smartest man in history.

The first shipment of 300 of these was sent out this month.

A much larger production order featuring Hatsune Miku is going to be released on March 9th, 2018.

Some genius is gonna develop the first AI in his / her basement just like the personal computer.

you will be 36 years old 31 years from now?

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but my boyfriend will be 50

when does the Cortana model come out?

They're already robots that can imitate human behavior very well. 20 years from now, give or take, depending on how fast we're advancing today, is not unrealistic for a full AI. It's not like JOI is a replicant, she is still a program.

>tfw 2011 was 20 years ago

>The AI, named Hikari Azuma, is described as a 20-year-old housewife who loves anime, donuts, and cooking fried eggs for her husband (that's you, incidentally). As you spend more time with her, she'll adapt to your daily schedule. She's voiced by rookie voice actress Yuka Hiyamizu and designed by Love Plus artist Tarou Minoboshi.

>31 years until hot replicant gf
Can't wait

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But what if her taste in anime isn't good?

got hard just reading that. i need more of this

>31 years

More like ten, actually. Cyberpunk's more about drama than accurate tech timelines.

t. /sci/

Fuck you.

Cortana is NOT for bullying.

What if it is? Imagine watching Berserk with your virtual waifu.

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Since the company obviously has a thing for blue hair I hope we get Jinx

Also Rei is a 100% guarantee huh?

62, but maybe I'll cybertize myself before then.

shes always naked user, why don't people think she is a whore?

Best motivation for 2018 all the way through 2048.

>57

you guys are pathetic as fuck

>i cant wait for a virtual non existent female to make love me and do whatever i want. thats what relationships are about!

i cant wait for the moment after virtual wives are created and how pathetic men will look buying them

t. roastie

t. roastie

ROASTED

>i cant wait for the moment after virtual wives are created and how pathetic men will look buying them
I can guarantee you that will never happen. Women will throw a hissy fit and they'll be banned from most Western countries.

t. roastie

>*clicks post nervously*

t. roastie

31. Prime of my life motherfucker!

don't you pussy block me from having my husbando come to life

After the Back to the Future letdown, I have no more hope left, OP.

It seems like women are actually pretty excited for it too

>schedule
Fap, eat, shit, repeat.

I'd spend hours in hours in the customization module

Work a shower in there you dirty bastard

Sup roastie

I don't think it's ethical to keep an intelligence that has been programmed to devote itself entirely to your every whim

post her holo tits plz

Man that was a total bummer. No hover boards, no self tying sneakers, no Jaws 19. What a let down.

>having a wife is immoral
the soy is strong with this one

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I'm assuming this is after his joi dies right

get torrenting faget

kino

why is she naked? and why is he so upset?

>59
Hopefully alcohol will have killed me by then.

who the fuck would want a soulless husk waifu. gimme asuka

why not a waifu roboto you can hold instead

His waifu is deeeead

And a big purple whore with her face is trying to convince him to buy a new one

The machine is a coffee pot, not a garbage can

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that's an awfully hot coffee pot

what did you just say bich?

66. Though desu I might kill myself to avoid child support before then.

66

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I feel 80 on the inside though. I'm jaded and ready to die. No friends. Life is pain.

I'd kill myself but I know it'd fuck up my family for generations. So I wait

of course not. she's a fucking hologram so unless you want replicant prostitute threesomes having her tell you how to jack off while she's naked and touching herself is the best you're gonna get.

>I'll be 28 in 2049
Holy shit this nigga hasn't been born yet

you need to be at least born to post here underage fag

Her name is hilarious if you mentally never abbreviate it

>my favorite Blade Runner character is Jerk Off Instructions
>did you see how cute Jerk Off Instructions was in that movie?
>I cried when Luv killed Jerk Off Instructions
>K loved Jerk Off Instructions so much