Would you a forest vvitch?

would you a forest vvitch?

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I would anyone that would put up with me.

No I am a God fearing Christian who does not involve myself with such temptations.

What happened to the two youngest kids?

a whole forest witch?

with tits like that? fuck yes

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Is this what watching movies with women is really like?

ytes!!! im so horny

Kinda, they keep watching their phones without really pay attention to the movie.

Ssshhhh just turn your brain off bro

>witches and devils always depicted with black hair and wearing red/black
I guarantee you all they have to do is be blonde wearing white and blue and every god-fearing christcuck will be all over that shit.

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The VVitch took them in the night

Lisa Annmode

They're witch homemade kid butter probably, like the baby.

>dark hair
>brown eyes
>feminine curves
>NO BUSH

fucking bullshit that is

imagine if she did that without shaving!

Faggot.

The bush was shopped out.

>he's afraid of hair and likes his women clean

yeah I think you might be the poofter here
some nice bush is where its at

A nice little landing strip is fine, full bush is not.

Yeah, vaginas are gay.

Bush looks like a clump of baby spiders. Gross.

>Bush looks like a clump of baby spiders. Gross.

you clearly never fucked a chick with hair on her pussy

landing strips look fucking stupid

Damn, too much pro porn really does fuck your mind, what's next, fake tits and injected lips are better?

this, the pubic rubbing during penetration feels goat, with shaved girls feels meh, or sandpaper--tier

>he doesn't like bunch of little nopes

fucking efaminate nature hating slack jawed faggots around.
>eww hair on a woman is disgusting
next thing you fucks tell me you don't want to eat out ass like no tomorrow when making love to your woman because there's bacteria

The goat killed them.

can someone explain this scene to me?

was he saved or did he go to h*ll?

I cant have sex with a woman and not try and lick her ass anymore. Thanks jews.

Well that actually has salmonella and other (literal) shit, eating pussy is fine tho, practically any other part of the body is fafe to suck.

safe*

how disgusting do you have to be to eat some negro ass that doesn't know how to clean herself up?

kek, do you think women have aseptic anus and rectums even if they look clean? The shit comes out of there you know...

No one was saved, hell is the most terrifying thing to a puritan, and this is a puritan horror movie.

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Hell is the most terrifying thing? What about complete cessation of existence?

Oh please. Nobody recovers from passing out absolutely terrified of the missing time.

I'm a man with unshakable faith. I would pray for her to be saved and try to convert her into the sisterhood.

Pretty sure Black Philip gored them on his horns. That's how it looked anyway. They were dead in the morning and Black Philip was prancing around pleased as punch.

I don't really know much about puritan history or culture. damn nation of the soul and cessation of existence seem like they'd be the same thing to a puritan, but you probably know more and are right. my main point was I don't think anyone was saved. and also that shoegazer ulver jam.

God I love Sarah

This applies to every honest man here.

pretty sure the hag took the twins. literally watched this this morning and can't remember if Thomisaine was awake or not. phillip clearly broke down the part of the wall and that's how the hag fled with the twins and why they're not there in the morning.

So tl;dr
>Quakerism, not even once

Burn her alive along with her entire coven? Yes I would.

Seeing her breasts melt against the heat would be stimulating.

she was, the vvitch grabbed the twins and blew a hole in the roof flying off. the blast breaks the boards and knocks her out

Quakers aren't puritans. Sorry, friendo.

>getting kicked out of a Puritan colony for different theological views
>not a Quaker

Nice try oatsboi

>but you probably know more and are right
Kek, absolutely not. Thanks for having faith in me though.

if "would you" entails being carved to pieces and eaten then no

if it entails being trained as a Warlock and comfy fireside sex every night then yes, sure

that kinda makes sense. it's been stated that witches need to make an "ointment" from children to fly. could have just been a misstep in the set up of the scene.

Do you even know what quakers are? He was kicked out for being even more of a fundamentalist than the puritans.

>you will never save a qt puritan from her bum of a father, harpy mother, and bratty siblings

well I'd never heard of cessation of existence. so you at least knew that much more. I just watched this for the first time today and want to learn more about it.

I always thought the Shakers sounded like a happenin' bunch

*more about the period*

That was the devil idiot.

the “ointment” might be made specifically from unbaptized babies but could be made by killing the twins. Since this shit isn’t real theres no definite answer, the vvitch might have taken them for other rituals.

>have to fail around all the time and make furniture
>no sex, ever
No thanks

that's the other thing I was gonna say, it's a fairy tale. it doesn't have to all make sense.

apart from the furniture bit that's pretty much my life now tho

To a true Calvinist, as the family was portrayed as being, the kid was always damned, because nothing you do can alter your predetermined fate that is written in the Great Book. This was a little too real for regular puritans to stomach, which is why the family was kicked off the plantation in the first place.

perfect.

>you clearly never fucked a chick with hair on her pussy
This is something to be proud of, retard. If a woman isn't bald from the eyebrows down she's probably not a woman to begin with.

slut

If you want to live deliciously, you will sacrifice your first fap of the year to the witch.

if i start puking razors no

will do

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>you will never be a qt vvitch's sex slave """""""forced"""""" to engage in ritual sex to power her magic

>>you will never save a qt puritan from her bum of a father, harpy mother, and bratty siblings

>oy vey famlies suck
>become a stronk feminist witch!
jews gonna jew susceptible goyim

>Sup Forumstard permavirgin stewing in his basement
>no contact with actual people beyond mother and autism caregiver
Tell us about your wife and kids you posturing little faggot

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