Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins Returns™

>Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins Returns™

will it be kino Sup Forums?

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Why?

What happened to the original actress WTF??

>she will never play with your penis while wearing those gloves
Why even live

Got older. Got throat cancer that made singing painful. Wouldn't have liked the modern pop tunes anyhow.

>that scene where she takes a huge buff naked black guy from her magic purse and makes the kids touch him
what the fuck disney? I thought this was a family friendly kino

Might’ve been good if they didn’t throw in the Hamilton jagoff. I hate his face.

can't wait to see what nigger they shove in it to say they are diverse

Only if Jenna is the villain

>Lin-Manuel Miranda is going to be in this

Any gratuituous pit shots?

too bad Carrie Fisher is dead

Did he really spark enough interest for a fucking Mary Poppins reboot?

They threw in the Puerto Rican Hamilton guy because we all know 1930s London was crawling with Puerto Ricans.

>Emily Blunt will NEVER step on your balls
jdimsa ;_;

>was this disney character used to promote this other disney production?
yes

no it was carrie fisher

based

Umm, why isn't she black? It's 2018 ffs

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Will be crap. The original Poppins was whimsical and a jab at cat lady / spinster. That is impossible to do in the modern hugbox era. Instead we will get a Mary Poppins who will promote feminist crap and intro for "zany" music star cameos.

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>play one minor role in a tv series as a smug dude
>be tall, funny, and a bit nerdy at the same time
>get one of the best women as your wife

this guy is so likable

Saw the movie paidfir by Disney

Back when lyrics mattered. Its going to be depressing
Completely

Is that Lin Manuel Fucking Miranda

It will probably have some hip hop in the songs

He should have married Pam, Jim and Pam are so cute together! Haha!

She's too much of a blatant whore to be convincing

>now I want to fuck Mary Poppins
wtf dick

>promote feminist crap
But the original was all about votes for women.

i feel there's a thick sheen of smugness on british period pieces these days

>Not wanting to fuck Mary Poppins before.

Julie Andrews was a hottie.

>Hey you, get over here.

>Lick 'em

As long as they show her hole

I hate my life.

way better the blunt

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I hope they explain the changes to the actor in the film, I hate when its obviously a different character with a different style and ignore it

post more blunt please

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Happy New Year to you, Jenna

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>herp derp we'se gon' reboot Mary Poppins
I want North Korea to nuke Hollywood. Repeatedly.

There better be a lot of upskirt shots in this movie.

Should've been Daisy. Angelic singing voice.

>let's find a nigger

At least they've got the right species of robin this time. Andrews had a soprano level voice too, doubt Blunt will get anywhere near that.

Julie Andrews is the name you're looking for, you know one of the most well known actresses ever. She's 82 and although she looks great for her age, the film isn't set that long after the original.

She was stunning in Mary Poppins, especially in that painting scene in the white dress.

She might have been my first crush. Fuck I was a patrician even back then.

Yes she was.

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Why won't Hollywood learn? There is no way anything made now could possibly come close to capturing the magic of this classic.

They should just make s spin off or expand on the 'magical nanny' universe or something dumb like that.

Here they are really setting themselves up for failure.

>She dropped out of Sicario 2 for this shit
Fuck Disney.

For some reason they've also got another American to play the Dick Van Dyke/Bert character. The whitest American they could find of course.

she kinda looks like jlaw tbhonest

I think we got /ourmovie/ yet again.

Original MP is unironically a great film. This, probably not.

Should've gotten Villeneuve to direct

bottom right holding up the kid in green

Why unironically? It's obvious to any non-pleb that it's a classic.

because Galaxy Guardians made Mary Poppins cool

Sup Forums is so infused with post ironic sarcasm you need to emphasize when you aren't being dishonest in order to avoid being misunderstood

>e
They don't make them like that any more.

I hope yondu has a cameo 2bh xD

This is when Disney were at their best, ripping off British children's literature with characters with qt and quaint English accents. Of course they're still making Winnie the Pooh, Jungle Book, Peter Pan and Alice films but they're just not the same.

Is that a fucking sword in her hand?

Disney's best is their 30s-40s periods when they were doing fantasy and comedy shorts. Disney was doing Alice cartoon shorts before Mickey Mouse existed, also. Not many people seem to be aware of that.

There were no nigs in Mary Poppins ever
But just you wait, just you wait

It's one of those rain protectors that all brits use

Do we know if he's playing an American, or some kind of Spaniard? Or will he be attempting a Cockney accent.

Close, it's her umbrella, which for a british lady is near enough the same thing. She can cut your fucking balls off with that thing, a huff, and a peaked eyebrow

This is Soviet Mary Poppins, say something nice about her.

It's a magic talking umbrella, some kind of cheeky cunt parrot.

the huge brown spots in her face distracts you from noticing the ugly no earlobe ears

>We will never have a gritty Mary Poppins Returns directed by Zack Snyder full of subtle religious imagery

This tbqh. I mean why even live?

Mary Poppins obviously went to Hogwarts, they should do a cross over.

in the most delightful way~

truly powerful imagery

I kind of wish it was Eva Green instead
And the creator of Poppins hated what Disney did with her character. They made a whole movie about it

>gritty Mary Poppins full of subtle religious imagery
That already happened in a comic, which coincidentally is by some of the same people the Zack Snyder has done adaptions for. Obviously, it's not the super serious type of gritty, but it is funny enough to mention.

I don't understand, is Mary Poppins God?

Yes.
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>Mary Poppins is God and Harry Potter is the anti christ
You're weird Moore

I love this screenshot.

Mary Poppins needs to have hairy legs, pits and nipples though.

She really is a cheeky cunt but that's why I love her.

Who gives a fuck?

d'aww did one of your shitposting threads get deleted? lmao

No I mean, who seriously cares enough about Mary Poppins in 2018 to warrant a fucking sequel 60 years later?

>not appreciating Mary Poppins
Contrarianism is just a meme brah, don’t take it too far.

I like Mary Poppins well enough. It was a cute little movie that I saw as a kid. That's it. It's not like Mary Poppins has a real fanbase like every other nostalgiawank reboot of the past decade or so.

Too late for that, TLJ and GotG2 already did it:
>I'm Carrie Poppins Y'all

I’m not the one financing a reboot, but is it really that less popular than Beauty and the Beast?
>subtle advertising
Devious

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