Who's the manliest superhero?

Who's the manliest superhero?

90s superboy can beat anybody in an arm wresting fight

>inb4 Guy "I want my mommy" Gardner

In body mass alone...

Literally any other answer is wrong.

Obelix

Guy Hero.

Richard Aldana from "Last Man

>marraige in current year
yeah it's a fucking risk
like holy shit
pic related

and predator was an ok film so yeah I could understand it a bit

Both marriage and Predator are awful though.

Wonder Woman

This

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TACTILE TELEKINESIS

Vartox is pretty damn manly.

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Arnold was an immigrant body builder who became a famous movie star in dozens of amazing movies, then became governor of California AND continued movie roles. He IS a superhero.

I wish he was the President of the United States.

Then we would have Demolition Man in the future.
Which is another reason why would I want this to happen.

he's not viable though, is he? You can't become US President unless you were born there, right?

Same. But there's always the future.

It would have to be repealed by Constitutional Amendment, which probably isn't happening withing Ahnold's political career

Ha! He lazied out with the chainmail.

My first thought, too.

I mean, Silver Age Superman is considered the pinnacle of super-might. But Vartox outclasses him in every way.

....Silver Age Vartox would bitchslap Superboy Prime.

"Come here, you little shit. Blow up a universe, will you? Come here and take your medicine!"

..In Sean Connery's voice, of course.

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You want a world where the SJWs win and everyone else has to live in sewers until Stallone comes back?

Technically, I would be dead by the time it happens, so now I am not sure.

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Only issue is the lack of a costume.
I'm rarely a fan of plain clothes superheroes.

I think I know someone who could give him a run for his money.

>old man Arnie will never be sworn into office while wearing the Turboman suit

yeah but hes actually insane.

nothin manly about it if you're a nutter.

literally one of the only pieces of actual institution racism in the US

i tend to dislike foreigners but they can be the best Americans

Ha. That's funny.

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Vartox just became one my favorite characters now.