You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies that provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you shit all over their works first chance you get. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep board who loves comics and cartoons for their lore when all you do is shitpost memes. Yeah, I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great board, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "Make a capeshit board, man," how big the movie industry is crushing the comic industry, how Creator Owned Titles failing is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, Sup Forums. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Buy a fucking comic! And by the way, reading Graphic Novels doesn't make you noteworthy critic! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Cirtics or any professional criticism for that matter, because "SJW Conspiracy!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed CalArts twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a writer! How's that script of yours we never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Sup Forums. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, Sup Forums! Thanks for the fucking storytime
You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies that provide comics and cartoons for you and are...
I don't buy comics because I'm a poorfag, without piracy I wouldn't read them but thanks to it the authors are rewarded with my constructive criticism so they can do better in their next project.
Criticism isn't "shitting all over their works" either, the hugbox mentality is harmful and leads to stagnation.
>Works at a shop one day a week
>Thinks he's an expert
>Reads comics for free on the clock
>Berates piracy
Sup Forums is the worst board.
Not according to that survey a few days ago, Sup Forums was voted best board by more than 50% a the voters
>authors are rewarded with my constructive criticism so they can do better in their next project
OP is dumb, but dude. You are on Sup Forums.
OK we dont want any trouble, illtake my waifu and we leave. that works for you?
They only won the electoral vote, not the popular one.
I email all my posts to the creators of the comics and shows.
lol what a joke
Hey, don't hate us because you're a cuck who decided to take a career in a dying market. You should have thought for two minutes about the decision you were making.
It also sure sounds like you don't even like comic books. If you didn't get Batman: Year One, I've seen thousands of posts over the years explaining why it's so great. Stick around and actually see some.
I've not applied for CalArts. I've never wrote a comic book script. You're just projecting because you wanted to do both of those, but now all you do is work at a dying comic book shop one day a week.
You know, if you posted this pasta with the pic of Quagmire that goes with it people might get the joke.
Still one of my favorite pastas though
Well you work on a Sunday you dillweed. Comic day is Wednesday.
I was about to say; I've never seen this before myself, but once I saw "I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it", I realized it was copypasta.
>nobody recognizes the pasta
>not replying with post-ironic post-sincere posts to shitposts
Have you never been to Sup Forums
>merely pretending
>ITT OP only knows one board
I was about to ask if this was from family guy with Brian and quagmire
>implying I even read comics
Turning Quagmire's rant into a copypasta. Cute.
Who is this redhaired qt?
wow
holy fucking shit
This is an 18 and older site kiddo.
epic level bait tho
Ranma Saotome. She's a character from Gundam.
Neon Gen came out almost 30 years ago, Gramps.
>And that's why you like him so much...he's you!
pretty sure if I were batman I'd have a fuck of a lot more money
>Oooo! So angry! Be careful OP, too much stress will give you a heart attack. Oh, what am I saying? Please continue! Never mind what I said.
Bump
But that's the only one that matters, obviously.
>falling for easy bait twice in one thread
Hello!