This is a 35 year old man

This is a 35 year old man

lets trick you into killing everything and everyone you care about then chop ur limbs off and throw you in lava and see how good you like right

You could have just said burn victim

unlimited power takes its toll

He died at 45. Can't you math?

hes 45 in return of the jedi

this is just what happens when the robots didn't have the budgetary capacity to completely fix your face

This nigga led a hard mutherfuggin life bro, are you really expecting Vader to look healthy after being a fucking torso for decades, a torso that killed everyone he ever loved and thrived off of stress and anger? That is not a healthy lifestyle

Idiot.
He was 44/45 years old when he died.

not to mention he musta been hopped up on painkillers all the time and could only feed through tubes most likely

He hasn't seen natural light in over 20 years. He's been breathing processed air for more than 2 decades. He's also a master dark side wielder, which is known to take a huge toll on the body. Of course he looks like shit.

This is a 45 year old man

Honestly, I'd say he looks pretty good considering literally everything the poor bastard went through and did to himself

>quadriplegic burn victim living the last twenty years on a diet of liquids and self-loathing

Reminder that his last thoughts were about his cute orange padawan waifu.

this whole goddamn time he's a damn egg

45 year old, and abusing the dark side corrupts the individual physical to the point of decay.

Try like 60, but yeah. Have you seen old peiple in Arizona? The only reason those mummies can still talk is because of air conditioning

This is a 20 and 38 year old woman

It's not like the setting really demands precise answers, but I really don't understand how advanced medicine is in star wars

He wasn't quadriplegic. That would mean he broke his neck.

57.

Why do you people not look this up?

They're both ugly as fuck.

You're right. He's a quadruple amputee.

Didn't know that the hunchback of notredam and Alladin had a crossover.

>disney damage control shills
>out to run down 40 year old movies to make their crap look less shitty
KYS jews

>implying the prequels are canon
>posting pic from non-canon "special edition"

Say what you will about the prequels but to deny that someone called Palpatine who was seduced by a being called Darth Plageuis to start living in politics, then over time kill Plageuis and live in the shadows commanding the trade federation... to deny that all this happened is to say that Star Wars before Episode 4 had no history and everything JUST came into being from some random clone wars.

Alec Guiess was actually 62/63 when they filmed Episode IV, so he's definitely not looking to old for the role as a 57 year old Obi-Wan.

Sebastian Shaw even looks younger in the theatrical version. You and your damn changes George.

they are canon you fucking Disney nigger. They’re creations of the creator himself faggot

Give him his brows back!

they had the brows right in Rebels? can't remember

>killing everything and everyone you care about
would also damage your appearance in SW-verse

>burn victim with scarring on 90% of his body
>perfectly shaped intact brows

It was the one change that actually made sense

Only the original theatrical OT is canon. Everything else is fan fiction.

For the purposes of the OT and the PT, the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise is exactly that - a legend. Plagueis was only made Palpatine's master in the book "Darth Plagueis". He was later recanonized either through "Tarkin" or "Lords of the Sith", whichever is by the same author. The movie itself never states that Palpatine had Plagueis as his master OR that they manipulated the Force to create Anakin. All of that is EU mumbojumbo to shrink the universe so everyone knows each other.

Nah, when Sheev says "ironic" with that shit-eaitng grin, it's obvious that you're supposed to take away that HE killed Plagueis

Because...?

Why hasn't Kylo turned into monster mash? He's darksyde.

Because he's shit at it.

>The movie itself never states that Palpatine had Plagueis as his master
>Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (smiles) Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death but not himself.


>OR that they manipulated the Force to create Anakin
>Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life.
/he says to the guy without a father/

But they did
You don't need a 100% clear/clunky statement to confirm this

He doesn't have level 4 force lightning.
>Big Bang Theory laugh track

You adress the Highlord?

There's also the not subtle at all way that he looks at Anakin while he's saying it.

>"Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to..."
>*Slowly turns his gaze to Anakin*
>"create...life."

Snoke doesn't have the yellow eyes either, even though he's a strong Dark Side user.
Seems like the nuForce distinguishes which Dark Side worshipping religion you adhere to and alters your appearance accordingly. Or not.
It used to be a Mark of Cain type of thing Palpatine needed to hide during his scheming times, but now it's just cosmetic.

>The movie itself never states that Palpatine had Plagueis as his master OR that they manipulated the Force to create Anakin
No but it strongly implied through body language.

They've got unlimited resources as well to at least make themselves look presentable, but nooo... they had to make gigantic, useless laser-spewing balls instead.

Why did Plagueis and Palpatine create anakin in the first place?

And what was the reason for choosing anakin's mother on tatooine in the first place?

Merely headcanon on my part, but maybe the Sith had a similar prophecy to the Jedi of one who would balance the Force, only by destroying the Jedi instead of the Sith. Maybe they got tired of waiting for the chosen one to be born, so Plagueis cooked up a scheme to create it. Truth be told, Anakin did end up balancing things out, with only two Jedi and two Sith left after Order 66, so maybe he was fulfilling two prophecies at once.

bro. he lived half his life living in a desert

This bargain grows less appealing by the momen

The Force has a will of its own. It saw what Palpy and Plagy were up and created Anaking, The Chosen One, to rebalance the galaxy.

First 3, original author + not knowing if (4-6) will ever be made minus tarzan chewbacca divided by down syndrome midget furries = standalone trilogy with wide$pread $ucce$$

4 thru 6 minus (PC mission creep) multiplied by [jar jar abomination + missed character development + pedo padame] = Quip cheese pile of meh

7 thru ??? Divided by {3^4 tier sub authors} plus Disney overlords = potato ridden money grabbing mouse shit ^ nth power

>Where n is very large