>the scene where blade runner slept with the hooker
>she doesn't ask him to take a shower first, say she's legally required to examine his balls/penis for warts, make him wear a condom, charge him an extra $50 for kissing, and finish ten minutes early even though he paid for a full hour and the fact that she insisted on wasting the first thirty minutes on some bullshit "massage"
Really broke the realism desu
He's replicant.
He's attractive?
No, autistic.
He can get real pussy but prefers his waifu.
im not a hooker nor gay and even i would sex ryan gosling, no questions asked
maek de roboto wer condom
damn u have low standards
just like yo mama
>Junky low tier hooker
>asking all that crap to a fucking blade runner
Sure buddy
>charge him an extra $50 for kissing
stopped reading there in you unrealistic portrayal
The future is better than today, user.
That trio of hookers fails basic diversity requirements, the one on the far left should be chinese and in a wheelchair
where can i see the tits of the nigress
asking for a friend
You forgot the part where she's a replicant.
where do you live where seeing a hooker is like that? this is what it's like in CA
>go into 'massage parlor'
>pick skinny asian girl
>go into back room
>10 minutes of 'massage'
>20 minutes of sweaty bareback sex
>"I'm going to cum inside of you"
>"No, prease..."
>"Too late"
>grind my sperm into her cervix for another 10 minutes, then take a shower together
>fuck her in the shower too, and cum inside of her again for good measure
>tip her $50
>"See you next week?"
>"Ok"
This.
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She's a replicant. He's a replicant. They don't have physical contact of the genitals.
Not OP, but his description was eerily close to what I experienced at an actual brothel.
AND...it was 50 dollars for kissing (250 dollars for half an hour, 50 dollars extra for kissing).
In the room she looked at my dick and balls under a weird lamp, and then she made me have a shower directly in front of her while she watched (no idea why).
Then we made out, and she put a condom on me for a blowjob, and then we had sex. I didn't get to cum before the time ran out. The weirdest thing - she said I could hang around and chat and have champagne. No sex or anything. I didn't want to. When the the time was up they literally had a chick intercom the room to politely tell us.
Fucking weird.
>They don't have physical contact of the genitals.
What? Do you think K has no dick like a Ken doll?
They are both completely like humans, just with no sperm/womb
Not OP.
I live in Australia. I only went to a brothel once, it was called Stilleto's. Not sure if it's still around.
Basically you drive into an unmarked underground carpark, which is stupid because the door is still on the street (a back street, but still). They have a camera and they buzz you in.
Then they take you to this fancy bar/seating area and girls come out individually and introduce themselves. Some were really stand off-ish, some were friendly friendly.
I chose a girl, and she went to the room, and the lady took me to a booth where I paid (I paid on my credit card and they charged it to some hardware company).
Then the rest was pretty much like I put here
Yeah, but they didn't have sex. They just did that weirdo shit.
>she said I could hang around and chat and have champagne.
As far as I'm aware some brothels make a bit money by basically offering the services of a bar on the side.
I guess a bit like those hostesse clubs in japan where you can have basically buy a romantic dinner with an attractive woman, but nothing more.
The fuck? That sounds awful. How can they even stay in business, unless the women are insanely hot.
that sounds terrible
the time i saw a prostitute in US
>call an ad i saw online and checked out
>ask for a specific girl, they say tomorrow afternoon is available
>i show up at the apartment complex, the female business owner meets me outside and walks me up to the apartment
>girl is there, brings me to back room
>starts making out and blowing me immediately, then puts on condom and we have sex
>she small talks again for a bit then asks if i want to go again for round two, after that talk casually for a few minutes and leave
was probably slightly over an hour actually but never felt worried about time
anywhere were government regulates it and anywhere were government does not regulate it so hos have to be extra careful
>How can they even stay in business
desperate man who need hookers? There are types of hookers and levels of service, rich CEO won't be going there but he is not the main target. some men even get off on this treatment
It's implied you idiot
I think you might be one of the dullest people on Sup Forums and that's saying something.
Isn't she finnish? That's basically a chinese. And no need for wheelchairs if your disability is autism.
sounds incredibly clinical for something that is supposed to be sexy, would just leave if treated to that.
The women were genuinely in the 8-9 range. As good looking and (I would say of some of them) even better looking than any U.S. porn stars.
If you have money, it would be great. You could book for a full hour or more and really enjoy yourself.
The implication was literally the opposite. That they didn't have physical sex
Yeah, there are places that aren't like that, but they have bad reputations for diseases and stuff.
she was so QT compared to in Halt and catch fire
Mariette > Pris
This is actually true though. I go to the hookers once a year or something, and if you pay 70 euros to fuck, you pay to insert your penis into a vagina and nothing else. Kissing? 30-50 euros more. Want to play with her tits too? 50 euros please.
OP is very much on the money.
what euro country do the best hookers cone from?
>mfw one of the hookers starts speaking Finnish
>bareback hookers
That's a risky game you're playing my dude
Netherlands has pretty chillax whores. It's just across the border for me.
Never gad a hooker check me for warts. Why would they be legally required to do that if whoring is illegal. This isn’t Crocodile Dundee 2049
Sweden, any girl there will spread her legs for you if you have a big black beard and scream Allah a lot, and if they refuse you can just rape them, it's racist to arrest immigrants so you'll get away with it, just say you didn't know rape was illegal
That sounds trash. In America I look for ads. Found a nice college cheerleader. She was from out of town on vacation from school. She was 5’3” blonde, part colombian. Had an amazing ass. I picked her up and made out with her while I fucked the shit out of her. She left when I told ger to. We keep in touch, now I fuck her everytime she’s in town
>Lying on the internet
hungary
all those anons describing their shitty experience just make me lol
here you can get kissing and fucking for an hour for ~60-100 euro depending on the girl
girls either simply kiss or no, usually depending if they like your appearance enough i guess, no extra charge
Have any of you ever hired an escort? A pornstar escort? Have any of you ever done porn?
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OBSESSED
In austrian sauna clubs kissing is often included.
In the cheaper ones, where the half hour costs about 50€, kissing is usually 20-30€ extra.
>kissing a girl who has had at least twenty dicks in her mouth TODAY
Why
Britbong here and this describes it here except I have never seen extra charges for kissing. Or balls inspection or mandatory showers, that's only if you smell.
As someone too ugly to ever get a gf, all but one of the over 15 escorts I have seen were professional and nice.
dont Hungarian girls have dark skin from being part sand nigger from the Ottoman invasion?
Why not?
Ive seen extra charges for kissing and sometimes even flat out refusal to kiss, but in this case they are both robots so what does it matter, i didnt even see the whore get paid, might even have been free because she wanted to spy on him
That Mackenzie whatever has a near look; sorta big and manly but still hot. Dunno how she does it.
Does anyone have any stories about German hookers / brothels?
I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm considering some independent prostitutes, I feel like a total creep when just thinking about visiting an actual brothel.
since when bioengineered humans are robots?
if I do this Id have to do it with someone legitimately crazy like lexi belle
Never been to a hooker, but I’d be absolutely terrified to kiss one for fear of getting oral herpes.
oh excuse me "replicants"
Kek, the idea of "bullying" some autistic asian hooker like that actually turns me on
Get in shape and develop interests and you won’t have to pay.
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>In austrian sauna clubs kissing is often included
why would I want to kiss a mouth that was full of turkish/afghan cock 10 minutes ago?
enjoy your STD senpai
she isn't even a real girl
Not really. Picking on Sweden isn't as popular as it used to be. It's nothing like Yuropoors and the US, and I'm not even American.
>find prostitute online
>add says she does 'watersports'
>I thought that just means she swims or something & she's p hot
>call, arrange a time, get a hotel room and meet her there
>make small talk for a bit, shes nice
>start fucking (with a condom)
>she's on top
>really quick, she starts squirting all over my chest/ legs
>I think she's 'cumming'
>i cum, i'm thinking im some sex god, big grin
>she gets off me
>'that was quick'
>i want to go for round 2 because i paid for an hour so i say 'let me taste your cum baby'
>i start licking her
>it tastes like piss
>freak out and get into a big fight with her
>she makes me pay double ($400) because i 'scared her'
>this girl was just pissing... just pissing all over me, and i just smiled and licked it up
wew lad
The rebel leader with one eye was having them try to get information out of him. Did you even see the fucking movie or does your brain fade in and out every other scene?
Not true, she wouldn’t pee unless she asked you to.
Whores are uppity cunts these days who also think they are princesses
I understand why the elite orders Pizza from chicago instead of just going to a strip joint, like in the 80s
Joi had fucking atrocious tits
No, they have dark skin because all of our whores are gypsies
>nutting inside a used up whore
this guy paid $8k for the privelege of getting a bunch of STDs lmao
american niggers should be banned from this board. I mean really
replicants aren't robots user.
>Really broke the realism desu
Actually not.
Hookers trying to waste time or prolong time is a known fact. Higher pilotage is making him spend time WITHOUT sex.