Do Americans really eat this every morning in one sitting by themselves?

Do Americans really eat this every morning in one sitting by themselves?

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Fuck me I am in need of a fry up this morning lads I feel rough

That's a Britbong Breakfast, not American.

oh ho is funny because it's an english breakfast oh ho SAGE

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um no sweetie, we eat like this

This is what I eat every morning

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happy new year anons!

having pic related for a hearty breakfast

>tfw not had a greasy fry-up in months

I'm gonna do it this weekend, the full monty: black pudding and hashbrowns especially

That's clearly a Britbong breakfast

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Your girlfriend has the mind of a 12 year old.

pic is my usual breakfast

That is not a poached egg, that's a train wreck.

P U R E B L I S S

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That sausage is overcooked

>stares in british

>those black discs with brown whatever on them
>that brown shit above the bacon
>fucking tomatoes
>fucking... mushrooms?
>fucking beans?
This breakfast looks like garbage.

Anyone have the JAV code for that egg webm that gets posted all the time?

But she has great tits so that makes up for it. Plus she calls me daddy and that turns me on

Lost my appetite.

hello third worlder

> being this uncultured

I'm sorry it's not a Big Mac

Look. I'm not a cuck or anything. But I can definitely see the appeal in watching your gf/wife get railed by something like this.

I like how you didn't even try to deny it. That's how easy tattoos make it to judge people.
Says the guy that eats fucking tomatoes for breakfast
kek

>Do Americans really eat this every morning in one sitting by themselves?
I don't even know what the fuck that is so no.

>i'm sorry it's not a big mac
I know, a big mac would probably taste better than that rot.

You need tomatoes and mushrooms with a fry-up, it takes away from the protein/carb overload

white guy tries to sell his brand
>Oh wow he is so industrious
>he is gonna be successful one day
black guy tries to sell his brand
>gets fired

I never learned how to eat tomatoes or mushrooms so I'll pass.

>Not having the superior Aussie Breakfast
Americucks and Britbongs make me laugh

what the hell it's all watery

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She's still leaning how to cook

Mushrooms were an acquired taste for me, especially considering my dad always overcooked them to the point of being rubbery

ooga booga

>She's still leaning how to cook
I learned how to cook a simple meal like that when I was fucking 6 years old with my brother. My mom taught us both, jesus fuck your bitch is useless.

>openly admitting that you eat vegemite instead of marmite
Pleb.

At least she is trying. She's good at cleaning, though.

at least you're honest about it

buttery marmite on toast with coffee got me through some hard times at work this year

So you're a fan of bestiality?

Oh you think? Well fuck me what a fucking durr brain I've been.

Newfags can't even recognise a bait thread when they see one.

How does he make everything look like shit?

Was the breast tattoo not your first hint, retard?

Kay wtf are you doing love?

I was cleaning my house when I was 6 too, I'm hispanic man, cleaning and cooking was not a joke. Idk what race your bitch is but she's lagging behind.

I don't fuck with bitches. I got 99 other problems.

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The Negro penis truly is the ultimate symbol of primal sexual aggression. What a terrible honor to see them impregnate our women and destroy our inferior bloodlines

>idk what her race is but she's lagging behind
Again, was the breast tattoo not your first hint, you fucking retard?

this makes me nervous

no one eats that in one sitting. that's easily 3k calories.

I eat 3k calories in one sitting on a regular basis

>weird uncooked slabs of cow tongue
>slimy grease cooked nigger penis
>1 beaten plum tomato cut in half
>2 small cut pieces off the shit side of a batata
>beans straight out of a can
>2 shapeless eggs cooked in grease and flipped with a fork
this is how u know when you gotta call immigration and send ya workers back over the border

Dangerous

>slimy grease cooked nigger penis
as if slimy nigger penis isn't delicious

I don't have a breast tattoo and I don't FUCK with bitches. I don't KNOW and don't pay attention.

Yeah a normal portion is usually half of that, I always go for a small scale one:

1 egg
2 rasher of bacon
1 sausage
some beans

I am Briiiit, love a good fry up, but this looks equally appealing. Fuck knows what you need the fork for though, that's a knife meal.

Unironically kys

oh shit nigga i cut just like that haha but people still get scared when i cut food like why nigga im a professional

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IT'S RAW!!!

Is this that girl with cerebral palsy?

Americans that want clogged arteries, high estrogen, and diabetes do.

I have to admit. The Jesus face made me laugh.

how obese are you

>hurr bestiality

Fuck off retard. It's just seeing your girls pussy get spread open in a way you have never seen before. Also the contrast in skin tones is naturally aesthetically pleasing

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>British pizza

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You fucking degenerate

>2 are raw 1 is burnt
>looks like rotten custard
fucking nonamericans

>I don't have a breast tattoo
Are you actually retarded? I didn't say you did. She does. So I'll ask for a third time: was her breast tattoo not your first hint that she was mentally defective, you fucking retard?

I wasn't staring at her breasts in the first fucking place. I already so no and that I don't care.

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ENOUGH THIS IS MAKING ME SICK

Vegemite tastes nicer and has an appealing name.
Marmite sounds like its some disgusting medicinal slop.

I'm finding these bad cooking webms oddly captivating.

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Tbh the first thing I did after I got back from basic was shovel down a mountain of kraft mac and cheese

How is any of that degenerate? You are fucking stupid.

>taking ground beef straight out of the package
>not seasoning it and grounding it some more
>just putting egg on it and throwing it in a pan
wow just wow

this is actually boiled bread, gravy powder and some other things

youtube.com/watch?v=0HeM8XDGwPU

Gay?

cosmic brownies really aren't that great

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Why do britbongs eat food that will make them fart/shit themselves for the rest of the day

No, I think that might actually make you a cuck.

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The first thing I did after basic was eat pizza, ice cream, brownies, french fries, funnel cake, and more pizza. Went back to the squadron and puked right before the girls had to clean the latrine.

My room is stuffed with boxes of macaroni and cheese, poptarts, and cans of chef boiiiiii-yarde now tho

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2 fried eggs 200 cal
3 large sausages 1200 cal
1/2 lb bacon 1200 cal
1/2 cup baked beans 200 cal
2 black things 400 cal
6 cherry tomatoes 100 cal
2 fried thingies 600cal
mushrooms? 100 cal
total 4000 cal

this is looking awful
>1 flip
oh god thats not nicely browned
>2
these really suck
>3
lold

>counting calories

soy as fuck

This?

Do you really need to start this right now?