What movie does Chad and Stacy watch?

What movie does Chad and Stacy watch?

some cgi animal movie

unironcially, pure pleb shit. And they dont even really watch it, say they love it, then forget about it in a week.

While you chased women and revelry, I have built my kingdom

She always makes them start the notebook but the end they end up fucking everytime.

Star Wars and the MCU

The Dark Knight Rises

Magic Mike or anything that they can relate to or arouse them.

How boring and empty are their lives?

GOD THIS THREAD IS FUCKING EMBARASSING. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC LMFAO.

top kek

WHATEVER THE FUCK WE LIKE

you know all this effort just to get a beta sub female, you'd think you wouldn't be so obsessed about being able to want to fuck your kids someday

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Not worth watching a movie. Those Priscilla Presley clones only live for a day.

Kek, I bet he doesn't even have a 2d waifu

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Heh

/litty/ flicks

he could do so much better than that literal 6/10

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They don't care, they are too busy having beautiful people sex, the kind only beautiful people can have. The kind of sex where neither party is ashamed of their bodies and they can achieve orgasm anytime they want and they don't care because they are always up for more sex anywhere.

Would you stop watching movies forever if it meant you got to fuck that chick one time?

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

That guy is going to get skin cancer. Rip Chad at least your short life will be better than my lengthy one.

Triple X: Return of Xander Cage

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hallo reddit tourists ... how new are you?

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that guy has a beautiful chin

also he could do even better desu

Adam Sandler type comedies

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how do I become this handsome?

Chad watches tarantino because he thinks those are the ultimate kino (later he wilk proceed to fill the walls of his dorm with tarantino movie posters)
Stacy watches rom coms and syfy movies

very poetic

Stop eating food with soy in them.

SS + GOMAD

You sound absolutely fucking pathetic user

you have to retry in a another life

30k$ in plastic surgery to get a generic male model face and a year of roids/lifting.

to put that in perspective, its the cost of a nice car to be beautiful. achievable by damn near anyone in a first world country.

Nothing. Neither has the attention span for it.

If they feel to laugh (You)

hold my beer

VR

The new Jumanji.

Unironically.

>pol
>piercing
pick one commie

Genetics.

You usually buy cars on credit and make monthly payments... Not many people have 30k+ lying around to pay in one lump sump.

you forgot leg lengthening

>could have any girl he wants
>settles for some 6/10 whore

he's not very bright is he

Leftypol pls go

just be yourself

>lump sump
do you have a picture of that? asking for a friend.

>it's another episode of Sup Forums is more attracted to men

KEK

The Plane Scene (2012)

>No ass and no titties
>Stacy
I thought Chad was supposed to be a role model both in looks and taste in woman not some fucking pleb.

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He's 5'8 btw

they look like the fuck black guys

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You post like you get fucked by black guys.

do libtards take photos of themselves with Sup Forums symbols now?

that dude is outa her league

you can buy plastic surgery on credit too. this isn't the 80's.

/ourguy/

all the faces are below my standards
only the one on the far left has an attractive body, far right has a disgusting fucking tattoo and the middle ones are fridges

Wtf I love multiculturalism now

Just be yourself, women care about your personality not your looks or money

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even still, 50k tops to be handsome for the rest of your life.THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. paltry sum really.

Fast and the furious
Anchorman
Hangover

>implying that's his girlfriend and not just some woman on the beach he met an hour earlier

>short by 1000%

>chad
>got his ass kicked in MMA by a druggie
top kek pick one

His name is Adam Bardy btw

dis nigga

hey /fit/

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>subject verb agreement

Hell no

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>has the luxury of never having to worry about being rejected, ever
>chooses to be with a 9.9/10 with a personality that cares about him instead of a 10/10 brainlet bimbo

Things virgins will never understand

I wasn’t even aware there was an argument going on. All you did was bring politics into the thread for no reason, by posting a picture of some loser degenerate false-flagging as a nazi

the shame makes the sex better buddy
instead of writing about fucking why dont you go out and do it?

Are you on crack? Of course not.
I'm not bragging when I say I've had sex with more attractive girls than that. She's pretty hot, but not worth giving up films forever. Not even close

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>this is your best response

wish these two would die horribly desu

Identify your flaws and either fix them, obscure them or compensate for them

They couldn't be from Reddit, this was on /r/Sup Forums only a month ago :^)