You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway...

You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

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I hear this woman is a real fucking bitch when she's coming down off a binge

Be My Cat

What does her catsuit smell like?

This.
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why did nolan not even bother trying to set up Catwoman? she just kinda shows up

Sodomy.

Anne Hathaway plays Anne Hathaway in "Anne Hathaway sits on a Fat Nerds face and Braaaps", the new family friendly comedy for the whole family. Feature length at 4 hours, it was her most grueling role to date, not only because she ate a diet mostly consisting of gruel to prepare for it.

The story of a couple facing crushing existential dread together. He's gay and she likes to watch. They discuss philosophy (especially Kierkegaard), rob a bank, finally have sex together and brutally kill themselves while blasting Rachmaninoff's opus number 29. The police comes in and finds nothing but a tidy, clean white room; the only object in it a little vase by the open window with two dandelion blowing in the night breeze.

Haha i would probably fuck her lol

"""arty""" semi-documental movie about BDSM socieity, to clean up all shit "50 shades..." did to it. she can keep Nolan's Batman catsuit to reduce costs

A short story about the dangers of men in order to appeal to retard sjws and be minorly successful. I would brutally murder her after going on a date. The sight of her broken body on the floor and my hands caked in her blood would fuel my masturbation for the rest of my life.

The drifting chief with no name saves the day out of a pizza parlor running by grandpa & grandma.

pee pee in pussy

Our heroine buys a one-way ticket to Israel and stays there forever. The male lead goes to Africa to hunt poachers.

who isn't?

you might as well say >I hear this woman needs to use the bathroom at least once a day.

Anne Hathaway pegging me for 90 minutes

my man

the story of a mother who got obsessed with breastfeeding and rejects to stop feeding her son(played by me)

Shot in 70mm for the trve kino experience

17 straight hours of me alternating between brutally throat fucking and brutally assfucking her with no lube. The movie climaxes wih me painting her face with cum and leaving her nude on the side of the road.

The subtext, of course, being about politics and ... Uh, some other shit...

>$50m to make a low budget (((art))) film

good plot

good post dude

I make the longest lasting film ever, at 31 days.

It's 31 days of me being locked in chastity, sissified, and brutalised by a dominatrix Anne Hathaway, in a latex covered, sound proofed room, with no safeword.

Its a powerful film challenging the patriarchal system.

After the film I, the actor and director, will mysteriously go missing, never to be seen again. Anne will swear we don't know where I've gone, with a devious look on her face.

don't forget leather straitjacket

Honestly, I'd just give her the 50mil to sit on my face wearing that cat-suit for a few weeks.

Damsel not in Distress

A comedy about a gallant hero wanting to rescue a damsel who doesn't seem to get in distress. Hilarity ensues.

Anne plays a young college girl who goes to see a stage hypnotist shows and winds up being hypnotized while in the audience. After the show the hypnotist hypnotizes her to permanently be his slave.

>Hilarity ensues
I get mad so easy sometimes

a movie about a dude with a hot as fuck girlfriend. They fuck, they laugh, they meme, they play vidya, they do everything any standard 4channer does. Meanwhile they both shitpost and laugh at fags and when anything happens the guy laughs at "beta losers" but the only difference is that he has her (for now). Eventually she leaves him for somebody better and he does everything those "beta losers" do and then aliens attack and demons rise up from hell and he fights them all to reclaim her but none of it matters shes gone and she was what made him "great" and nothing he does matters nor does he. Praise be our prophet carl, for his wisest or words be: "None of this matters."

A movie about Anne Hathaway fighting a real live giant anaconda.
Whatever happens, happens.

someone unfunny so she doesnt laugh

Hence hilarity ensues.

A comedy that requires her to smile her mouth as wide as possible

Ann Hathaway is a mother of 2 who is kidnapped and being prepped for sex slavery. The movie takes place mostly in a small basement. We will claim it is taking place in Chicago but filming will be in Cleveland except for a few shots of Chicago. I will play the character who checks in on Anne, giving her comfort so that she doesn’t hurt herself or cause us to hurt her too much. I will hire a bunch of no bodies to be the “thugs” her kids will be played by child actors from elementary school and will 2-3 scenes.

lavender and chamomile

like the room but it's 3 hous of uncut sex of me pounding her pussy doggy style in a room because she got 40 million for a one day role
I spend 100k on a good camera and lighting etc and 900 thousand on advertising and give myself a 9 million salary

we're sex addicts and the movie is us fucking in a bed for 2 hours straight

It won’t cost a thing, eh ???? (笑´・艸・)

It would advertise itself tbqh

I play her brother who lives on her couch and scares away potential boy friends with my BO and by being a third wheel on dates. The movie ends with me becomming suicidal and homeless while anne starts a family.

I would remake escape from new york with her being a female snake

>$50m
>low budget

I would get this made.

She's a schoolteacher but her personal life is problematic because she has all of these meme kinks like bbc and so forth. The plot dives in and out of those problems in a cringe comedy fashion
the other plot thread revolves around a csi style thing happening at the school were kids are missing, they are looking for the abductor and 'he' has a meme name like 'butcher of x'
In a twist of pure pottery the last third of the film reveals that she's behind the whole thing and her pornhub tier fetishes were just a smokescreen.

"The Girl Who Just Kept Sucking the Man's Dick"

starring, Hathaway, me
Opening shot: Anne's character (the girl) has removed her clothing except for a pair of white cotton panties. She gets on her knees and starts blowing me (the guy). Her scarey joker lips cover the guy's (me) dick in saliva and sh continues until I ejaculate.

Next scene: I (the guy) am smoking a cigarette recovering, while the girl (Anne) is playing with her twat, inserting different colored glow sticks into it as well as her butt.

Do this again and again until I have a 4 and half hour of usable footage. Oh the film will include the guy (me) fucking the girl (Anne) in the pussy and the butt. Anne works for scale and I get the rest of the money.

I think we've got a masterpiece o our hands hre, bro.

a dark knight rises porn parody

there's already one
with Bane and CIA, but still counts

A movie about making low budget film with me playing the director in the film.

"Indie" found footage movie, about something stupid that won't deserve the attention it gets.

A nymphomaniac who only wants to be with one person and graphically fucks them every waking hour of their day.

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A female sadist played by Anne Hathaway captures a young man to become her slave in her soundproof house located in an isolated city. She tortures him for years until he no longer recognizable. After skinning him alive in the end of the movie she amputates his hands and feet and makes him become her feet dogslave until she dies and there is no one left to feed him.

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