I just watched Spectre. This has to be the worst main villain backstory ever, right? This secretive mastermind, leader of the most powerful criminal organisation on Earth, became all those things just because his daddy babysitted Bond and liked him more? I thought maybe his father was some rich guy so he was afraid that Bond will inherit more than him or something like that but apparently his father was just some rando ski instructor. And then, this small, tiny guy with no connections or skills fakes his own death, and somehow becomes the most powerful man on the planet? And even after all that, what must have been decades of meticulous work and genius strategy, he's still obsessed with Bond? Has to be the most cucked villain ever. I know that a parents love (or lack thereof) can fuck you up but this was just a disappointing and luckluster culmination to what could have been a very promising end to an overarching story
I just watched Spectre. This has to be the worst main villain backstory ever, right? This secretive mastermind...
it was all me jems
DAH AUTHA OF ALL YAH PAIN
>I was the architect of all your pens
Motherfucker making biros
Literally the plot to Austin Powers 3.
Yes. Especially because it retroactively ruins and denigrates the previous films.
Do you remember that time you crafted a thought out post about a glaring problem in a big budget movie, but only got meme responses?
It was me James. All me.
Worst Craig Bond and maybe worst Bond ever
i actually burst out laughing when he revealed that dumb shit
But the Bautista fight scene on the train was good.
Honestly really disappointed with the movie in general, I felt like Bond was evolving into something better with Casino Royale but then Quantum blew except for one or two good scenes and both Skyfall and Spectre regressed to Pierce Brosnan tier.
How the fuck did Waltz not get a part in TLJ
Yeah it was great. One of those fight scenes where you really feel every hit vut also realise how easy someone like Bautista could break you. Made me join a gym because a man that size could really snap my shit up
Reminded me a bit of Moore vs. Jaws.
>watching films on channel 4
Did you enjoy the adverts every 15 minutes?
Channel 4 don't show Bond films, it's ITV.
Just watched it too. So bad. The bit where Bond is wandering through the building with the pics of all the past characters on the walls was hilarious.
I don't watch TV usually but I haven't seen this one yet and heard it wasn't good enough to warrant giving money for it or even torrenting
>Hey Bond, that Vesper was actually working for the bad guy, go get him
>Hey Bond, that bad guy was actually working for Quantum, go get those assholes
>Hey Bond, those Quantum assholes and that Spanish fag were actually working for a shadow orgnization called Spectre
>Hey Bond, Spectre is actually working for your not-brother, go get him
Next movie I expect Blofeld will be revealed to be working for someone else all along
That has to be one of the corniest moments in Bond history and this is fucking James Bond we're talking about. That's really saying something
Why even call it spectre, why not just quantum?
Why even make him related to bond at all? Hes not a sayajin just a goberment assasin
People can make fun of old bond movie villains but their plans made sense
What did this bloefeld want? What was the plan of silva? Did he really need to get caught to attack some random high court?
it's probably even going to be Ralph Fienes because why the fuck not, the series has to keep spiraling unto itself
Yeah same thing basically, except stv has better game shows
On the stainless steel delicacy level
My least favorite part about this movie is that they revealed what actor was behind it in the original trailer.
Should have made it seem like German dude was just a random character. Ruined all the suspense for the movie because James isn't going to die as a Mary Sue
Both Spectre and Skyfall have retarded villains. Skyfall kind of makes it work because it's gorgeously shot and because Judi Dench is there to carry the movie and coax better performances out of everyone she's in a scene with. But Spectre is total dogshit.
It even has just utterly retarded stuff in it, like Bond shooting down a helicopter with his Walther PPK.
Having now watched it, Daniel Craig's wrist slitting comment makes more sense. Even for £50m it must have been hard to commit to that nonsense. It was just a weird fucking retread of Skyfall.
When he refuses to kill him I thought he was gonna say "you are familia"
I wish we could get a new bond for the next movie, but I fear the casting will be absolutely shit so at the same time I'm relieved Craig is going to get one more film, just hoping it's good
>notorious actor is cast in a seemingly small role
>turns out to be the villain
it's pretty much a given at this point. same with moriarty guy
What was Sam Mendes thinking committing to this script? I think it was genuinely the least compelling Bond movie ever. Even something like Die Another Day had good locations, a memorable car chase, and a weird and interesting villain. This shit had nothing other than the train fight. It was more farcical than any of the Moore films.
I also hate the new soy q wich gives nothing but shit and even have the balls to make fun of the older q
>what could have been a very promising end to an overarching story
No one can top Casino Royale, so they just gave up during filming.
When will producers understand that audiences don't like villains that undermine past villains?
It's funny that you mention the Moore movies, because that's exactly what Spectre felt like. It felt like a fucking Roger Moore movie. It had an impossible conspiracy involving an evil organization, it had gadgets, it had a secret base, it even had a mini-boss henchman that Bond got to fight. It was structured and built exactly like a Moore movie.
It was funny when they did it in goldmember
Get ready for the first black, female, trans Bond in Casino RoYAAASSS QUEEN
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I wish this meme didn't die out so quickly
The good thing is, they now have a very solid setup for a spinoff movie, especially with all the 009 mentions. I think a good 009 movie with (unironically) Idris Elba would be kino. I wouldn't even mind a Moneypenny spinoff if they want to go the female diversity route because Naomie Harris is qt and a great Moneypenny
Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Cast Elba as another 00 agent, that way he finally gets to be in a Bond movie without actually having to be Bond.
>the villain went cuckoo because he was cucked
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All ya Pane
It was me James. All me. Everything. Next movie you'll find out that I killed your parents. It was me.
This was a horrible movie, awful plot, dumb characters and an opening song that made you ears bleed. This was the worst Bond film ever. The best part of the movie actually would be the hentai they showed in the beginning if they only didn't have the screeching song playing.
Spectre is one of the worst bond movies ever concieved user.
You could then do a team up movie in which Craig and Elba fight side by side.
Think of the Cinematic Universe potential!
The worst part was that it was just Christoph Waltz playing the same "le ebin clever sophisticated guy" character AGAIN after doing it to death in Django.
Still cant believe he got an Oscar for Django. The one in Basterds was deserved but he just did it again in Django. He was probably surprised he didnt get another one for Blofeld.
I assume everyone will be working for everyone in a global ouroboros
It was as if they wear weak and unsure of themselves that they had to bring up reference to previous movies over and over to prove it was always him. Damn I like Casino Royale and this shit definitely wasn't around
The worst part is that the original script actually had a decent payoff to Blofeld's butthurt about Bond stealing his father's love by having Bond reveal that Blofeld was ALSO adopted and never knew about it, Blofeld being his birth name. It was at least acceptable irony.
But no, Blofeld became just his mother's maiden name.
I knew the movie was fucked from the opening Mexico sequence. The entire thing should have been cut in half. It felt like they did the tracking shot for the sake of it. Setting the scene should happen quickly. We didn't need the extended shots of a location that we'd never see again after the opening credits. And the helicopter stunt goes on way too long. The whole sequence set the tone for the rest of the movie - being boring as fuck.
The worst part of it is when he break into MI6 building and wrote emo creepy message on walls. Did he personally wrote on the walls? Is he Joker or something?
Fuck it shares the same problem with Skyfall. they should have just make an ordinary criminal boss than some gayass revenge brother.
>Remember that time your toast came out burnt? IT WAS ME, JAMES. I sabotaged the toaster!
>Remember that time you stubbed your toe on the pavement? I hired a contractor to raise the concrete because I knew you walked there!
>IT WAS ALL ME, JAMES. the author of all your pain!
>Hey Bond, maybe the real mastermind was the friends we made along the way
Except the Moore films are actually good.
I hope Mads Mikelson returns and say they all worked for him.
THE worst.
It is Craig's Die Another Day
>gayass revenge brother = we are not so different you and I
It was the reoccurring theme of Brosnan Bond, of which Sam is a pleb fan
APOLOGISE
This is the most underrated Sup Forums meme
>forgetting your ded Eva Green qt waifu for THIS
Craig Bond has shit taste
Die Another Day is at least funny and doesn't try to retrospectively undermine past movies. Watching Spectre and seeing pics of Mads and Bardem in the MI6 building was eye rolling. What the fuck was Mendes thinking.
Man, I remember liking the trailer for this and being excited for Christoph
Yeah it really was especially with Blofeld's writing on it.
He really needs to do something else.
In fact we all do. I need to stop watching these busters and expecting my favorite actors in them
They burned him way too early desu
>it even had a mini-boss henchman that Bond got to fight
Literally every Bond film. Nigga even the Dalton films had henchmen.