What's your excuse Sup Forums?

What's your excuse Sup Forums?

the jews

I'm only 5'9''

Im not a millionaire with a long running TV show

What is your excuse?

I'm too tall.

>What is your excuse?
It is funny how user like the OP posts famous/wealthy celebs while in real-life this occurs everyday.

She probably enjoys crushing small animals under her feet. Probably fantasizes about smothering him during sex, too.

Is that the Xbox kid?

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I haven't met a woman I've liked since I was in my early teens. I've dated a few but I just cut contact because I can't stand being around other people. I'm probably not good enough for anyone I can tolerate being around.

6’2”vs6’1”

No tall girlfriend

Same girl

With her Asian boyfriend

Letting a girl into your life is like opening a door to a toxic realm. The economy depends heavily on stupid females. More power to you if you find that perfect girl that gives daily blowjobs, has sex whenever you want, doesn't care if you finish first and doesn't make you wear yourself out fingering/licking her, doesn't waste your money on stupid bullshit (coffee, beach vacations, fancy restaurants), and isn't a stubborn cunt. Good luck with that. Seems like those girls are only found in the christian sector these days. The rest are liberal bitches who've been convinced by con artists in the media that they are god's gift to planet earth.

How can the white man compete?

damn son take your butthurt back to /r9k/

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I'm getting a divorce

>tfw had that perfect girl but she left me for a job too far away to maintain a relationship

this

Posting in a guaranteed replies thread

kek

holy shit a 5'7 midget actually got married?

RICED.
all in all, better than white male/asian female couplings. an asian male, forced to overcome stereotypes, has to be fairly alpha to snag a white girl. the white dudes that end up with asian girls are usually woefully beta.

5'9 I didn't know they stack shit that high.

Posting in an Asian Masculinity thread.
if dubs, every asian male penis in the world grows in length until a normal size

>they could have any black man they want
>instead they settle for a small dicked asian boys

disgusting. yuck.

ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?

>tfw there’s a mini me sex tape

>an asian male, forced to overcome stereotypes, has to be fairly alpha to snag a white girl. the white dudes that end up with asian girls are usually woefully beta.
/r/asianmasculinity is leaking.

Is that the guy who we need to tell it to his face not online and see what happens?

she is such a good girl for settling for that tiny dick. she probably can't even feel his dick, but still lets his sissy cum inside of her. the beta chink probably showers her with gifts. he's also a good pet to show off to her friends. chinks are so based.

This thread is going that direction but what he said is right.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need to see her face

What the fuck even is going on here

SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?

I see the concern about where this thread is going. But are you seriously arguing contrary to that point?

>has to be fairly alpha to snag a white girl
very rich to snag a white girl

>t. poorfag beta

why else would a woman of any race fuck or even marry an asian?

I would say that dwarves actually have a better time dating than just a below-average height guy. At least with a dwarf there's physical ailment involved, so there's a bit of sympathy. Regular short guys are just seen as scum.

I've seen mutt girls date asians since they have no one else. Other than that, mostly money

is he poor and jobless?

dunno, I'm sure there's reasons. although i'm perplexed why anyone would do the same for nogs. besides the grossly exaggerated "muh dick" which literally looks like a log of shit, btw, what value do they have?being "cool". aggressive?

these types of threads make me feel like shit even a monkey wouldn't bother to throw. I see all these ugly dudes with hot women and I can't even get a date even though I'm better looking than them.

Maybe, it's just where i live, but goddamn it makes me want to self-immolate

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He's right though. Most guys I know who got an asian gf are beta males white supremacists or weaboos.

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I would just go out deep into the wilderness with a shovel, lighter and a can of gas. Would be like I had never existed in the first place.

I know you're funposting, but immolation is a rather ineffective way to go. And it would be extremely painful

My excuse is that I have an undiagnosed mental illness that I should probably seek help for.

I'm such a worthless anxious autistic NEET that the gubmint gives me money and thinks I'm too far gone to even waste the effort of trying to get me to work. I've been getting in shape, getting my acne scars removed, teeth fixed up, etc. but no matter how much more I like what I see in the mirror I still feel like I missed out on life and aren't even capable of love anymore.

I'm not a huge exception that got lucky defying all common sense.

yeah i know, gas is the easiest, like NO2. Still i would rather die intensely rather than how I've lived, sad and unfulfilling. Those monks setting themselves on fire always inspired me.

Jesus christ if you arent shitposting, please just end your miserable existence already. That post is top tier soyboy levels of pathetic

>checked

and

>feel like I missed out on life and aren't even capable of love anymore.
>I know that feel bro

>Most guys I know who got an asian gf are beta males white supremacists or weaboos.
/r/asianmasculinity is leaking....again.

>i would rather die intensely
nigger, you would be doing STOP, DROP, & ROLL within seconds. you'd never and the willpower to burn long enough to die.

I found his dad at a blazer game buzzing around on his scooter, followed him around for a few minutes then he just vanished

Bad parenting.

so you're implying most white guys who get asian gfs are NOT betas or weaboos?

you're probably right user, I'd probably fuck up killing myself like a woman

Haha little white cocks are soooo small! they are so pathetic! (im a girl btw)

How'd the daughter from that show turn out?

I was just trying to dig up my old Xbawkz kid pictures

what is this face called

guy is loaded

holy shit!

seems like the chinese guy and girl are a couple and the white guy is trying to cuck him

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>first real gf
>meet while at uni
>3 year relationship
>we're both virgins when we start dating
>girl becomes lesbian in 3rd year and dumps me
>decides she's not a lesbian and wants me back a few months later
>few months later cheats on me with another guy and dumps me over the phone
>watch the girl I was deeply in love with proceed to go on a cock riding, pussy eating journey around the world
It's been 12 years since and I still haven't dated again. I was so disgusted by the experience that I just gave up. I don't even notice women IRL anymore, at least not in any sexual/potential-partner sense. I have a pretty low opinion of women and it is in large part biased by that single relationship. Now, I consider myself 'porno-sexual' - my entire sexuality and sexual expression is confined to watching and fapping to porn - and I'm even starting to find that unpleasant. It's been so long anyway that I don't even remember what it's like to be with a real woman. I also think I've developed an irrational fear of STD's. I'm just sitting here, waiting patiently for the waifu-bot revolution to start. That might somewhat improve my current existence, or maybe it won't

is that Jim Norton?

Sure he got the girl. He is like 5.11" or even 6"

what do you think their sex is like?

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Jesus christ you're pathetic. Letting a girl have that much of an effect on you is fucking retarded. Don't expect any sympathy for being a dumbass

> I'm just sitting here, waiting patiently for the waifu-bot revolution to start

me too bro, me too

you've got a point. But you have to understand the problem, despite starting with that one girl, unfortunately snowballed beyond my control. Maybe if I had the same perspective then that I have now, I could have prevented it from taking over. It's just bad luck really. Some habits and beliefs are incredibly hard to break

>this shit is allowed
>incest isnt
BRAVO JEWS

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>tfw i've watched it

It's the worst horror imaginable, a little baby man's face contorting into grimaces as he moans like a puppy being strangled to death.

like, for example, when I was in highschool, the most popular/attractive girl in my grade was dared to ask me out on a date as joke. Those events can be considered outliers. But if you have enough of them in your life, they can predispose you to certain irrational biases involving women. Abandoning women altogether seemed like the logical choice when I made it. And now I'm just stuck in the habit.

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I'm homosexual and into older men

I prefer being alone.

keep it up man