User I told IN my mouth not on my face

user I told IN my mouth not on my face

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There's already a thread about Ben Quadarinaros

I knew this joke was coming and it still made me laugh

Unpleasant cumshots on the face of prostitutes is basically my every Friday night.

What is this from?

New HBO show "the duece"

well hello beautiful

>Unpleasant cumshots on the face of prostitutes is basically my every Friday night.

nice. where do you get them from? backpage?

fuck whoever had the idea to cast her as an over the hill prostitute got the exact right person for the job

>not going down the throat giving no choice but to swallow

real queation, I'm a virgin but I was wondering if girls really let you cum on their faces / mouth during sex or if it's just a porn meme thing. What should one do in that situation? Ask her to cum on her face / mouth or just do it without asking?

No universal rule. Some like this, some that. And no, it's not just porn meme.
Some find it degrading, some think of it as something intimate.

Had an ex that loved it on her face said it was good for her skin . I'd ask or bring it up beforehand.

whose grandma is this?

Can you imagine how mad she must have been at her agent?

>Ok, Maggie, I just got off the phone with some people looking for some starring roles. He told me he has just the right one for you.

Just go for it brother

If a girl asks for you to do it on her face, RUN. And use a fake name just in case. If a girl is ok with you forcing it on her, that's something special.

you know remember the frenchman epic cum shot guy and the prostitutes whereon he ejaculates. I still stumble on a video of his, every now and then.

Wasn't Peter North the legendary cannon?

but then she does not taste the cum. this is what dilettante sluts do.

I'm not quite sure what you are referring to, are you talking about the video where the dude cums and its so powerful a blast he accidently gives himself a facial?

cum doesn't even taste bad. I hate HATE when pornstars (male, female, what have you), or even amateur people filming themselves having sex,
don't swallow and gargle up the cum. If you cum on my face I will make an effort to, after a modicum amount of time enough for me to feel like a slut and look you in the eye, lead it towards my mouth and taste it.
It's the polite thing to do.

about the 4channer who had massive loads on whores
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he posted on b years ago

I remember his updates on /gif/. How many years has it been?

The thing with on the face is that it looks nice in porn, but in reality you're just giving up a nice warm wet place to jerk yourself off into the air. Its fun when you're pushing the limits of the girls sexuality, but its objectively one of the worst ways to cum. Mouth is literally the best place besides pussy, but pussy is a dangerous endeavor.

Some do, but honestly mouth feels a lot better

yeah it is better to start on the mouth, then the second jet goes on the face, then she puts it back in the mouth

If you're actually having sex pulling out to bust on her face is really dumb and basically never happens except in porn. If you're in that phase of your life/relationship where you are just jerking it while you play with her tits then sure, bust on her face or tits.

its a porn meme

>pornstar "cums" in the girls mouth and then pushes her head up and down for the next 2 minutes so all you can see is dribble
sick of this shit

If I yanked it out and came all over my Mrs' face then I wouldn't be getting any for weeks. Even longer if I get it in her hair. Best just to hit the vinegar strokes and keep it in situ.

i bet she lets jamal cum in her eye

between this, a couple of episodes of girls, that one episode of game of thrones, and the jennifer connelly homeless facial movie, are cumshots becoming mainstream?

Nope, I don't get the reference. Any chance of a hint?

/thread, we're done here lads.

prequels

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Nah, better ask forgiveness later than permission before.

>straights are mad their women don't worship their cocks
heh

No you're just a faggot and no one wants to hear about it. Fuck off back to your pos forum

no, it's been coopted by the transshitters
its disgusting

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you're a literal faggot man. you btfo yourself everytime you breathe.

>Best just to hit the vinegar strokes and keep it in situ.

?

how? I enjoy my life thoroughly

i have a good job,
i live where i want to live,
i have a good man as a husband

sorry my happiness makes you angry lol

She’s the producer big boy. She couldn’t get hired anymore so she created her own job. Gotta give her credit for this at least.

They expect you to.

I'd like that too but most prostitutes in my country are cum dodgers. And you still have to pay the 50€ extra even though only one squirt actually hit her face.

I nut in my mrs. face quite a bit. She gets weird, she's held her eye open and I've cum in it, she swallows heaps, she's eaten my cum out of her and plays with it. This isn't an everyday thing, but once a week she'll get a little bit extra with my cum and it's fucking GOAT

who is IN

are u aletterate

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Some will let you. But honestly, it's not as good as you'd think. Most girls can't take one well. They do this odd grimace face, and the whole thing is kinda weird, really. Some people have a fetish for that, though, but I only like cumshots in porn when the chick acts like her mission in life is to cover her face in cum.

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL

Depends on the girl, my ex wouldn't let me do it on her face because stuff flying at her eyes made her flinch and feel really anxious and it's also a pain to get out of your hair but she really enjoyed having her chest covered, she liked feeling sticky and "marked"

She'd also scoop some of it up and use that hand to rub herself off afterwards

I'm a 29 y/o virgin and too scared to fuvk a hooker. Redpill me on prostitution

christ that mindhunters meme is so cringe

Are you US? West Coast?
West Coast seems to be easiest.

If she's blowing you then it's fair game to cum in her mouth although you should tell her you're about to cum so she can decide for herself.

>women

No women outside Reylo threads, it's a myth

From experience, you get what you pay for

Don't go cheap, get a nice girl

has your neghole been pozzed yet

lame

What are some movies/shows with cumshots?

I say I’m gonna come and then tell her to give me her mouth and I come just right on the tongue preferably

Most girls crave cum (not in general all the time, just during sex), it's like a very primal / instinctual thing in order to propagate procreation.

When I'm with my girl she basically begs for it during blowjobs or wants to be filled up during regular sex.

Obviously not porn. For some reason it being in an actual movie or show makes it so much better even though its fake

but you posted lol on Sup Forums

How do you wash it off and why don't you tell them to cum in your mouth?

not so common. if they do its begrudgingly.

>so maggie there's this podrace movie in production...

Nah, shes just afraid you will impregnate her with your beta semen so she tries to keep it away from her pussy

Go to poland. Great selection of escorts there.

>has your neghole been pozzed yet
What?

>neg
HIV negative

>hole
Anus

>pozzed
Injected with a virile load of HIV positive semen

How new are you?

T-this is just a small minority in the gay community right? I mean I have the utmost respect for the upstanding, and normal majority of homosexuals.. haha...

youtube.com/watch?v=fjShQolUCcM

I think all the fad pozzers are dead now, if you check the dates on this video

It's just a fantasy r-right? Even if this is someone's fetish they don't really act out on it?

Couldn't tell you, user. Maybe? A lot of people have really... unconventional desires.

You're a virgin aren't you?

Gay here, this is gross and not something Ive ever encountered or heard of.

Most guys I know are incredibly neurotic when it comes to safety, condoms are basically standard no matter the situation and now there is Prep too.

>coming
Heh

Sure
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Is that why fags represent 70% of all HIV diagnoses?

How do we stop this?

Lel

I'm getting flashbacks to this guy

But she's a producer on the show...

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What was his problem?

she looks like that cartoon dog

Hold the fuck up

Is the semen in porn fake?

Sometimes. They can also pump fake semen inside the dick.

Sometimes, they also have fake dicks that can cum and sperm-like solutions they can squirt up your urethra to pee all over the girl.

Is he gagging because of the smell?

women themselves are fakes

Depends on gf or girl. I just tend to tell them if im about to cum while they blow me

>mfw the promo had method man saying how hot she is