Shoot 'Em Up

Was it kino, Sup Forums?

It was pretty good

>DUDE QUIRKY SELF-AWARE ACTION MOVIE THAT DOESNT EVEN TRY LMAO

if anything it tried too hard

who wants ice cream?
It's 2018 bois

First off, heil hitler, and, well, the anti-gun message was all over the place and obongo and shit and lots o' flying body parts

6/10

i ate carrots alot because of the eyesight meme

Giamatti carried the fucking movie

ironically.........

the only way to kill bad guys with guns is to have a good guy with guns hahaha

definitive proof that clive owen would be shit as james bond

It was fucking great.

it was one of the worst movies i've ever seen

It’s still really fucking fun and the action’s so absurd that it becomes hilarious, but the connective tissue could have been...well, less serious.

Compare it to something like Crank 2: High Voltage, which maintains the kinetic energy throughout thanks to a unique filmmaking strategy I like to call “Giving The Crew A Fuckload Of Cocaine.” They know the kind of film they’re making and use every tool at their disposal (and some that are out of it, see the Power Plant Kaiju Fight) to enhance and exaggerate the emotions the main character is feeling. As a result, it never feels dulled down.

While Shoot ‘Em Up is filled with extremely well-made slapstick violence and environmental gags, the bits they take to fill in characters grind the pacing of the movie down to a halt. Funny as they are on their own, they don’t sell the “Live Action Looney Tunes” angle as well as the action scenes (Hammerson Trap scene in particular) do.

bati

I walked out before the opening scene it was so bad

I literally entered the movie theater, had a vision of how bad it's going to be, turned 360 and walked out.

Tjos post is criiiinge af dude o mf ukcing godh,

It was a fun action movie.

but having sex with your motherrrrrrr is funerrrrr

Haaa HAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuckin wrekt dat dde.

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>le sexi woman is hot meme
fuckin end it pal

Pretty fucking kino.

You’d be facing the same way, dumbass

Same, torrented it and turned it off at the carrot bit.

I remember titty milk giving me a strange boner and carrot crunching
Not much else so yeah it is babyplay kino with sufficient vitamin A reserves

Agreed, Giamatti is usually the best part of any movie he's in

Bellucci sure likes to play whores.

...he's drinking her milkies

Mammi gib milkies!