DISNEY BTFO

Remember today. Today is when Star Wars lost to a shitty Kevin Hart film 1/10th its budget. Today is when Disney mathematically, empirically, utterly got BTFO.

Expect swift SJW retaliation and damage control.

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sony
always
wins

this is fake right?

otherwise I have to INHALE

How did the fans not enjoy this?

>Expect swift SJW retaliation and damage control.

Now taking bets on how many more days Kathleen Kennedy will have her job.

>implying Jumanji is shitty and not LITTY
It’s treason, then.

>YOU WILL NEVER SEE ESB IN THE THEATERS AND EXPERIENCE TRULY GOOD SW FILMS

This is going to be around as long as star wars is. It's as much of a part of the series as Mandalorians, Droidekas, Carbonite and Emperor Palpatine's Surgical Reconstruction Center. Alien goddamn titties.
>disney was okay with this being part of star wars
I hope disney declares bankruptcy this year.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

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kek

Wrong again man babies

Jumanji is not shit...it's lit

Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson are two roody poo candy ass jabronis.

That's the weekend cancerous Disney shill.

BTW Your mother will die this new year in her sleep.

that doesn't include monday, sweetie

also, notice anything?

No user you're mothers the one with the diabetes, my family are strong non-inbreds

Ummm sweatie, Disney is dying.

LIT
Y

It was a bastardisation of the blue milk we saw in episode 1,2,4 and rogue one.

There's no fucking way Johnson and Kennedy didn't know they were ridiculing and insulting Star Wars, even something as basic as the fucking space blue milk.

Remember the scene and how rian Johnson directed it.
Alien titty monster in a sitting position, not on all fours as a domestic animal but almost on a throne..... like Jabba....

Luke kneeling before the seated titty god. Vigoursly pumping its organs.

The creature gives a moan, rey looks on ...in disgust (telegraphing the audience to share this revulsion)

Luke, on his knees reacts to the condemnation by swigging the blue alien milk defiantly he doesn't care how far he has fallen (how far Johnson and Kennedy have forced him in reality)

His beard covered in the juices of the alien titty monster.

Wew lads, they have cooked up some pretty nasty psycho sexual imagery here to degrade a fucking modern day folk hero.

This is some next level bullshit.

Star Wars beat the next closest contender every weekend it was out, the change is compared to its historic opening weekend, its not a negative at all

Meet the face of evil.

This cunt, Jar Jar Abrams and Rian "SoyBoy" Cuckson killed Star Wars.

a monkey movie starring the rock beat star wars with 500 fewer screens, brainlet

Is this a pasta? Because it is now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

We #Filmgate now.

Don’t even try and claim there isn’t press collusion and payola behind this.

It made less money, it didn't beat shit, shit for brains

Star Wars total over four days is still higher than Jumanji

boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?view=7day&sortdate=2018-01-01&p=.htm

you keep using two day old figures, brainlet

$.02 has been deposited into your mouse account

Jumanji is playing in fewer screens though. So there will be more people per screening.

>boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?view=7day&sortdate=2018-01-01&p=.htm
JUST

I've been speaking with lefties who hated the film. It's hilarious. It's like Star Wars couldn't be truly corrupted by modern day political agendas. People on the Normie tier and even on the left are sickened by the poor quality and the bullshit damage control PR.

Go suck your dads black dick, Im a-political and I fucking loved this movie, fuck you bitch

It’s being reported on now. According to members of the Lovecraftian cult that is Disney a new film with solid critic and audience reviews knocking a film that’s been out for three weeks off the top spot is an “unhappy” occurrence.

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No, Just my thoughts.

This shit has pissed me off from the first time I saw it. Sad to say I saw it a second time and felt even more enraged by this bullshit.

>movie on its 12th day makes more than movie on its 17th day
gee, consider me shocked

Why is the anti-Disney cult acting like this is a victory then?

>A MONKEY MOVIE on its 12th day makes more than STAR WARS on its 17th day
>It was the RUSSIANS!
>It was the ALT-RIGHT!
>It was the RACISTS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was Sup Forums!
>It was Sup Forums!
>It was Sup Forums!
>It was REDDIT!
>It was WEEABOOS!
>It was PREQUEL DEFENDERS!
>It was DISNEY HATERS!
>It was REY HATERS!
>It was ROSE HATERS!
>It was HOLDO HATERS!
>It was the HOLIDAY SEASON!
>"People hated Empire back then, too!"
>"Dividing the fanbase was intentional!"
>"It did something DIFFERENT!!!"
>"I love how it subverted expectations!"
>"It made me rethink my views on life!"
>"It emphasized muh diversity/inclusiveness/feminist quota!"
>"It was an 'intellectual' film!"
>"It made some people uncomfortable. GOOD!"
>"It was expected to not make much money anyway!"
>"lulz it's just a movie turn your brain off!"

Sup Forums wants its own TORtanic

>actually typing all of this out
Consider suicide.

GET LITTY

Fuck you nerd it doesnt mean shit TLJ is still the best, it will still make 1.6 bil (4th highest gross of all time) and nothing you say or do can stop it

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>think you will get the main girl in TFA
>settle for a fat chink pig in TLJ
>sidequest that is irrelevant
>begin as the main char, end as a tertiary nigger token

Is there anyone more BTFO than John Boyega right now in Hollywood?

>copypasta is hard
kys

Isn't this rape?

Only if you're a soyboy

IT'S
SINKING

Because Disney is legitimately an evil empire. Google “list of companies owned by Disney” and prepare for a very long read. Your shitty PR firm is probably in there somewhere.

Ha! I did!

So is there any truth to these allegations that rian is a maoist? Ive seen enough proof to know that Kathleen Kennedy is injecting feminism into star wars but how much of TLJ is her and how much is it rians

Fuck off newfag and lurk more

You're too fucking salty Im sending you back!

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>Jumanji
how has star wars fallen so

>Maoist

Not even legit Chinese commies are deranged enough to follow Mao’s doctrines. He killed 100 million people and almost destroyed one of the world’s oldest and most storied civilised cultures.

DECADE OF THE LITTY

FUCK RADFEMS IN SPACE

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Start inhaling buddy

He killed millions...

Well your thoughts are pasta worthy

Don't forget
>Adam can't stand him

This is the most memorable scene in all of Disney Wars. I won't remember Rey or Kylo scenes but I'll remember this shit. Thanks for the memories disney.

...to kill billions.

DAS RITE!

>The resisted fist clench

Rise white man rise.

you're going to want to stretch first so you don't pull something

>driver
>white

Is half a billion burger bucks domestice bad for TLJ running in 3 weeks?

surprisingly enough he aint semitic

he's literally just an ugly WASP marine from rural Indiana

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RUSSIASN HACK THE ROCK

It's not about how much it makes, but how much they promised their shareholders it would make.

depends on how much they were expecting to make.

Avengers 2 underperformed performed by about a hundred million and the director got shit canned and they restructured Marvel.

>TLJ conservative estimates were 1.9 billion

Opportunity cost. Investing 400M just to make 2x profit is meh. Expect future Star Wars movies with slashed budget to make up for this

>gross, it touched me again

You don't deserve good movies.

Enjoy your sanitized garbage.

>Rock is a Putin plant to mess with Star Wars

>Rock is a Putin plant to mess with Star Wars

If Pacific Rim 2 flops hard you betcha

I actually think the way they've put him up front of the promos so they have someone to blame

What the fuck, I thought this was a parody image of "what if clickbait articles existed in 1999". Why the fuck are they actually making articles about Behind the Scenes shit from almost two decades ago?

ESB is overrated and will eventually be deleted from official continuity for its depictions of incest and rape.

>Why the fuck are they actually making articles about Behind the Scenes shit from almost two decades ago?

>implying Disney will never again release the unaltered OT in theaters

I saw them all when they first came out, regardless.

>WHY ARE THEY WRITING THINGS?
>STOP WRITING!

In 20 years, there will be ”7-9 were the best Star Wars films" threads and Jumanji will be Karen Gillan's least remembered flick. Screencap this. You'll still be here.

dude even I missed it and I was born in fucking 1979

how the fuck old are you?

>they are writing articles about a movie that came out almost two decades ago
>this isn't a pathetic attempt at distracting people from the mess that is TLJ

Boyega is such a fag, I'm surprised the LGBTAPBQAFHYSXVITRS+ crowd didn't claim him as their own.

>In 20 years, there will be ”7-9 were the best Star Wars films" threads

No there won’t. You know why? Because the Disney films are mediocre. Dull. Unmemorable. The same kind of grey substanceless, odourless, unflavoured ooze that constitutes the Marvel movies. They’re not good enough to be remembered favourably for their artistic accomplishments, nor are they sufficiently a car crash to be memorably bad. For all that’s wrong with the prequels, the creativity desperately in need of a filter renders them endearing failures. People develop attachments to strange side characters like Sio Bibble, or Dexter Jettster. Pointless background details like battle droids elbowing each other in the background of the General Greivous fight stand out.

The Disney films have none of that. Empty vistas, empty characters, for an empty-headed audience. Unlike the prequels, in 20 years no one will even remember they existed.

DISNEY KILLED
STAR WARS

Born in '75. Star Wars was in theaters 3 years straight.

damn breh

You're the Yoda, I'm just Mace up in dis thread.

Gen-Zers are unironically this lacking in self-awareness. Enjoy realizing everything from your childhood sucked.

>Enjoy corrosive post-modernist deconstructive cynisism sucking the joy out of life

Born in ‘87 and I would prefer not to, thanks.