>Sir you would need to take a look at that
Sir you would need to take a look at that
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>officer what are you talking about
LOL
FOR 3 SHITPOSTS YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 25 YEARS TO LIFE
>You may not like me but i am good at my job
>He's... just a kid...
>FOR SHOOTING 32 NEGROES ACCIDENTALLY I CLEAR YOU OF ALL WRONG DOING AND YOU ARE FREE TO RETUN TO YOUR DUTIES SPECIAL POLICE OFFICER REGINALD
IN ENGLISH, NIGGER
>"Dad made dinner!"
>smoke coming from oven
DAMNIT user, YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON BUT YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A COP
>PERMISSION TO ENTER INTO EVIDENCE THE DEFENDANTS INTERNET HISTORY
>you are under arrest you do not have to say anything but anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law
>enhance
>go back a little
...
>not guilty
...
>Sir you need to come see this
Fixed your shit meme, faggot
...
THIS IS THE POLICE IF I SEE YOU REACH FOR THOSE TENDIES YOU ARE DEAD DO YOU UNDERSTAND OK NOW HANDS UP I DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYS MOTHERFUCKER
*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
*reloads* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
alright good shoot lads lets head home
>i hope the dentist tomorrow doesnt notice this is the only time ive brushed in the past 6 months
I DON'T HEAR BRUSHING MISTER
>not even a driving ticket
Me in the pic
>Gather all the men you can get!
>I'm in
>no criminal record, no education, not even high school, no work history, never been married, the neighbours didn't even think anyone lives there, it's like this guy doesn't exist
>not even a parking ticket?
>not even a fucking drivers licence
>highway to the danger zone
>I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS
kek
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing
>Oh yeah? You and what army?
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>and your other memes
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>it's the wrong version
youtube.com
stahp
AURORA BOREALIS?
What do you call this mode?
God femanon here and I find these threads so goddamn cute. :3
based frog posters
But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own tendies? Oh, ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Apu!
>you're off the case
>and your other case
>and your other ancient egyptian god of chaos
>that's a nice frog you have there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it...
>it's quiet
>too quiet