Sir you would need to take a look at that

>Sir you would need to take a look at that

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>officer what are you talking about

LOL

FOR 3 SHITPOSTS YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 25 YEARS TO LIFE

>You may not like me but i am good at my job

>He's... just a kid...

>FOR SHOOTING 32 NEGROES ACCIDENTALLY I CLEAR YOU OF ALL WRONG DOING AND YOU ARE FREE TO RETUN TO YOUR DUTIES SPECIAL POLICE OFFICER REGINALD

IN ENGLISH, NIGGER

>"Dad made dinner!"
>smoke coming from oven

DAMNIT user, YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON BUT YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A COP

>PERMISSION TO ENTER INTO EVIDENCE THE DEFENDANTS INTERNET HISTORY

>you are under arrest you do not have to say anything but anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law

>enhance

>go back a little

...

>not guilty

...

>Sir you need to come see this
Fixed your shit meme, faggot

...

THIS IS THE POLICE IF I SEE YOU REACH FOR THOSE TENDIES YOU ARE DEAD DO YOU UNDERSTAND OK NOW HANDS UP I DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYS MOTHERFUCKER
*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
*reloads* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*
alright good shoot lads lets head home

>i hope the dentist tomorrow doesnt notice this is the only time ive brushed in the past 6 months

I DON'T HEAR BRUSHING MISTER

>not even a driving ticket

Me in the pic

>Gather all the men you can get!

>I'm in

>no criminal record, no education, not even high school, no work history, never been married, the neighbours didn't even think anyone lives there, it's like this guy doesn't exist
>not even a parking ticket?
>not even a fucking drivers licence

>highway to the danger zone

>I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS
kek

>"It Ain't Me" starts playing

>Oh yeah? You and what army?

>"It ain't me" starts playing
>"It ain't me" starts playing

>and your other memes

>"it ain't me" starts playing
>it's the wrong version
youtube.com/watch?v=POPo_nL-kIM

stahp

AURORA BOREALIS?

What do you call this mode?

God femanon here and I find these threads so goddamn cute. :3

based frog posters

But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own tendies? Oh, ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Apu!

>you're off the case
>and your other case

>and your other ancient egyptian god of chaos

>that's a nice frog you have there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

>it's quiet
>too quiet