Why do none of Marge's kids have blue hair?

Why do none of Marge's kids have blue hair?

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There was one episode where she said she's not a natural blue.

because she dyes it, dumbass

She dyes it blue.
Now can we hurry this up? I need to go oogle a Penthouse magazine.
BZZZZT
A Victoria's Secret Magazine.
BZZZZT
....a Sears Catalog.
DING

You deserve your shabby treatment.

DING

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>men never dye their hair

OK, fuckstick

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are you basing this off a zombie simpsons episode

fag

so her sisters are natural... grays?

>zombie simpsons

I want this meme to die. How do we kill it?

If you're referring to "The Gray and the Blue," that itself stemmed from Season 5's "Secrets of a Successful Marriage."

Fag.

You can't kill what's already dead

I thought she was a natural blue but she prematurely grayed.

Nope

that's just cigarette ash

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was this scene a butt pirate joke?

Kinda.

WHAT'S HER FUCKING HAIR COLOR
TELL ME OR I SWEAR I'LL GO CRAZY ON YOU

Recessive genes.
No one has blue hair IRL so who the fuck knows how it's phenotype would react with Homer's (originally) brown hair.
Yes I know this ep has been retconned out of existence several times over, but he still has brown hair in every flashback.

Early season were coherent with rabbit ears

ffkjasdlfjasl

The episode where Homer eat an orange IS NOT zombie simpsons.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGdh6ZTf9ZI

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

Rare mutated recessive gene

Homer cheated on her and she's not their real mother.

incredible

Homer's a seahorse?!

Patty and Selma are the kind of women that we see posted in milf threads on Sup Forums

does actually being a mother have anything to do with being milf material?

You're an idiot, she dyes her hair because she went grey prematurely

Nah, it's generally just used for women over 24.

Because Marge isn't the mother
Homer cheated on her

no but you can rape its corpse

God. I hate zombie simpsons.

And here I thought it was just a dye job

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>Mark Kirkland
>new
He's been on the show since Season 2, man.

While I really want to say it should be ok that the newer writers arent thinking about every joke in the show all the time because they're human, part of me wants to say its unprofessional that the writers arent familiar with the material they are writing on, and thats why zombie simpsons sucks and feels so disconnected from OG simpsons.

Also, he's a director, not a writer.

ayy

It's not too uncommon for people to not remember references or jokes to their own work, the MST3K guys have ran into that problem too. When you make 1000 wisecracks an episode it's pretty difficult to remember them all or know what's going to wind up being a popular catchphrase.
That being said, Bill Oakley would have got the joke, he posts references and memes on his Twitter all the time, he's more passionate about The Simpsons than anyone still working on the show (he left after season 8 to make Mission Hill and never came back, he's on Portlandia now)

>Dyed hair
>SJW in high school

Homer fucked up

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>SJW in high school
second wave feminists are a far cry from modern-day SJWs.

Second Wave was just as bad as Third Wave, which is often incorrectly co related with SJW. Only first wave feminists had legitimate grievance.

Why do none of Marge's kids have hair?

Mutated baldness genes from Homer.

is that from the arcade game?

DONT LOOK AT ME! DONT! LOOK! AT! MEEEEEE!

Milhouse has natural blue hair, but then again he's not normal.

Milhouse's uncle in "Little Orphan Millie" is the only Van Houten who looks normal.

Forgot I actually had a screencap of the guy handy.

Now I need to see what marge would look like if her hair was yellow

p-patty doesn't look bad in this

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