Grow up thinking Interview with the Vampire is a girly romance flick

>grow up thinking Interview with the Vampire is a girly romance flick
>its one of the best vampire flicks ever

Cruise fucking carries that movie. It's fairly gay overall tho bro

>best depiction of vampires
>gay

Kinda obvious.

*blocks your path*

Absolute terrible ending, doe.

>movie is a brooding dark fairytale
>ending is the hollywood Lestat-is-back-baby-and-with-a-vengeance

Now watch Queen of the Damned and see how quickly a franchise can die.

It's actually Interview with a Vampire sweetie, but nice try

Absolute shit
>dude humans are too stupid to save themselves and learn from their past mistakes
>dude tesla
>having a physics-defying free energy generator in your back yard but not sharing the technology with humans
>a many-century old vampire's "most cherished" book being Infinite Jest from 1996 (basically jarmusch just forcing his reading list onto the audience)
Self indulgent film that can't hide that it's just the director projecting his ideals and opinions.

Wew lad it flew directly over your head, what's it like being 13?

Not an argument.

Interview with the Vampire is a decent film, but there's only so much times I can rewatch it.

I like JC's Vampires.

>one of the best vampire flicks ever
that would be Near Dark

>grow up thinking Interview with the Vampire is a girly romance flick
>it's actually gay romance flick

OP you might like Byzantium

It's still a girl flick though

Girls back then had taste.

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Tom looks like the guy from Nickel back.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

I'll baldly assert your ass

"So Armand is this cherub like blond Russian teenager. Who are we gonna cast for this part? Any idea, mister Shekelstein?"

>Rubs hands furiously.
"I know just the guy, goys"

>Called byzantium
>not set in the byzantium
why would the lie?

+1

Believe me, that's the least of that movie's problems.

Jesus look at her face. You just know

That she saw Cruise make out with other actors on set? Yeah.

Genuinely boring, doesn't really add anything new to the genre, they just bounce around for few hours then the movie ends. Genuinely reddit ideas of Tesla and reading. The "bad blood" thing is especially stupid, as there is no reason that the quality of O type would be any different than A or B.
As a vampire flick it's on the lower end.