THIS SUMMER

[Luke Perry]

THIS SUMMER

[Brayden Wilson]

LOUD FART NOISE

[Nolan Cruz]

Lady Gaga will

[Eli Clark]

MEET HER MATCH

[Oliver Butler]

check out basement grindhouse the film

[Ian Rivera]

A BIG GUY

[Nathan Clark]

NAMED SNEED

[Ethan Foster]

*RECORD SCRATCH*
YEP THATS ME

[Camden Reed]

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF

[Ayden Walker]

BACKDOOR ANAL SLUTS 4

[Andrew Wright]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 3: TURTLES IN TIME

[Caleb Brown]

"Ayo we was kangz"
*rap music starts playing*

[Christopher Perez]

PAUL
BLART
2

[Nicholas Wright]

IN AN EPIC CROSSOVER EVENT
WITH

[John Taylor]

ROMAN POLANSKI

[Adam Bennett]

and Alan Partridge

[Brody Bell]

THINGS ARE SURE TO GET

[Jonathan Anderson]

SCHWIFTY

[Sebastian Smith]

LITTY

[Blake Miller]

A SUMMER FILM THATS SURE TO LEAVE YOU PISSING IN YOUR PANTS

[Kayden Howard]

AIDAN GILLEN IS

[Samuel Edwards]

#LITTY

[Hunter Ward]

SHAKA ZULU

[Nathaniel Adams]

GEORGE COSTANZA

[Isaac Edwards]

BUT WAIT

[Jace Lee]

IN A WORLD

[Tyler Davis]

COMES THE FILM EVENT OF THE YEAR

[Elijah Fisher]

lesbian sex

[Evan Martinez]

ONE MAN

[Colton Long]

STARRING

[Jayden Butler]

ROB SCHNEIDER

[Cooper Ramirez]

AS

[Wyatt Ortiz]

AND A TALKING CAT!?

[Lincoln King]

IN AN EVENT OF THE CENTURY

[Ryan Perry]

QUESTIONS WILL BECOME ANSWERS

[Kayden Brooks]

"WHAT HAVE WE DONE?"

[Jayden Watson]

FROM THE SAME DIRECTOR OF FAULTS

[Sebastian Williams]

FROM THE SOUND EFFECTS GUY OF ARMY DOG

[Nathaniel Bailey]

NIGGER HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER

[Aaron Gutierrez]

WILL THEIR LOVE PREVAIL?

[James Mitchell]

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF

[Asher Powell]

DOCTOR PAVEL, I'M CIA

[James Williams]

TRIGGER WARNING ENTERTAINMENT PROUDLY PRESENTS

[Hunter Gutierrez]

OUT OF TOUCH CRITICS WILL PISS THEMSELVES

[Aaron Wright]

and introducing Virginia Madsen as Princess Irulan

[Thomas Jenkins]

Directed by Sam Raimi

[Brayden Allen]

"MOST FOLKS DONT COME TO THESE HERE PARTS"

[Aiden Sullivan]

Hey over here.....not not him me *camera zooms in on a chooky looking dog

[Alexander Scott]

Dog barks. Dialogue is poorly dubbed over

[Noah Wood]

Heh heh, nothing personnel, kid

[Carson Rogers]

"Then... *dramatic buildup sound effect (you know the one, its like the drumroll but for trailers)* I guess you don't know these parts" *another buildup as he spins his glowing fidget spinner (tm), powering him up*
MOVIE NAME
RELEASE.DATE.HERE
#MOVIENAME

[Liam Clark]

ASS BLAST USA

[Justin Campbell]

*hall of the mountain king starts playing*

[Ryan Thomas]

DES PA CITO!