ITT we write/draw a shitty Marvel forced diversity comic

If we reach the bump limit I swear on my life I will email it to David Gabriel.

Muh dick

As in purposefully bad?

Of course. I'm sure we could write a better one than Marvel but what's the fun in that?

This is Desidera, an Inhuman that has visions of the future. What if she stars in a book where she sees visions of future crimes happening and has to stop them right before they happen so there's enough incriminating evidence?

>Page one
>Tony Stark ranting about how cuckoldry is good
> Goes on for 2 more pages

How's this?

>Tyrone King is an avid supporter of of BLM showing up to all the rallies. He has a limp and must walk around in crutches, but his boyfriend, a white boi named Steven Harris loves him anyway.

>His father was gunned down by cops who believed he was robbing a corner store, however he was simply picking up some groceries, leaving him to be raised by his mother, who is an avid feminist and raised Tyrone of feminist ideals.

>One day he went to a BLM rally, but little did he know that Donald Gates, pursuer of capitalism was paying off the police.

>Donald Gates was selling weapons to the US government to fund the war on terror to oppress Muslims.

>His new idea would be perfect, he'd get the police to kidnap one of the protesters to create a human weapon.

>Sadly for Tyrone, he was the candidate, but the serum was too powerful for their own good.

>Tyrone gained the powers of his favorite comic character, Superman (he's a bit of a geek guy XDD).

>He breaks free and tries to warn everyone of Gates' plans, but Gates was one step ahead of him.

>Using altered security footage, he framed Tyrone of attacking his company building, making Tyrone feared by everyone and thought to be a criminal (though we never show it on screen of course)

>Now Tyrone must stop Gates and his army of Supermen from taking over America or his name isn't.....BLACK-POWER!

New hero
>socialist
>african decend
>Wheelchair
>trans
>female
>gay
>genderfluid
>muslim
>autist
>vertiligio
>feminist
>vegan
>anti-patriarchy fighter
>hiary legs and armpits
>overweight
>BLM#
>Gamergate
>one of the most intelligent people of the galaxy
>defeated galactus, thanos, doom in a single fight
>spars with cap america(falcon), carol danvers, america at the same time
>worthy of thor hammer
>best pals with america, kamala, moongirl and miles
and pink hair

good or bad?

Peggy Carter comes forward in time to the present, every character praises her for being the biggest female hero ever. One male character scuffs at her, and she's able to twist his arm behind his back and slam him to the floor. She ends up leading SHIELD, and she's not affected by any of the time differences like Cap, but quickly catches onto everything and asserts her girl power beliefs.

Is there even a single white man in that frame?
good

Strange.

>Black Justice League
>The only white character in the entire comic is The Joker
>They are fighting him
>Joker is outclassed by the League
>Superman makes a Black Lives matter speech at the end
>The faces of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Maya Angelou are drawn in the back as The Joker is taken to White Supremacist prison
>Harley Quinn moves on with her life and gets blacked by Will Smith Deadshot

Good. He can start as the comics only white guy, but he still has to be a progressive feminist

Tyrone can be our
protagonist
LGBTQ&A+ man can be the mentor figure
I like it.

Dr. Strange is not white, he is consistently drawn with brown skin. He's brown in the OP pic too.

>New Punisher
>Female gay Mexican tranny
>kills criminals
>they're all stereotypical white red neck's that are racist and actually Nazis or hydra agents
>lasts 5 issues

No he's not. He's the same skin tone as Gwenpool and Squirrel Girl.

He's not even black in the image you posted. I thought this meme died already.

I never said he was black. He has tan skin.
Middle eastern or hispanic looking mofo.

>this is a white male in 2017

First arc should be our brave protagonist failing as Gates takes over America. Then the story shifts to Tyrone having to live in a Big Brother-esque America, where his kind is treated like Jews in WWII. And you HAMMER that fucking point in constantly.

>Towards the end of first arc.
>Presidential race between Tyrone's mentor figure and Gates.
>Mentor figure is wining, obviously.
>Gates is panicking, on the phone with an unknown person.
>Sweat is seen rolling down the rolls of fat on his neck, his wig slightly tilted to the side.
>"P-Please, Master I don't know what to do."
>A shadowy figure is seen holding the phone.
>"Don't worry my pet, we wont let it come to that.
>Suddenly, the polls start to shift, as we see a fat hacker who browses 4CentGarbage slamming his tubby figures away at a keyboard.
>Gates has won the presidential election.
>Two pages of people looking on in horror, which is followed by a splash page of Tyone's lip, simply muttering.
>"No...." As we see a single tear move down his cheek.
>Cut back to Gates "Th-Thank you master...."
>The shadowy figure steps from the shadows and into the light, revealing a full red costume with a cape.
>"Of course my pet, enjoy your new play pen, but never forget who owns you. I, THE RED MENACE!"

Now show a picture of Tony Stark drawn by the same artist and colorist.

So Ulysses then.>Tyrone King is an avid supporter of of RLM showing up to all the rallies.
this is what I read initially and it was a lot funnier

the costume isn't progressive enough. Needs more "african culture", aka it needs to be more ghetto

So this time captain america was hitler all this time. he just shaved his mustache and painted his hair yellow

and then a strong a independent black muslins trans womanof the third dimension stops him and becomes the new capitan america

I like the idea, can anybody begin illustrating? Make it decent but still bad.

Good design on SG (even though she has the fake ears from her chubby dyke design)...but where the fuck is her TAIL??

...

rock alien swaps everyone's biological sex and makes them gay.

What's the name of that white thing ghetto black people and Saiyaman wear on their head? Swap the hat for that.

Also, the logo should obviously change and the costume should be black and white to match the BLM logo.

doo rag

>autist
Someone this thread's users can identify with, finally