Who is best Morty?
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Jack Reed
>Morty version of Mabel
Well, they did both cause the apocalypse
Carter Cook
the dead one
Camden Russell
When are we going to see more of Evil Morty?
Thomas Butler
Morty of The Sea
Carter Ward
Evil Morty — he didn't take any of Rick's shit. I think the highest life achievement of any Morty is to murder his Rick. Because a Rick is always the main source of suffering in a Morty's life.
Oliver Thomas
The one with the least amount of clothes. Nudist Morty.
Christian White
Our Morty has always been Evil Morty.
Jayden Hill
I think our Morty is the rickest Morty. Because if he was the mortiest Morty, he would be a cowardly clown devoid of initiative like the other Morties he met.
Levi Adams
I doubt we'll see him again or if we do it will be very unsatisfactory.
This is the same show that ended seasons two cliffhanger in a single episode.
David Morales
I'm pretty sure if a male and a female morty encountered each other they'd be having non-stop sticky awkward sex.
Jacob Jenkins
This is an American network show, so Morty and Rick are probably complete moralfags when it comes to underage sex. Even that scene where Morty is disgusted by Dream Summer is most definitely there because of their age, if they were both 18, I bet it would have gone very differently. But instead of yelling "we're moralfags!", they saved face by turning it into an incest joke that didn't really make sense in context of a dream.
Remember that Swiss episode of Archer where he meets a 17yo girl who wants to bang him? The guy who either fucked or killed 90% of people he ever met in his life suddenly went full moralfag, even though 17 is legal in Switzerland and most American states.
Brody Murphy
The one raised by that reclusive, semi-demonic, red-haired karate master with the pug nose and sharp teeth.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Which is funny to me because she's 17, she's legal in like, half the US
Christopher Morales
Hammer morty, he was more than just a hammer
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Michael Barnes
Nope, got to pretend kids don't fuck. They're just completely frigid until they blow out 18 candles on their birthday cake.
Brayden Wood
are you a pedophile user?
Colton Miller
I just love Morty user. And i hope that he loves me.
Xavier Phillips
>Morty was weirded out by the concept of having a three-way with his 60 year old grandfather and his sister because of her age.
Ok. Keep believing that.
Parker Cook
rick and morty is a very shit cartoon tbqh senpai
Josiah Edwards
OG Morty
Leo Turner
Sauce me up Scottie
Cameron Morris
...
Robert Bell
...
Benjamin Richardson
There summer makes it her priority to prevent
Adam Baker
So how did Rick kill Bill?
Asher Cook
A man who doesn't have the sauce is lost, but a man can also become lost in the sauce. You are not yet ready.
Angel Campbell
Dammit Rogal
Nolan Bennett
This one
Leo Hernandez
does he still have a dik?
Carter Cook
no
Alexander Perry
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Asher Sullivan
well, Rick got Morty a sex bot and it was heartily used, and there have been some times where Morty was trying to score and Rick didn't really give a shit. I think this show would be fine with Morty selfcest if it was funny. There just doesn't seem to be any interest in showing us female Morties.
Ryder Davis
anyone got the greentext of Archer meeting the Totally Spies?
Lincoln Peterson
Easily Evil Morty.
Jacob Russell
To be fair, Jerry got shot way harder and lived.