Can someone confirm if this image is legit?

Can someone confirm if this image is legit?

maybe the signs are there

They look so goofy

Holy mid-life crisis those are some tiny shoes.

he is literally wearing higher heels than johannson

Those shoes have massive in-built 'covert' heels.

just look at how HAAAAARD she's trying to keep that mouth breathing barn door of a snout SHUT

Him and ruffalo are about the same height. Ruffalo is wearing regular heeled shoes though.

What if all the other guys from the Avengers cast wore heeled shoes at the same time? How pissed would RDJ be?

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Nobody wants to be exposed as a manlet.

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Most likely lift shoes.

poor guy you can see the groove of his foot in this one

You can actually see his foot pressing against the side of the shoe in this photo.

based Fiege making himself look smaller

He should just have that surgery where they break your shins and make you taller already, we all know he's short and wears lifts/heels.

Or maybe he should stop giving a shit. He's a multi-millionaire movie star.

don't they have manlet surgery now?

how can he even walk normally in those heels? maybe he only puts them on for photo ops

how much till man lifts became a common thing lads?

WHAT ARE THOOOSSEE

Why does Stalone, of all people, feel the need to do that?

OH NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
AHAH

OH NONONO

may as well wear stilts

oh my someone met RDJ's shoe guy

im legit embarrassed for him. Like why care? He looks dumber faking it, wear yourself with pride, especially if your famous.

wouldnt this just make you look tall but with unattractive looking proportions

He's five foot ten inches. Dolph is six foot five inches and Arnold is six foot two inches. I guess he felt emasculated being near people way taller than him.

he's trying to push it, it will probably be a thing since lot's of people would start buying them.

Yep

That's just Hollywood man everyone want's what the other has

Stop postinf that fake my man.

Here's a real pic from set.

OH NO NO NO

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAGHAGAHAHGAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Robert Down-here Jr
Robert Downhere-o

why is it okay when women do it?

He's old he's acting less and he wanted to relive the 80's a bit he should be happy with his 3 daughters though he could have had worse

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they get called out for there own petty things

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Man Dolph Lundgren is so effortlessly alpha.

It's really fucking embarrassing. Like SURELY he must know how awful he looks? Especially when he's wearing suits with a big goofy pair of trainers

Never mind that, why does JCVD look like a wax figure?

>Be multi millionaire god
>Feel insecure about your height to the point you get custom shoes made
It's just sad tbqh

What role does Andy Serkis play in Marvel movies? I legitimately don't remember ever seeing him in of the movies.

why can't he get normal looking shoes with lifts?

He's 5'9 apparently. I'm the same so I was pleasantly surprised because I've never heard anyone refer to him as short in my entire life. King of the manlets confirmed.

All the money in the world and yet women would rather sleep with a poor man who's taller.

Serkis isnt in that pic though

Perhaps it's not about the big guy without, but the big guy within.

Do they do this with arms too?

He was Klau in age of ultron and will be in black panther. The dude who gets his arm snapped off

woah

no he's just more gorilla than human

Stallone is probably shorter than 5'9"

The problem with miscasting a real life tall guy.

Arms dealer dude in Avengers 2 and Black Panther.

His body is weird as fuck
>manlet
>long arms
>freakishly thick hips and thighs

Even better. I've never looked at him and thought he was shorter than me.

Outta my way manlet fucking shits.

He was pretty awesome as the Punisher.

>tfw I'm Arnie's height and not Dolph's
I'm never gonna make it

is that one dude's fly open?

this is the kind of girl that loves to say she likes tall guys.

it's apparently debilitatingly painful too and you can't ever use it normally like for sport ever again

Why does Lundgren look so short here? Is he hunching? I thought he was 196cm?

my sister has a kid ~4 years old
his dad is like 177cm tall
kid was premature birth, tiny when born
he is the shortest in the kindergarten
I am 183cm (6 feet I think) and I feel small when I go down the street and high schoolers are going by...
I dunno what the fuck is it here in eastern europe but kids are fucking tall
I fear if the kid will have hard life because of his height and cunts that will make fun of him and girls that will ignore him

I can understand doing this shit for movies. Like I get you would want the hero to stand taller and be more masculine and the villain to be more imposing, etc. But doing it in real life is just pathetic.

Reminds me of Jeb standing on his tiptoes and thrusting his head into the air so he would look taller than Trump in a photo. And Jeb's not even a short guy.

I guess "manlet" is more of a state of mind than a physical description.

At least he didn't piss himself.

>you will be taller but you can't really use your legs much
jesus why the fuck do people do it?

Yes. It's extremely painful.

I swear here in england all the teenagers are waytaller than they used to be

I have the blue version of these shoes, they're actually quite nice and make me taller without an RDJ tier elevator. Unlike his shoes they're pretty obvious about boosting you

That's for a movie though. He's playing a guy who's 6'4"

desperation

doing what? I am looking at his feet and see flat sneakers
I dont see him standing on tips
what is he doing?

>1.93 m
people that tall can literally get away with doing this. No-one will think less of them

This is a bold face lie. He's more like 5'7''. I met him IRL and I was taller than him at 5'9''.

>be manlet Chinese
>get painful leg lengthening surgery
>but now average height
>go to USA
>manlet again

fuck

he looks like that in jcvj

jesus christ they're ugly m8

His legs are just too short. If he had 4 more inches in his legs he would have fine proportions.

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can you post good looking shoewear?

I think it's a matter of opinion, these are some of the only fat sole "creeper" style shoes that have a good silhouette from all sides
Helps that they are extremely well made and comfortable as well

The money and fame clearly aren't helping his confidence.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMGGGGGGG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

literally any other modern shoe compared to those things. Those soles look disgusting, honestly.

Rofl

why wouldn't the try and make the colors match its like they want manlets to stick out even more

well literally pic one you like and post it

Do you not see those soles?

is this real?

>molests little sister.

yeah, I realized they are thicker from other pots
I must say, they are well done for that thickness

The contrast is supposed to make it extremely obvious that you're wearing tall shoes. Don't buy them if you want a surreptitious boost