Lol, Classic John Arbuckle

lol, Classic John Arbuckle.

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lol, Classic Jon Arbuckle

Wouldn't a vet know that you can't get pregnant from drinking semen?
Or is this simply what her parents told her so she'd never give a guy a bj?

Is joke.
Meny leffs, he swallow dog semen, so she say he going to give birth to puppies

Jon is not dog

Is hyoomrous, not doge, but birth puppers

joge is man drink semen
what a gay
i laugh bigly

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hyoomror

Damn Liz got some booty though

autism

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>"Better keep it away from the litter tray!"
>puts it right next to the litter tray

What did he mean by this?

Knock knock

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Is the joke that pajeets are so filthy that there is a 99% chance of getting shit in your food when you order a curry?

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why would they have a cup of dog semen in a cup sitting on a table where they are visiting a cat?

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You ain't fooling me.

That's how strips save from the official website.

How much of a dickcheese do you have to be to just waltz into somebody's office and drink their coffee without even asking?

who keeps dog jizz in a coffee cup?
lab safety 101 is to put things into proper containers to avoid mix ups.

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>Guest writer: Seth MacFarlane

>implying it wasn't for her

Also how do you mistake white jizz for brown coffee

When the hell did Davis's bullpen start drawing her like a cavewoman prostitute?

>a pun almost every panel and none of them even elicit a chuckle
Now that's what I call dedication to middling, vanilla humor.

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Is this by Johnny Ryan?

Wait, what?

This one was super bizarre. Is there an anniversary of the strip coming up? This is the first time in...well probably the last 10-15 years that we might actually hear about Jon and Liz getting married

wtf my neck hurts now

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Was this after the Zimmerman trial?

Weirdly cute

>draw rainbow
>sweet cat story
>garfield display affection

instant classic. how does our boy do it?

She likes her coffee with a lot of cream and salt instead of sugar, and Jon knows it.