Sup Forums you're in a thrift shop in downtown new york and a fat asian cashier starts suggestively shit talking you

Sup Forums you're in a thrift shop in downtown new york and a fat asian cashier starts suggestively shit talking you.
What's your response?

How do you suggestively shit talk?

cover her in spiders and shoot her

like normal shit talking but more sexually charged.

Make a weird chicken noise.

Like how fat are we talking. Like chubby, or plump, or like tire-around-her-hips fat or just straight up landwhale.

Sounds annoying.

Sexually charged as in belittling you, or sexually charged as in "Tsundere wants the D"?

It's a mystery she wears that sweater. all you know is she's at least as big as that sweater....unless she wears figure controlling clothes.
yes

>rape

Hit on her. I'm a high-income realtor who specializes in gentrifying low-income urban neighborhoods; if she responds positively I'll get her number, if she brings the bantz I'll put in a good word for her when her thrift store is bought out and turned into another thrift store with a 700% mark up, and if she's just trifling then she can have fun moving to Jersey and collecting unemployment.

Insert penis into tummy folds

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I put my penis in her mouth so she can shut up.
Or I'll draw a porn picture of her and show it to her just so she stops insulting me.

I take out my woobie. :3

Crush her and her shop with my giant robot.

force feed her until she's so queasy she can't shit talk one word

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Grab a beer with the crusty metalhead in the back of the store.

bump

Call her on her hate flirting and ask if she wants to fuck

Mating
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