Tfw no cute lesbian gf

Why even live?

Because having a cock is way better faggot.

>would rather have a bf with a dick than gf without
Who's faggot now friendo?

I wouldn't want either tbqh senpai.

i wish i was a sexy lesbian instead i'm an ugly man with mental illnesses that no one will ever love or desire

OP's pic unrelated right?

>That time in high school where a lesbian befriended me just so she could ask me to knock her up because she wanted to be a teen mom
>She seriously looked into adoption when she was a high school student
>I was two grades below her
>She said I could do it into a cup if I didn't want to fuck her

In retrospect, it was kind of fucked.

This story is confusing on so many levels

why is she the same shade as the actual black chick?

>Sister has mutual friends with a lesbian
>Meet her
>She adds me on Facebook and we chat
>Assume she's just friendly
>Not even five minutes into a conversation and she starts talking about how she wants a baby and even looked into adoption (she was 16)
>Stupidly say "I wish I could help!" without noticing how that could sound wrong
>She asks if I know how babies are made
>"Uh...y-yeah...?"
>She straight up asks me to get her pregnant or to cum into a cup if I didn't want to fuck her
>This literately happened and I have barely told anyone

You don't find Ruby attractive?
Plot twist: black chik isn't actually black

Just like muh showtime dramedies.

>You don't find Ruby attractive?

Not him but I don't get the hype,Her lips are nice but otherwise she looks like sloth from Ice age.

Which one is supposed to be the cute one?

If I still had my Facebook activated, I'd post the messages. Although, I think I deleted a lot of my old FB messages years ago.

It deletes them every 4 months now anyway iirc

Since I seen her in Resident Evil last year I think she's absolutely best.

So how was PP3 anyway?

She's not hideous but she's nothing to pine over either like social media normies seem to do.

Fucking amazing I just got out of it. Im going to see Jumanji now but I think Ill see PP3 one more time today.

Name three prettier lesbians

Has she officially come out as gay?
I thought she said she didn't conform to labels or some shit.

I don't know 3 but Amber heard is bi and is far more attractive.

that chick from deadpool i would love for her to lesbian rape me!

>Rose came out as a lesbian at the age of 12.[32] Because of her sexuality, she suffered verbal taunts and physical abuse from her schoolmates, which led to a suicide attempt.[32] She was also sexually abused as a child by a relative,[33] and has bipolar disorder with a propensity towards clinical depression.[32]

Morena Baccarin isnt gay user

Didn't she say in the same interview that she also questioned her gender though and ended up not wanting to label things anymore?

It doesn't matter to me either way I just don't want to call someone gay if that's not what they identify as anymore.

>Rose has been in a relationship with singer Jess Origliasso of The Veronicas since 31 October 2016. The two had previously dated in 2008.[41]
If she says shes "genderfluid" but is in a relationship with a girl does it mean shes a lesbian? Because after reading her wiki page I dont know what is real anymore.

it's probably easier to be bi/non binary in Hollywood instead of just being gay.

Ruby Rose is one of the most unpleasant human beings I have ever met. She is a truly disgusting, shitty human being and incredibly stupid.

Goddamn she used to be so fucking hot though.

Story?

Is this some new pasta or what?

Give me some good lesbian movies to watch.

>inb4 Blue is the Warmest Color
No. Fuck off

That new movie with Kate Mara and Ellen Page

>give me give me give me i want it now daddy!
fuck off

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

No.
Before she was on Channel V (like Australian MTV) she was a door bitch at a club I used to go to a lot. She was the nastiest, cuntiest human being (nearly always directed at fags and other women) you could ever meet. And really arrogant BUT incredibly stupid and lacking self awareness.

If you want to look up interviews with her or her social media or other stuff she got up to before she became American Famous, you'll find out that she hasn't changed a bit.

See her recent shitting all over her dyke girlfriends sister in public.

She's ugly as fuck now, but back when she was straight and young she was absolutely incredibe looking. IRL 10/10.

Nice pasta

The Handmaiden
Only lesbian film that is a fantastic film on its own merits
Honorable mention to But I’m a cheerleader. Better than most.
Unless my memory is failing, everything else is pretty mediocre.

>See her recent shitting all over her dyke girlfriends sister in public.
???

thanks!

>on Sup Forums
>goes clubbing
>Australian
Go milk some kangoroos or some shit Mad Max

Just google it. It's too boring and covoluted to repeat here.

>Jess Origliasso
I'd love to cuck Ruby Rose by fucking her girlfriend.

Whatshername from Arrested Development that married Ellen.

She JUSTED herself

If is true then I'd love to hatefuck Ruby.

I wonder if Ruby hatefucked her GF's twin sister and that's why there's so much bad blood.

A self hating fag, hmm the virus is spreading.

Every single person in Australia has gone to a nightclub and fingered hex at least once, m8

>Be Anne Heche

>Be "discovered" by Harvey Weinstein

>Be dating Steve Martin

>Break up with Steve Martin and marry Ellen

>Steven Martin makes a movie about a hot young starlet who is a gigantic slut who fucks producers for roles

>At the end she marries "the most powerful Lesbian in Hollywood"

What did Steven Martin mean by this?

Don't forget how many shits Emily Browning has taken on a m8's chest.

What is a hex mate? Some kind of koala?

This could be get complicated if I'm cucking her and you're hate fucking her.

you shouldn't because lesbians hold back humanity, they offer nothing to society.

I think what he meant is pretty straightforward.Hollywood is truly an awful place.

Can we make a deal? You'll be cucking Ruby and I'll be cucking her gf. How does that sound?

Sorted. What if she starts coming at you with her strap on?

Thats a nono zone for me. So I don't know what to do in that situation. Is ist gay if a lesbian fucks a male with a strapon?

Probably not gay but because she's lesbian it might be... don't give her an inch, she'll end up fucking up the whole point and her mate might start getting ideas with me.

I was going to ask if she can fuck you with her strapon while I'll be having a Pepsi. But now I have no idea what to do.

If you wouldn't take a strapon from a cute girl you are literally a gay homosexual faggot.

What she will do for me if I agree for this kind of buttfun?

I'd end up being even worse than cucked then dude. you'd probably be bonded with her at that point and laugh at me. the original plan was me just stealing her gf from her.
Just use the strap on in her other hole.

ugly talentless tattooed degenerate

they are fucking overrated dude. my exgf was a lesbian and she turned out to be like a "secret drinker" as in she would fucking hide bottles and as she made her way throughout the day she would maintain a buzz, basically pass out during the early afternoon and if you tried to wake her up she'd be a massive, angry cunt... mornings were bad. i never woke up next to her because she had to get up at like 530AM to get a load on. shed get mad at me for not getting up that early even though i dont drink at all, and she'd say shitty things like "I took YOUR dog out to pee!" like bitch my dog wont fucking die if i get up at 7 and take her out and the only reason you're up so early is to get fucked up... i didn't understand how bad her drinking was until way later in the relationship because i'd never been much of a drinker myself or ever lived with an alcoholic... she would start slurring her words and people would be like "are you drunk?" and she was hilarious, she'd actually insist, angrily, that "noo am not dronk..." i tried to talk to her about it but she'd just scream. the night before i finally left her she was fucking screaming at me about the laptop i'd got her to do her online classes on, and about the way her mom had folded her laundry.
and... OP... you know what the fuck of it is? she's not the FIRST LESBIAN GF that i've had. the first one wasn't an alcoholic but probably because she was too young to be one at the time... but she was a complete psychopath. she would do this thing called "gaslighting" a lot. she'd straight up talk shit about me behind my back and to others, and then when i'd call her out on it she'd say fucking infuriating things like "ha, you're so sensitive.." but her aunts were complete narcissistic personality disorder nutbags as well so i kind of understand why she was like that... anyways OP stop glamorizing these people. they are fucking scum.

No way I'm going to laugh at a fellow user. Also if Ruby would be having her way with you wouldn't that mean that Im being cucked by her?

How do you know she was gay

Unless you're also a lesbian I don't think you've had multiple lesbian gfs m80.

Waking up in the middle of a night with a strap on in a bum is not the nicest way to find out that your gf is gay

That doesnt mean she is gay,it just means shes aware you're a soyboy

He's a lesbian

No, she's be reverse cucking her gf, who I'd now be with, to get back at me and her.
She'd also be disrespecting what you two have become.
I didn't want sex with Ruby so I don't want her trying to get intimate with me.
Her ego would go through the roof

they were girls who generally speaking were known to those close to them as "lesbians" but even lesbians need cock sometimes. i don't know i just have a type, and my type is "queen bee sexually aggressive lesbians who convert all the bi-curious girls". i'm a pale, hairy irish-american dude. i don't know maybe i remind them of their dads or something, both these girls were pretty irish and i got along with their dads really well.

In Iran they would throw you off a rooftop and a large crowd would stamp your broken body into mush. Be thankful you live in the west, faggot.

Wow it seems that I have to learn a lot about this whole cucking thing. It's a brave new world for me. Also I don't want to get Rubys ego even bigger. Can we just search the whole apartment and throw away any strapons we find before getting into action?

Definately yeah, needs to be done prior to engaging in any sexual gymnastics. I'd sweep the apartment while you keep them occupied with greentext stories, drinks etc.

Didn't Chamenei fuck you all in yer arses mate? Don't you have to go fuck a goat or protest US troops on you faggot desert?

I make great White Russians. Do you think lesbians like them?

Yeah man, perfect, make some joke about Russian girls pussies, it might go down well, because they like girls n stuff. I like black Russians, but don't make them because they might start talking about BLM and racial tension in Russian. Boner killer for both of us.

Should I joke about Trump? You know. Since I would be joking about Russians.

Fucking, Gaia online tiers of role-playing cringe over here, holy fucking shit niggers.

Probably best not to bring up Trump, they might start imagining him when we're goin at it.
If this guy knocks tell him they aren't going the gayclub tonight.

I hope nobody ever finds my old Gaia accounts

You don't deserve that set of recurring digits

Holy fucking shit. My first trips ever and I didn't even notice. Thanks Abdul.

Sure. We're doing this at my place? Yours? Or are we adding insult to an injury and do it at theirs place?

Their flashy apartment, it'll have all female nudes on the wall and naked female sculptures. they'll probably have lez porn on every tv and laptop in every room. So it'll be an ideal setting.