>Out this Week: Star Wars Holiday Special on Blu-Ray (May 23) Malakili and the Golden Rancor #32 (May 24th) Hux and Kylo's Excellent Adventure #1 (May 24th)
The reason luke exiled himself was because he wanted to fuck his sister
Sebastian Hall
>Star Wars Holiday Special on Blu-Ray Maybe if they threw in Artoo on Sesame Street and Luke on the Muppet show.
Bentley Sanchez
This was rectoned to be a small satellite galaxy orbiting the main one, right? Is that still canon? There is no way they could have got so deep into space.
Charles King
The fuck is with these weird Out This Week listings?
Charles Morales
Whenever there's nothing actually coming out, anons take the opportunity to have fun with that part of the OP
James Ward
What is he, /swco/?
Levi Baker
In the old canon it actually was outside the plane of the galaxy, and and you'd occasionally see people arguing with Leeland Chee and Pablo about how stupid that was.
No idea what the new canon explanation for it is. Could be the Rishi Maze, or another dwarf galaxy
Brayden Richardson
What is he, /swco/?
Lincoln Thompson
This thread is off to a great start. I guess I'll come back in a few days.
Christopher Rogers
The hero we need AND deserve.
Eli Watson
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Carter Miller
Somebody please ask Pablo.
Brody Robinson
>Battle Meditation is mentioned >"You mean that thing from KotOR?"
Fucking normies and newbies, amirite?
Jaxon Rivera
He doesn't really answer SW questions anymore
Elijah Long
Why?
Jacob Gray
/swco/'s sugar daddy
Josiah Perry
Come on, a thread of what is she? This is the kind of wacky, time-wasting nonsense I've been missing.
Bentley Barnes
KOTORfags still think Lucas renamed Korriban as a deliberate jab at KOTOR because they don't know Korriban didn't originate there.
Evan Watson
Probably because people keep asking him to explain things he's not in a position to explain, or keep asking him things he can't really answer because there's a movie/book/comic coming out that's going to do that.
Joshua Gomez
We all want to fuck a sister, user...
I know I do.
Christopher Price
thread already ruined by forced meme
Jose Cook
KotOR-fags were the cancer of Star Wars community even back in the old EU. But I guess, this is always the case with popular video games.
Leo Peterson
Every now and then I still see people who take the old "LUCAS SABOTAGED KOTOR2 BECAUSE IT PISSED HIM OFF" story as fact.
Xavier Bell
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Anthony Nguyen
He still answers sw from time to time
Aiden Foster
>double-bladed lightsaber is mentioned >"Oh you mean, like the one Darth Maul or Bastilla invented?"
fucking normies and newbies, amirite?
Nolan Gonzalez
>sw *sw questions
Michael Mitchell
muh kreia
Julian Nguyen
Were flat-bladed lightsabers common at one point in time? People confused the darksaber's unusual-looking hilt for just another lightsaber, so the shape can't have been unique. Was that the popular style of lightsaber blade during that time?
Nathan Cooper
Tales of the Jedi was so fucking cool
Who needs a saber when you can use a stick?
Juan Murphy
Nah, according to Rebels, it is unique in every respect. People have been confusing it for a regular lightsaber because in-universe people dont know shit about the Jedi. There's like a couple of hundreds or thousands of them in a galaxy full of billions of sentient beings. You could live a lifetime in the Old Republic and never meet one.
Logan Cruz
Is that true?
Angel Morris
Hayden did run away to own a farm on Canada after his acting career dried up
Cooper Davis
think this is what Vader thought about as he died
Gabriel Parker
>Ashoka ew, no
Bentley Ward
DELET
Anthony Evans
Reminder that Lucas destroyed Genndy Tartakovsky's vision.
Evan Gomez
The impression I'm getting from this pic is that Luke is actually Padme's and Obi's child, while Leia is actually Anakin's and Ahsoka's adopted child. Honestly, they all would be better off and happier in this configuration.
Blake Davis
I've had lewd dreams about 7th Sister twice now.
You chumps corrupted my mind.
Grayson Torres
i dream about Tarkin so you're not alone
Oliver Parker
he was 30 years late to the fuckin party bub, Genndy ruined Lucas's vision if anything
Joseph Martin
Do these dreams involve romantic cuddlingas well?
Jace Lewis
In Maz's castle: >a hardworking droid spies for the Resistance >a decadent prostitute spies for the First Order
What does it mean?
Xavier Martin
>Tarkin >romantic
Mason Perry
>What does it mean? LOIES DECEPTIONS
Josiah Anderson
>implying Tarking doesnt comfort his sexual partners after he ravaged them for hours
Landon Jackson
is this a new meme you guys are forcing? good. I fucking loved Saw.
Dylan Gutierrez
>implying he's not the type to use someone and immediately go back to work because he's a very busy man
Nolan Perry
>Tarking
Brody Evans
Only people with the mental capacity of 11-year-olds think GenndyWars fight scenes were any good.
Easton Jackson
wow, thats some hot opinions you got there
Nathan Johnson
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Lucas Ross
are there chickens in star wars?
Connor Diaz
>you'd occasionally see people arguing with Leeland Chee and Pablo about how stupid that was.
Why? I'm pretty sure it said the galaxy in the script.
>And then Grievous can split his arms into FOUR ARMS and have FOUR LIGHTSABERS and FIGHT WITH HIS FEET and has a TORNADO ATTACK and take on TWELVE JEDI AT THE SAME TIME and BEAT THEM ALL WITHOUT A SWEAT! Nothin personnel, kid.
Episode III Grievous is infinitely better. Some edgelord who thinks he's hot shit by spinning around four lightsabers at the same time like an autist who bought a $25 """katana""" at Wal-Mart, but immediately gets his shit pushed in by someone who actually knows what he's doing.
Ryder Turner
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Dominic Bennett
>Genndy Tartakovsky's vision. Genndy's vision was shit
William Baker
Yep, on Endor.
Andrew Hall
>Star Wars "fans" pretending there's anything more impressive fighting wise than pre-cripple Grievous
I knew this was the contrarian general, but seriously?
Landon Phillips
You know how much people make fun of the prequels' flashy, over-the-top fighting style? Imagine how much worse it would be if Grievous fought even half like he did in Genndywars.
William Diaz
Grievous was never meant to be a badass, he was the scifi equivalent of Snidely Whiplash or Dick Dastardly
Luke Baker
>pre-cripple Grievous
Sebastian Rivera
imagine if in attack of the clones as the CIS is ecaping yoda simply pulls their ships out of the air with the force and mace windu solos the entire army of droids with his bare fists and then proceeds to jump atop and rewire a passing droid starfire so he can chase after dooku on his speeder who he kills by crushing his lungs with the force
Nolan Brown
>space wizards using magic for magic reasons instead of using it to jump really high
Perish the thought!
Carter Ross
Would Ahsoka be a really cool honorary Aunt or a super strict one?
Noah Campbell
Unidentified leak on /toy/ said that the largest LEGO set for TLJ is called "Ducain's Speeder"
I looked up who the hell Ducain is, and it's pretty fucking obscure, it's the guy Han mentions offhand in TFA as the guy who stole the Falcon from him. He's mentioned in the visual dictionary as well as the novelizations and other places. MSW also said that he steals a ship on Canto Bight and it's big and fancy and Finn and the gang are on it in the second half of the movie
Could this be Del Toro? Del Toro as the guy who stole Han's ship and they bust him out of jail?
Jayden Foster
she'd be luke's girlfriend
David Harris
>Largest Lego set for TLJ is a fucking speeder
Luis Anderson
Same
Grayson Taylor
It was listed as 150 euros so...
Angel Reed
What are Filoni's plans for her?
Chase Sanchez
Chasing after older woman does run in the Skywalker family. Dollars to doughnuts that Luke propositioned Mon Mothma at least once during the OT time period.
Dylan Smith
>Ahsoka carries on the tradition of frequent "midichlorian tests"
Andrew Smith
Eaten by a space wolf in season 4.
Nathaniel Ward
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Tyler Nguyen
delet
Jaxson Johnson
>Ahsoka carries on the tradition of frequent /ss/ ftfy
Landon Russell
>No Satine ;_;
Charles Evans
The midichlorian test is an older tradition than that
Henry Rivera
Why does luke look like link
Zachary Ramirez
Hey, it's Ahsoka's turn to get her licks in.
Owen Barnes
Ahsoka is quite good at licking
Hudson Anderson
GUIZ WILL REY BE A GRAY JEDI LIKE OMG
Isaiah Reed
Rey will be the reincarnation of Kreia TLJ WILL CANONIZED KOTOR2 IT'S HAPPENING THANK YOU BASED RIAN
Austin Sanchez
sooo since she's gonna come back for season 4 of rebels, are we gonna get Ashoka in Battlefront 2?
Jose Martinez
>Implying Anakin wasn't messing around with Sabe
Christian Cook
Real fans don't want to play as some chick from some cartoon! REAL fans want to play as Nien Nunb!
Juan Brown
We fucking better.
And I'd personally prefer the TCW Season 3+ version.