So why do we hate her again?

So why do we hate her again?

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Jealousy?

As always.

Rose, stevonnie or connie?

Why can't they give Connie long delicious legs more often?

who drew this again? it looks like joe.
is he a foot fag?

He or sugar, she does some scenes, sometimes.

She's a human and humans are the least interesting part of the show.

Also she's shit.

>street shitting slasher

Bland also just for stevonnie to be a thing

She made a show where everyone is ugly but appealed to ugly people enough to trick them into thinking they weren't ugly and make a ton of terrible ugly fetish porn

Also we're going to experience the fallout from this terrible style for a decade to come

who are you talking about?

Hamethyst
Sadie
Mystery Woman

The list goes on and on.

>She made a show where....
who?

she won't let me fool around with her feet

Indians are hardcore footfags though

I keked

because she's a threat to people's ships.

then why cant i get near her footpussy?

cause she isn't real

Because the show is horribly off model most of the time

dont say that...

>gems exist on earth before humans are even a thing
>gems have every opportunity to watch humanity develop before them
>gems turn a blind eye to humans, ignoring them or straight up barricading them
>Gems and humans don't interact on a whole for thousands of years
>humans don't seek out gems. Gems stay away from humans, for thousands of years, sans few exceptions
>gems fully keep all their prejudice against humans
>flash forward modern day steven befriends connie
>gems instantly accepting, connie goes on missions, gets special training from pearl, receives rose's sword from steven, immediately proving herself to be a stronger combatant than steven as well as every other human in history, despite being a 12 year old girl. Not to mention smarter than steven, more level headed than steven.

hooooo boy its like the gems were not around stevens dad for like 17 years before steven was born.
Also you honestly think they gems can't accept steven having human friends?
And yes steven is a fucking retard who learned everything from tv. Its not hard to be smarter than him.

This has to be bait.

>tfw you want to fuck your bf but have to wait for your parents to fall asleep first

>gems STILL collectively hate greg
>LOL CONNIE'S A-OK, THOUGH

Of course, we want to be boring and stupid.

There's nothing listed in that post that isn't objectively true. You've seen the show.
You think it's bait because you don't like the ideas its putting in your head/

It would be obvious this is a teenager in love with a boy who seems a 8 years old kid and often behaves as one.

>So why do we hate her again?

designated shitting street

I'll never understand..

Something, Something, Mary Sue...

Something, Something, Poo in the Loo...

she needs more lewds

regardless of appearance, Steven is and always will be a year and a quarter older than her

don't worry, Sup Forums succeeds in spades

Reminder that this is canon adult steven and Connie will get to fuck this

POO

I know that feel

>all that training so she can fight with Steven
>moment comes with Topaz and Steven is too busy having a meltdown and crying to fuse with her

So does Sugar just got off on making her show a disappointment?

>implying she isn't going to be far away at a prestigeus university in four years while Steven stays at beach city in the body of a toddler

>collectively hate greg
>collectively
>all hate greg
>every single one

it's a little more like 6 or 7 years, since Steven was born in 2002 and greg met Rose around 1996 because that was when he was originally lusting after the new '96 Dondai Supremo

>what are warp pads

>while Steven stays at beach city in the body of a toddler
Warp pads are useless.

>what is shapeshifting

Steven is 14 though

Unless he decides to cross-dress when he grows up
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I don't but a human girl holding her own against gems is pretty unbelievable.

Here, have another Sword Fighter Connie.

I wonder if Steven when Steven finally reaches bara stage will he stay that way?
I mean right after Bara Steven is Danny Divito Steven after all.

>be a fan of Connie
>her recent episodes haven't been very good

Suffering

Who cut off his nose, and why?

>Implying that Danny Devito is bad.

I think you need to leave, especially when you realize he gave us Phil.

Did you not care for the recent boom?
Thought it was pretty good.

I don't.

dangerous and not permanent

...

Doug Out was a typical Lamar episode, not good but not bad
Are You My Dad was a good episode but I'd barely consider it a "Connie" episode

The New Crystal Gems was "Wasted Opportunities: the Episode"
Beach City Drift was harmless but ultimately an unsatisfying episode overall

>as every other human in history
Saddie poofed a corrupted gem with a completely mundane stick compared to Connie's special gem slaying sword.

So far Saddie is still the strongest normal human.

>Stretch and shapeshift to date in public and look like a normal couple
>Revert back in private and enjoy legal /ss/ relationship
Seems like it would work to me.

Everyone knows Connie is into little magical boys.
She would be happy for Steven to stay a shota.

>pubes

she is not a character on her own - she is here for the show to have yet another "strong female ethnic minority character". also she is an excuse to gender bend Steven into a/pan/whateversexual hermaphrodite. basically she is walking and talking sjw/tumblr agenda.

She can't contain herself when it comes to his shota meat.

>Connie the giant-titted indian woman fucking the dogshit out of shota Steven

between this and fusion they are living the fucking dream

>Drawing correct simple feet makes you a footfag
With that logic he's also a handqueer and a legdyke.

She's shrunken in size, somehow.

...

I think you might be getting confused for the Zuke/Florido pairing there.

>mastered swordfighting in months literally off-screen in-between two episodes
>as preachy as Steven when it comes to hitting the moral on everyone's nose
>virtually no personality flaws
>other characters become childish retards just to give her a chance to be the "voice of reason" (see: New Crystal Gems)
>Even though preaching and being the voice of reason is Steven's sole job on the show, he acts like an autist around her so she can preach to him (see: Initial D Rip-off & I Am My Mom)
>somehow managed to be a better parent than Greg himself when Steven turned into a baby and preached about how she knows what's right for Steven, even though Greg has been in the entirety of Steven's life and has more experience than Connie.
>so on and so forth

Connie is an obnoxious Mary-Sue, they dumped Steven's development with Peedee just to give her more screentime, and let's not forget how Conniefags are the most disgusting waifufags in the Steven Universe "fandom" because they're either into literal shit and piss fetishes and feet-sucking fetishes.