Where are the joke characters in Marvel and DC. and by joke I mean taken serioiusly but not really powerful

Where are the joke characters in Marvel and DC. and by joke I mean taken serioiusly but not really powerful

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=HWxXxS4x5JI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Squirrel Girl

Green lanterns

Frog-Man and Spider-Kid.

Both of which were self proclaimed sidekicks of Spider-Man that always made things worse for him by them getting involved. They were pretty fun.

user said "not powerful"

Batman.

>Where are the joke characters
Why would your post Mark "Hercule" Satan, winner of the World Martial Arts Tournament, slayer of Cell, and savior of humanity?

Legion of Super Heroes is returning after Hypercrisis

Western comics can't into joke characters. Almost every joke character is
a) a complete loser
b) some annoying mary sue

Ambush Bug, G'Nort, Bat-Mite, Bizarro (sometimes), Section 8, etc.

The hero we deserve.

>Section 8
- The Defenstrator, capable to throwing people through windows!
- Friendly Fire, a sad sack whose powerful energy bolts seem to always murder those he works with!
- Flemgem, able to vomit up inhuman quantities of phlegm!
- Jean de Baton-Baton, a Frenchman with a baguette!
- Shakes, a rather worrisome homeless man!
- Beuno Excellente, whose power is that of pure perversion. (He once raped Kyle Rayner. This is canon.)
- Dogwelder, an ordinary man (?) possessed by an ancient (?) set of welding gear and a silent, unshakeable fixation to weld dead dogs to things and/or people!
...and their leader...
- Six-Pack, a grotesque drunk with more heart than ten Supermen!

Slapstick

Spider-Ham.

Why are the best gag characters Spider-Man related?

Her joke is literally the same one as Mr. Satan: Weak ass piece of shit is credited with beating strong dudes.

Spider-man's existence literally holds the marvel universe together, which is itself powered by the spiderforce.

No. SG actually does beat strong dudes.

Satan stole credit. Squirrel Girl actually did it.

Do we REALLY need to break out the list of villains Squirrel Girl has taken down, SOLO, yet again? Yeah, she's a little bitch now that she's a tumblr-tard, but her history speaks for itself.

Man, fuck the totem shit in Spider-Man.

Seriously, fucking why? When is that stupid mystical shit getting retconed?

Your savior is a SHAM!

I think you mean "Profitforce", but same difference.

When Flash no longer has the speed force.

squirrel girl is anti satan. She beat everyone but does it off panel so you never actually see the fight.

He also single handedly defeated Beevus the destroyer!

youtube.com/watch?v=HWxXxS4x5JI

The Great Lakes Avengers you have Flatman, Doorman, Big Bertha and Mr. Immortal

So she's God.

Her joke is that she inexplicably is able to beat people that are far above her power should allow. She isn't Satan, she's Batman.

Sup Forums is like that kid from Class B in hero academia. He talks smack but can't back it up with his autism getting in the way.

Too cheerful.