She's so pretty and her eyes are so blue...

she's so pretty and her eyes are so blue, why the fuck does she look in GLOW as if that clown from Power Puff Girls stole her fucking colors?

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

Sometimes I forget all my friends are insane

yes

>friends
user we all hate you here

I love you user-kun

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its called make up you virgin

>We all hate you
What kind of friends would give the you this honesty? The best ones, that's who

Huh that's an accurate description. I think it's the filter they use to make it seem older.

You notice that during the wrestling fantasy it's way more colorful.

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What flaps harder? My ask cheeks or my genitles????

Who else refers to Sup Forums anons as their friends when talking to people
>oh my friend told me the other day that the last jedi....etc etc

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Why do I never see her nudes posted? Do none of you have them or something?

I can’t remember where I read it, but basically if you want women to be funny, you can’t make them beautiful. Like, Tina Fey has to make herself look silly or goofy, because if she’s too attractive in her roles, men will think she isn’t as funny, and women will hate her because of repressed jealousy. They have to make Alison’s character seem plain and relatable, otherwise we won’t buy that she’s a struggling actress with guy troubles. Also, it’s like the producer guy says in GLOW: “I can’t tell if you’re attractive, or ugly, and that kind of annoys me”. For a leading lady in a wrestling show, that’s not good. But for her character in GLOW itself, it works perfectly.

They obviously apply makeup that makes her look pale, tired, and her age (the theme of her still trying to “make it”, despite being in her 30’s and about to hit the wall without actually having made a name for herself). If they made her look like her actual self during a red carpet premiere, we would not believe the character at all, because of course Alison herself is a 9/10 actress that hasn’t had to struggle or compromise much.

No, I simply take credit for other peoples' insights and jokes by portraying them as my own in social situations outside of Sup Forums.

I usually say "Oh I read somewhere that....." when referring to Sup Forums posts. People will think I'm talking about an article or a book or something, and I'm not even lying really.

>ywn go to college with Brie where she basically admits to fucking anybody who asked

>ywn pretend to be gay so then she offers to fuck you without a condom
lucky guy tbqhwy

itt: boob fetishists CREEPS

Hot

Serious Answer:

Cocaine

>it's sort of like a fuck you to the boob-fetish people

Yeah haha, you sure showed me!

>furiously jacks off to your nude scene

What a pit slut

>ywn cum in her arm pit and make her close her arm, smearing your cum into a sticky, wet mess

I have them.
Don't wanna get banned

>inb4 'just restart your router, bro!'

I cannot. Sorry. Provide me with some good image-sharing website and i will upload and post link

Nah. I want her to get sweaty and then lick the sweat off her pits.

Based

She's supposed to look old and haggard in GLOW.
That's kind of the point if her character.

Her boobs are fine...nothing spectacular but fine.

Her feet on the other hand HNNNGGGGG!

>make a show about female wrestelrs
>cast THIS as lead
>intentionally make her loo old and haggard

i really don't compute

Haha! That would be crazy! Haha just as a joke of course!

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>>cast THIS as lead
See, but that is an old image of her, she's much more gaunt these days. I wish she still had that borderline skinny fat tier body, it made her a solid 9.

Why are jewesses so perfect?

They don’t age well

More like her eyes are so Jew

sucks for her

Winona Ryder

Why do you think she's holding onto Bojack Horseman?
Her and Aaron Paul losing acting roles to stay in voice acting.

those are fakes you mong

We, weird fucking deranged boob fetish people, had the last laugh when her nude leaked.

oh my

What was it? Someone pls help

here's your (You)

>why the fuck does she look in GLOW as if that clown from Power Puff Girls stole her fucking colors?

Millenial simile.txt

>millenial

PPG are for 80s kids

how do I get a girlfriend like her?

You don't
We don't

If you're asking, you can't

no there fucking not lol, a bunch of her nudes were leaked in mid 2017

You don't get to have a girlfriend

>mid 2017
>tfw mid 2017 was 8 years ago

Cutest white actress right now

The life plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, you, and all the anons here. But no gf.

Would you give her feet a blowjob?

proof that 80's style hair, makeup and fashion is unflattering and awful.

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Betty best girl.

no

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Posting cute?

>now

giv villain gf

>white

She's whiter than most Americans

>most

Why not? I'm a nice guy who treats women with respect.

Yah, in exchange for PROSPECT OF SEX, RIGHT?!

You are literally a rapist!

no user
love

How do I meat a nice and qt Jewish girl like Allison Brie?

Start lifting. Get a great career. Stop putting women on pedestals.

just bee yourself

because she got old

JUST

Still looks good. I would ask her out on a coffee date.

how can i know if my dad was a jew? he had that cartoony horseface just like seinfeld.

Why do women have to be so physically appealing? It's irritating.

I would go to temple with her and we'd make jokes about how big the rabbi's nose is

it pains me that she is not my gf

It pains me that you betas put women on such high of a pedestal.

alison is smol, she needs to be on a high pedestal

this

Not him but she is insanely hot. Not like a fat 2/10 slag

I would probably cum in my pants if she looked up at me with her big blue eyes

that's how these jewessed get to you, ya know

>get to you
They got to me a long time ago

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Good thing I have friends outside of muh boards

i dont understand how you go from those cute titties to the deflated airbags she had in glow

you have to act alpha to get a woman like her

>what is weight loss and aging

>boobs
>a paraphillia much less a fetish
No.

>being this beta
Sad!

that's a really short time to fall apart though

>boob fetish

What the fuck? That's just being a heterosexual male.

I bet the jews did this

Good luck lasting more than 26 seconds

No. It's from a series and it's all her.
And some fag just deleted the file.