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Filthy pinkskins edition

Was it lupus?

PINK SKINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KNIFE EARS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you hate Enterprise /trek/? it's a good, fun show

>there's a Vulcan on a single ship, in every station and your fucking fridge
>not a single Andorian or Tellarite to be seen anywhere

At least those are humanoid races. Somewhere there is a Federation ship with ergonomics designed for Horta and/or clouds of sentient gas.

Write me a completely original star trek TV episode

I actually really like Enterprise

What DS9 holosuite program was this?

Which series?

Deep Space 9 turns 25 today.

So, get this. I had a really fucked up dream last night. I dreamed that Dr. Bashir had kidnapped me and was holding me prisoner but he was really nice. Every time I saw him he had that insufferable, smarmy smile about him. I tried to escape a bunch of times but he just kept catching me and imprisoning me. A couple of times he tortured me. Weirdest dream I've had for a long time,

That sounds really fucked up user. What did you eat before bed?

Does anyone find it out that odd that Shran's catchphrase was "pinkskins" but there was a negro officer on the bridge of the Enterprise?
Like did he go "Fucking Pinkskins, and also Travis"

All pink inside user

Nothing. But I did watch a couple episodes of DS9. Never doing that again.
You know how when you're trying to catch someone on the other side of a table and you both just keep circling it for ages and ages? That was in there too.

Is this guy the personification of /trek/ general posters?

Rape of the Andorian Double Virgin

You had to brave the ice caves first before finding the Andorian Princess

Was that the guy who waifus the peirogi ship?

Yes, the space autist who can't interact with people and constantly spergs out

Hahaha

If I ever dreamed about Bashir, I'd dream about beating him up.
He's so weak and hurtable.

the betazoids with mental issues were always the best

What was wrong with Betazoids?
All of them besides Deanna are insane.

Deanna is plenty messed up. Remember that episode where she loses her powers and goes nuts?
Lxanna is the most sane, imo

>besides Deanna
I'll bet she went a special kind of crazy after Riker broke up with her. Pulling out her hair, screaming, breaking shit, the works.

Nah, she just went down to the enlisted crew mess and said "WHO WANTS TO FUCK AN OFFICER"
And the legends say that she was on her back for an entire week

I'll bet she face-timed him the whole time too

She set up a holo-camera and sent him the entire week in holographic fidelity
Jokes on her because it's Riker's most used program where he replaces one of the men. And sometimes Deanna

/trek/ have you ever been this uncomfortable?

Riker would have done it

ITS A FAAAAAAKE

>that time Riker fucked a scientist's wqife and then blew up his research station to cover it up
>that time Riker statutory'd Data's daughter, and then made her death look like an accident before she could press charges

>that time Riker pretended to be a ghost in order to fuck Beverly

>that time Riker showed you his sexual organs

>that time Riker accidentally roofied Worf so he created this elaborate scenario about subspace aliens to explain away his rape dungeon

>that time Riker statutory'd Data's daughter, and then made her death look like an accident before she could press charges

Laal looked especially hot in that scene for some reason.

>that time Riker pretended to be completely taken over by a Trill and fucked Beverly
Everyone knows having a Trill inside you "joins" you, it's symbiotic, not parasitic.
So Riker knew exactly what he was doing.

>that time Riker locked himself in the holodeck to stop him from raping the genetically modified perfect woman (that Picard fucked anyways)

You got the Beta part right.

>it's a Lwaxana Troi episode

>hate Lwaxana in TNG
>watch that DS9 episode where she's stuck with Odo
>suddenly best character
Based DS9 consistently improves TNG characters

You on the left.

If you don't like her by "Half a Life" then you're not a real Trekkie