Who should play the next Bond ?

Who should play the next Bond ?

Last night I Bond STEAMED HAMS your sister

>Last night I James Bond burger your sister

Last night I Pierced the buns of your sister.

>Last night I Pierce Brosnan Cheeseburger'd your sister

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Last night I 00 Pounded your sister.

Last night I fed my wife some of my sister's burgers?

I haven't been to any fastfood place in ages, and I'm not familiar enough with any fastfood place to understand the intricacies of any of their menus. Are you guys really into fastfood? I did make homemade hamburgers the other day.

Last night I Pierce'd In-N-Out your sister

>you can tell she's uncomfortable with her looks
>you can tell he knows and doesn't give two shits about what she or anyone else thinks

alpha as fuck desu

Old meme is old. He's good enough for his own franchise. Let Bond be Bond.

I've never in my life seen a man as happy as Pierce is when he's near his fat wife. Love is real.

Last night I secret agent sandwich your sister? I dont get it

We all know how much Sup Forums hates old memes

>it eats the burger or it gets the hose again

I'd like to see it go to an unknown. Bond has a lot of great actors in their arsenal, but these franchises do themselves a disservice by casting such recognizable faces. Kills your submersion too easily.

>submersion

Obviously they're illogical escapism, but casting big names just to sell your movie can be distracting upon viewing.

the word is Immersion, nigga. am I being baited

>submersion

Naw, I'm drunk and my mind has been flooded with a constant stream of Last Jedi "subversive" shitposts. Muh bad, user.

don't care as long as he's black

Bond burgered?

sall good homie. nice trips