911 series premiere tonight at 9 on Fox

911 series premiere tonight at 9 on Fox.

>2018
>not flushing a baby down the toilet

I wanna find out if the snake survives

Fuck you Peter Krause you snake murderer

>watching network TV

>911 my son hit his head on the diving board

cringe

ehhh fuck it I'm in. Snowstorm means my commute is all of 4 feet tomorrow morning

WHERE MY TENDIES AT

Man, Nate Fisher's gotten chubby

oh fuck that's why he looked so familiar

>making 9/11 into a tv show

WHO FLUSHED THE BABY DOWN THE TOILET

oh boy here comes the baby

Has he also gotten lots of face work done?

>giving birth on the toilet and then proceeding to flush it
goddamn Mexicans I swear

He looks old to me

>LA isn't infested with subhuman trash

I wanna see the obnoxious kid get punched in the face

This is fucking ridiculous

>laughing at the baby flushing down the toilet
>sister screams at "OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO DISRESPECTFUL, DON'T YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE WILL DO THAT TO THEIR KIDS.

I'm constantly disappointed by my family everyday.

This retard rookie sucks

Gross.

If you think this show is nuts you're clearly not watching LivePD. And LivePD is actual police officers.

>60 years old

black don't crack

That dude looks good for 60

black people actually have really good aging genes. they just don't live long enough with crime and all for it to be commonplace

dad gay, so what

>to be honest I'm gay

that's not snake murdering, give me snake murdering

oooo sassy large gay black man. tumblr is going to have a field day

this is my fetish

Is it even legal to own sneks in California

>We need a strong sassy independent black woman to play a mother

I'm your girl.

>why did they flush a baby down the toilet
>why can't I punch a snake in the face

>choking to death
>a bunch of attractive firemen burst into the room and make epic quips as you slowly lose consciousness

did he give her the python?

this kid

I don't get it. He's ugly

It's a save your life thing

it's the adrenaline rush

>yfw she gets off on reptilerotic asphyxiation

>police can't trace a call

>watching premium network TV

wtf I want to see this Taraji movie now

YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD, KIDDO

I'd make it an anthology series of stories about different people who either died in the towers or were otherwise involved in the attack. In season 2 you find out the planes crashed because Desmond didn't push the button.

kek

FIRE ME NATE DADDY