Why does Apple make the WORST commercials ever?
Why does Apple make the WORST commercials ever?
would destroy his boipucci desu
Because Jobs isn’t around to bully them into making good ones anymore. Now the company’s run by a glorified rentboy and a merry cabal of San Fran stereotypes. The only competent staffer left from the Jobs era is Jony Ive.
diversity hires
They're a California-based tech company so their entire ethos and image is basically nothing but Soy Boy™
Apple makes the best commercial for their feelgood fanbase. They hit pretty much all the people under 30 and people over 30 want their phones anyway cause everyone has apples.
They know who their vocal customer base is and market perfectly to them.
Why does that little boy place his computer on grass?
what's a commercial?
They stopped employing people who knew marketing because Jobs was the king of marketing. And then he died and they were like "oh shit, does anyone know anything about marketing? how to market?". But nobody did.
this.
"Crazy Ones" in 1997 was the apex of Apple advertising.
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We miss you, Steve.
Basically this. The company overall has been coasting on the success from the Jobs era.
>being a smug cunt kid is an acceptable attitude
Should have given the kid a few hits with the belt desu.
The one with the two guitar chords played over and over while rich trust fund kids talk about doing mundane things
>not destroying her girlpussy instead
Literally 56%face lol
kind of a terrible message. Just pinch and swipe on our cute products and don't worry about how they work.
Exactly. You have to market to the welfare crowd because they always have a steady stream of tax payer income.
Apple is brilliant. Outsource your work to slave labor China and use propaganda to promote multiculturalist welfare in America.
>$120 for a system update?
because minorities can't act. the best they can do is put on their ''I'm a diversive diversity'' face.
where the fuck did you get that from
Their customer base is soyboys and YAAAS queens.
you guys are only obsessed with this commercial because you want to wreck that amerimutt pusy
This one is truly trash, but then there's those gems like
I don't know what you mean
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the paper was about weed.
It's just as bad as this shit:
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This place is the kingdom of hell
He probably has sold phones before, I know I have when Sprint used to push free iPhone 4S holy shit did every SNAP card carrying nigger line up around the block for an iPhone
Which ad is this from? I want to fuck her/him/whatever.
Not all of em are bad.
>tfw no gf to send you singing animojis
>hey kid what are you doing on your computer?
>my mom told me to go out and get some fresh air :^)
>Destroying girlpucci
What's wrong with the cheerios commercials?
>inb4 niggers
Only one of those were focused on blacks
>singing about getting BLACKED
That's what I want for Christmas, some random slut getting BLACKED on TV, how festive
It's for the ipad 10 xyz or some white shit
They try to imply that technology is moving so fast (lmfao) that computers are obsolete and the post 9/11 diaper generation doesn't know what they are...
Because they're so ""advanced""
1984 is and always was their best ad. One of the few commercials that could be said to have some artistic merit.
give it a few more years and you'll probably be seeing it in every show that isn't on BET
Because it makes people talk about them on the internet for free.
I'm really waiting for the day people just turn off tv and all forms of media and stop letting the electronic like reprogram their minds
>her/him/whatever.
whats a gender ?
>like
it's too late lad, they are already reprogramming your autocorrect
1984 was damn good too, but Crazy Ones was essentially the flagship ad to re-invent Apple and introduce it's new focus to products from the shit-storm of 1987-1996. 1984 was a great ad but the product it was showcasing was a failure, from sales. However Crazy Ones sold not a product but the rebirth of Apple, and boy did that work.
I tried writing something earlier in a nigger hate thread and I guess it autocorrected based on the implication I was making even though it wasn't a slur
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
>girlpussy
fucking homo
wonder where she is now?
>Comments are disabled for this video
Aw!
This one is even worse for me
what's a comment?
sorry took me a while
>That smart ass response at the the end
Little turd needs to be slapped.
god
Makes me want to fucking kill that muttblood for her fucking "whats a computer" comment
Meh, out of the people i know, family and workmates, it's probably 30/65 Apple/samsung with 5% htc or budget phone.
bitch is ugly as fuck now post the rest of those mutt faces they used
everyone who uses a mac is a pretentious twat so they know their target audience
jewish goblin
fun fact, in other countries they cut off their mouths to dub over in other languages
it is laughably obvious
I don't know about older kids, but my 5 and 2 year old try to swipe every screen.
Time to go full family mode.. evening news style if you catch my drift
Apple should make a similar commercial starring this "woman".
>apple makes bad commer-
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(s)he looks 10 and 17 at the same time, turns out she's thirteen
in what universe do you allow a thirteen year-old out alone in a huge city?
fuckin liberals
>you will never hatefuck the genderfluid insect-blogger girl from the "im a fucking retard that cant into computers" apple ad
who would assault a real life boglin?
What's a marketing?
xhe's like 13 dude
did you just assume my age?
City-dwellers
The irony of it
Just look what they've become
>only gotta wait like three more years then xhe's legal in my country
What are ad people like? Who comes up with this retarded shit?
MODS MODS MODS
UNDERAGE B&
The big brother figure is Steve Jobs
The colorful dyke represent chinese/bootleg PC components, coming to save us from Apple corp.
help computer
I can't wait till this gets filtered to say "I'm a huge faggot please rape my face".
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN
is tht the girl from better things?she has nce body
She's not white so she's pretty much safe to walk around a big city, nigs will ignore her
No link for the ad, dumb fuck.
Anyway, judging by the screengrab it looks precisely like what their target demographic is into.
Doesn't he play bass in White Denim?
"What's a computer?"
"Bitch you know damn well what a fucking computer is".
White women (and after them, other minority women within white countries) are the largest consumers in the world.
After them, Asian women.
Women are THE purchasers.
Commercials, popular for-profit culture and thus business and political interests are a reflection of what attracts or interests women.
That is why all of this stuff exists in the manner it does.
If men were the ones buying cheerios for their children instead of just giving their wives money to spend, you would see a difference.
If the majority of Netflix subscribers were men, and not men subscribing for their gf's or wives or kids, The Punisher would be about some dude whose wife got killed by criminals and then goes around brutally torturing and murdering a bunch of criminals in turn. Instead it needs to appeal to ladies. That's just how everything works now.
If you want to diminish this influence, men need to outspend women.
In areas where men DO outspend women there tends to be a more aggressive push/pull - see the NFL or Video Games, where, when the companies decided to implement the same policies that are common place in say, music and cinema, they faced an unexpected and severe backlash, and not one they could ignore, because it was bottom line issue.
How do you know she's not age-fluid and consent-fluid, bigot?
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all commercials a lifestyle, an idealized version of life
apple I assume is run by liberal faggots so what they put out is going to be annoying to a lot of people
>annoying
So glad to know I'm not as different from the rest as I feel
>applel wants to trap kids in their shitty mobile ecosystem with no knowledge or curiosity of how their devices work
Cyberpunk dystopia is upon us lads
That's a pretty masculine face.
>where, when the companies decided to implement the same policies that are common place in say, music and cinema
What sort of policies?
Good grief, that big nose.
>trap kids
>dystopia
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