How would NuWars be different if he was still canon?

How would NuWars be different if he was still canon?

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Was he ever canon? How does that make sense?

He was, technically. Him becoming a mindfucked slave wasn't.

Originally he was canon, since the plot of Force Unleashed is basically a more interesting Rogue One+a Mary Sue protagonist. Force Unleashed 2 was never canon.

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>a Mary Sue
I'm tired of this fucking meme

No.
He did absolutely nothing and got killed like the bitch he was.
Movies still happen the same.

He was though. Almost as bad as Rey is.

He was though. He had a connection to the force at least as strong as a Jedi Master when he was still a kid.

>bad writing is a meme
stop supporting mary sue characters and when they stop existing I will stop calling them out.

He isn't tho.
Rey does everything perfectly on the first try and doesn't get defeated
Galen Marek got fucked by his master several times.

And before you say "muh destroyer" bear in mind that this is a so over the top game that you can crash TIE fighters with the Force in the intro level, where you play as Vader

He was trained for years by Vader. And all he did as a kid was just force pull a saber. Not to mention he dies, and had Vader hand his ass to him multiple times. He’s a cool character but definitely not a Mary Sue. My only gripe with the game was the forced love interest storyline

what did lucasfilm collectively have against shakk ti anyway

Yes. George Lucas was personally involved.

no

some lonely MAGA hat-wearing virgins just wish so

That mary sue wasn't even good pre-Disney, let's not pretend the story in Force Unleashed was any good just because TLJ sucked

He pulled a Star Destroyer out of the sky, then beat Vader and the Emperor in combat. He has an edgy past and name. The blonde girl just falls in love with him for no real reason. He's a textbook Mary Sue.

>mary sue
>got destroyed countless times
>fucking died because of his emotions
>couldn't kill any of the big bads
>constantly trying to live two lives at the same time which resulted in his demise
>etc
Learn what the fuck Mary Sue is before you use it jackass. By definition, he is far too flawed to be a Mary Sue. A Mary Sue is literally perfect in everything with little to no explanation. Starkiller has more backstory and logical reasoning to his powers than Rey does. Calling Starkiller a Mary Sue is probably the stupidest memes out there. It's just wrong on SO MANY levels.

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he was the dumbest part of the eu

Lucas get hard by watching her die, that why he kept changing his mind, he has a shakk ti snuff fetish.

Again, he pulled a fucking STAR DESTROYER out of the sky. That's a powerlevel nobody in any of the movies has come anywhere close to.

>couldn't kill any of the big bads
He beat both Vader and the Emperor but chose to spare them.

Why do people think pre-Disney Star Wars was any good? All of it is cringey as fuck, especially the books.

>what is it skywalker
>KSHHHHHHH
>OH YES SHAKK FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>He pulled a Star Destroyer out of the sky
In a game whose main gimmick is being almost as exaggerated as Gendywars. Vader literally blows up huge chunks of Kashyyk trees, can make several full grown wookies fly away at the same time and you can even destroy unfortunate TIE fighters that pass by easily. While it was a retarded scene, don't act like there is some kind of consistency with the rest of the saga in terms of power.
>then beat Vader
After being defeated by him at least two times, and who knows how many times did the kid get bitchslapped during his training
>and the Emperor
Only to get killed by his Force Lightining while trying to deflect it, as Yoda did
>He has an edgy past and name.
>Get force sensitive kid to train in the dark side and keep as secret apprentice to not let your master know you are buttfucking the rule of two and thus betray him
Not so edgy or at least out of place, I mean it could even fit Maul ffs. As for the "name" it was taken for the original drafts of ANH, but I guess Darth Icky the Tricky was a better option.Wasn't it?
>The blonde girl just falls in love with him for no real reason.
Why does Leia fall in love with Han again?

>but chose to spare them.
He "spared" Vader to kill Sheev in order to save his friends and "spared" him because Kota told him that if he kills his enemies they win.
Also is not like certain Dindu didn't give Palpatine a fight and almost defeated him.

>Also is not like certain Dindu didn't give Palpatine a fight and almost defeated him.
Windu had been established as a Jedi master for a while, and he didn't solo two Sith Lords over the course of roughly 20 minutes

>every character needs to be pathethic loser who never gets shit done so I can identify with him
The state of you

And Starkiller has been established as being trained by fucking Vader to hunt Jedi (including a council member) and after that supposedly kill the Emperor together.

His whole gimmick is that he's incredibly powerful but he gets fucked anyway. If he lived a great life maybe you'd have a point, but not every powerful character is a Mary Sue.

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>darth insanius

>Darth Icky