Kelly does it again!

Kelly does it again!

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eh this one is weak

No Lady Liberty/0.

I need someone to cut out that Trump. It'll make a great reaction image

The hell is this supposed to mean?
Lack of Political Correctness leads to women being raped?
I'm having a very hard time following this comic.

I tried.

BECAUSE LADY LIBERTY ISN'T DEAD

Roger Ailes left Fox News over sexual misconduct charges

this is poking fun at that

Right wingers like to pretend that every time they get caught raping people that its a liberal scheme.

LIBERTY WILL NEVER DIE

I think the crying trump and putin makes up for it

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Ailes had many alleged sexual harassment/molestation scandals surrounding his leaving of Fox News, funnily enough being given $40M on his way out
Funny enough, liberals all over the internet didn't wait until his corpse went cold to try and piss on his grave because of how much they hate Fox News

When money is involved I'm less likely to believe the women that accuse people of sexual harassment/rape especially if it goes on for 10 years. These women settle for tens of millions of dollars.

>accuse Roger Ailes
>accuse Bill O'Reilly
>accuse Sean Hannity
>accuse Julian Assange

You just don't understand Kelly's genius

>putin
It literally says O'Reilly on his shirt, m8

This. Women are always going to put securing themselves financially over telling the truth.

The assange case was more the woman being pressured by the government itself though.

Meh, when feinstein kicks it Ill be playing ding dong the witch is dead with my guns so fair's fair.

Should have given them 'not smiles' rather than just sheer terror.

Was there ever a time when Kelly didn't do it?
And nice trips.

>news organization has news from a non-liberal point of view
>"autistic screeching"

They're not even that conservative

Feinstein is a Lich though, not even Stan could take on her.

You need to physically go and destroy her dark magic so that her wretched vessel crumbles into burning venom dust.

Well yeah, he deserved to die. He did more damage to the country than anyone other than the Koch brothers.

The real tragedy is that he didn't die sooner.

It is user, it is.

You realize court is about prosecuting criminals for damages and recouping loses. That usually involves money. None of these guys are gonna go to prison for raping these women so the only way for them to pay is in cash.

Boomer cuckservatives having their delusions pandered to isn't THAT harmful user, just your run of the mill bourgeois bullshit

If you think about it, heaven is a far more terrifying concept than hell. Yes, you get tortured in hell, but in heaven you're permanently happy and free of desires, so pretty much a vegetable on morphine.

>We have reached the day and age where Fox fucking "news" is considered not that conservative

/qa/ was right.

They were never really liberal or conservative, all they do is fear-monger and push the corporate agenda. The second a news outlet is sponsored by someone who is interested in putting out a certain type of news rather than simply delivering the important facts, it stops being news.

Have you ever been on morphine? It's fucking awesome. I could live with that.

>Earth

I guess user thought that conservatives are something that actually exists and not just a rebranding effort by the Republicans to distance themselves from the bush administration.

the corporate agenda is a conservative agenda because corporations own the conservative parties

>They were never really liberal or conservative
They were definitely conservative user.

They own the liberal agenda too.

They own everything. They own you.

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Assange case is a little different, but yeah I get what you mean

>implying there's a difference between liberalism and conservatism besides who pays whom

DESU Reagan probably did more damage by enabling Ailes.

>Ended Fairness Doctrine, opening the door to polarize the media
>Polarized media polarizes electorate
>Polarized electorate consumes raw uncut stupidity for decades on end
>Instead of responsible liberal and conservative parties, we now have Supply-Side Jesus nut-jobs and a center-right military-industrial "left wing"

So, yeah, fuck Ailes, but Reagan made him possible.

>crying Trump
Fucking poetry

Point taken.

No he doesn't

No Fairness Doctrine enables broadcasters to be as populist as possible.
Center-right "left wing" is the least populist version of left wing politics so how is this related.

>No Fairness Doctrine enables broadcasters to be as populist as possible.

[citation needed]

Are you fucking nuts?

Both sides have become extremely populist. the libs just pretend the aren't, but their collegue sycophamts show otherwise

> liberals
> populist

Maybe if they had actually embraced Sanders, but no, definitely not

Hell even republicans still fight against populist Trump, neither party is really very populist at all

>You just don't understand Kelly's genius
Let's be real here, user. A vast majority of people here praising Kelly are likely just bandwagoning and acting like they fully understand in order to fit in.

Uh, that's a sweatdrop.

>They're not real conservatives
The classic excuse.

That's demagoguery. Populism refers to pandering to the population at large, which is more than overindulged insular-minded college kids in coastal cities.

I consider myself a reasonably intelligent human bean and I had to have kelly explained to me before I got the joke. Good satire, maybe too good?

I wonder how many of the people who still shit on an irrelevant broadcast like fox news are just as eager to defend CNN despite them being just as biased of a network and just as eager to fear monger

Well I mean they're both owned by partnering- I'm sorry "Rival" Companies so it's kind of ridiculous to worry about either one biased. Why are americans so ignorant they'd seriously argue over whether Corporation Blue Broadcast network is more credible than Corporate Red Broadcast station?

>Why are americans so ignorant they'd seriously argue over whether Corporation Blue Broadcast network is more credible than Corporate Red Broadcast station?

Have you seen how """"""politics"""""" work over there? They don't give a shit about anything but spiting the opposing side to prove to their own that they're good little bootlickers.

no user you don't get it, biased reporting is fine as long as it appeals to my biases

You act like liberals don't use that exact same excuse all the time when their beloved "woke" leaders turn out to be corporate drone-bombing shills

Nah son, CNN ain't even that bad. MSNBC tries to be as far left as FoxNews is right and gets closer every day. CNN's failure is they attempt to be, and tell everyone they are, unbiased and thats a lie.
I think the news hour on PBS is the best news on American tv. Shields and Brooks political discussion on fridays? Can't beat it mang

Needs a third figured by Trump and O'Reilly. Someone that's related to Fox but doesn't actually make sense. Like Al Bundy.

Putin.

I actually thought O'Reilly was Putin for a minute.

>and piss on his grave because of how much they hate Fox News
Or maybe they hate sexyual harrassement. I mean, Bill Cosby Was rather on the left, that didn't stop liberal to call out and mock him at every turn because of his sexual assault. So it kind of prove your point wrong.

> Bill Cosby
> the left

nah, they disowned him for being a cranky old black man who didn't blame everything wrong with the black community on white people

FOR THE BRAZILIAN ANONS

I want to do a Kelly inspired comic about the current state of Brazil.

Any ideas?

I'm sure that if Soros ever dies you'll be respectful

>a billionaire financial terrorist is comparable to some random news anchor

There's so many shit people in this world that I'd be only satisfied with nuclear war wiping us all out

This. cosby was our guy
sure, he had stuff to say about guns, but he spoke from EXPERIENCE
he said that HE PERSONALLY as a young black man on the street felt overempowered by having a gun, and it caused him to get into trouble he would otherwise have wisely run from. he said having a gun in your house is one thing, but having one on your person shouldnt be used as a substitute for calling the cops, because even the cops call the cops

he also said people are too hard on obama because they dont know what the office of the president actually covers or doesn't cover.. something which subtly also applies to bush

he was never a lefty, he's personal responsibility personified. he did a bunch of fucked up shit in the 70s because it was the 70s and everyone was on coke and luudes, then he spent the rest of his life trying to keep other young black people from going the same route he did.. without actually admitting to any of it, because they ruin your life if you do that

I used all my skills on MS paint to enhance it.

added alpha layer

>CNN ain't even that bad

I sure am glad they have the courage and integrity to dedicate an entire segment to how much dessert the President eats.

>We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don’t know a damned thing about Africa. With names like Shaniqua, Shaligua, Mohammed and all that crap and all of them are in jail
Fucking kek, and this is coming from someone who is actually African

Still makes me laugh.

But there's lots of people called Mohammed in Africa wtf

>CNN ain't even that bad

Names of Arabic origin are (or at least used to) be pretty common in the black community, names like Rakim or Kareem, this speech was given in 2004 but Cosby was born in the 30s so he probably saw the rise in these type of names at some point

Or people who think they're 100% genuine whenever they talk about conservatism but are ironic when they don't

They're literally a propaganda machine at this point. Go on their website and any day of the week it's 80% Anti-Trump shit. Even if you don't like the guy, he's not Hitler 2.0 and even if you disagree with him on most issues his presidency has been far from a total failure so far. They absolutely refuse to say anything positive about his administration at all even when they do cool shit like fund a Mars mission and they go above and beyond to find the most asinine stuff to make articles about so they can get in their 12 "Anti-Trump" opinion pieces a day.

ME TOO!

Holy shit that's disgusting

That's the slave name they earned when they became muslim. Their African names are getting subsumed by approves muslim names. It's as much to be proud of their muslim name as their Irish names like Tyrone and Shaquille

They like to talk about how the white man stole their cultural identity when it was already stolen by the brown people.

>polarize the media

Lol

>if you don't support endless wars for oil u r not real patroit!!!1!

Fox news is not conservative, fox news is "conservative" for retarded jingoistic 60 year olds who lose nothing from sending 18 year olds to battlezones to fight random dunecoons who just want to be left alone to fuck their goats.

>news hour on PBS
Fuck yes, that's good stuff.

I wasn't mad we went and BTFO sand niggers for oil,. im pissed they let isreal kill our own to get us in. You can argue it being a war ran by the isrealis, it is certainly, but we are the ones who will get the most benefit out of colonizing the ME, not them when they are in the middle of pissed of arab lands as we agitate the hives next to them with our pea shooters. Modern politics is a fucking mess.

I have no problem with colonization of third world areas, its a benefit to both parties, but to false flag into it and also tell us how morally wrong it is to colonize?

> colonize

nobody is colonizing anything and nobody has for a long time

the whole war is a dumb clusterfuck and the only people who won't admit it by this point are dumb fuckup boomers who are going to die before they realize how much they fucked this country up

don't feel obligated to defend them, history isn't going to remember them well

>at some point

It was after Cassius Clay changed his name to Mohammed Ali.

>It was after Cassius Clay changed his name to Mohammed Ali.
no it wasn't you dummy

african americans taking up arab names is Nation of Islam shit, it goes way back

she may be hiding.

>They're literally a propaganda machine at this point. Go on their website and any day of the week it's 80% Anti-Trump shit

Sounds like the rest of the internet famalam.

>Fox news is not conservative, fox news is "conservative" for retarded jingoistic 60 year olds
and real socialism hasnt been tried yet!!!!!!!!

Honestly seems "too obvious' for a kelly. Like it would have been funnier if it showed him in Hell.

Oh yes, and the "retraction" on Seth Rich was just as honorable and truthful.

I'm not sure why Kelly would depict a man who he'd see as just having an old fashioned good time of grabbing women's asses as belonging in hell. Seems a bit contrary to the character.

>fund a Mars mission
You know fuck all on how much that would actually cost apparently. Does that automatically give him the excuse to cut social programs so his "buddies" get tax cuts for no reason other than claiming it will grow the economy by 2 trillion dollars?

Why would he put the guy from Jaws in hell??

Sure Kelly would like the Fox guy but its too obvious for me.

burn in hell parasite

I get that it's an obvious joke. I'm just not sure how you can flip it on its head and still make sense. Too many people probably WANT him in hell, it probably wouldn't come off as satire.

>parasite
Oh yes user, go Galt, I want to see how long you last without modern amenities and people to do menial labor at a fraction of the cost.

Which was popularized by Mohammed Ali. Yes, obviously they existed before, but he was the one that made it huge.

>ever
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