The New York Times wrote >A relentlessly ugly, unpleasant, often incoherent assault on the senses from Brazil. From New York Post >It boggles the mind to think that Elite Squad won the top prize at the prestigious Berlin Film Festival in February. From the Hollywood reporter >Poorly structured and at times incoherent. Variety >A one-note celebration of violence-for-good that plays like a recruitment film for fascist thugs.
You don't have the right to criticize triggered "leftists" or "sjws" when you get triggered by every second movie that comes out lmao.
Andrew Robinson
We are already off to a good start I see.
David Green
>lmao Upvoted fellow xD lmao
Julian Kelly
Do you think Nascimento enjoyed a good bowl of Sopa de Macao?
Carson Green
>its another Sup Forumstards get triggered episode jesus fucking christ. give me a break.
Brayden Moore
You're a fag, op
Camden Watson
t. r/le_drumpf
Andrew Parker
Watch some decent movies made by white people
Eli Hill
OP delivered.
Sebastian Kelly
They like it actually
Matthew Moore
And not that jungle mexican shit
Bentley Torres
Wtf, i'm a Sup Forumstard and burger now!
Leo Ross
...
Gabriel Allen
>triggered
Benjamin Smith
American sniper
Kayden Rogers
the Sup Forumstard who made this was so dumb he didn't know that he could use Inspect Element lmao
Leo Flores
...
Ayden Morales
The bucket list.
For some reason that movie makes the liberal lose it
Chicago Tribune Sid Smith >A manipulative look at dying with dignity and a lame yarn about as realistic as the fantasy in “The Princess Bride.”
Chicago Sun-Times >Roger Ebert A movie about two old codgers who are nothing like people, both suffering from cancer that is nothing like cancer, and setting off on adventures that are nothing like possible.
Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek >Any moron can make a bad movie. But it takes a special breed of schemer to make a picture as shameless as The Bucket List.
Ayden Nguyen
>The stoning of Soraya M Movie about Muslims stoning a poor woman. Metacritic 50 user score 8.
Washington Post >Iranian American director Cyrus Nowrasteh, co-writing with wife Betsy Giffen Nowrasteh, has amplified the basic elements of Suraya's story into the worst kind of exploitive Hollywood melodrama, presented under the virtuous guise of moral outrage.
NYT >Thoroughly blurs the line between high-minded outrage and lurid torture-porn.
Lucas Gonzalez
...
Nathan Hughes
That's a good one.
Anthony James
>the bucket list Holy shit wasn't kidding lol
Wtf is wrong with them?
Angel Stewart
>Film critic Roger Ebert, in a scathing 1967 review of the (unauthorized) American version of the film, calls it "racist" and claims that it "slanders a continent". He notes the opening narration and subtitles:
>"Europe has abandoned her baby," the narrator mourns, "just when it needs her the most." Who has taken over, now that the colonialists have left? The advertising spells it out for us: "Raw, wild, brutal, modern-day savages!"[9]
>In West Germany, a protest movement against the film emerged after Africa Addio was awarded by the state-controlled movie rating board (Filmbewertungsstelle Wiesbaden). The protest was chiefly organized by the Socialist German Student Union (SDS) and groups of African students. In West Berlin, the distributor resigned from showing the film after a series of demonstrations and damage to cinemas. Today, the protests against Africa Addio are regarded as being the first anti-racist movement in German history.
Washington Post Desson Thomson >Soccer needs this movie like Georgia needed "Deliverance."
^^lol
Matthew Gomez
>The New York Post's Kyle Smith wrote that the film would have pleased "Adolf's boys,"[101] and Slate's Dana Stevens compares the film to The Eternal Jew, "as a textbook example of how race-baiting fantasy and nationalist myth can serve as an incitement to total war."[102] Roger Moore, a critic for the Orlando Sentinel, relates 300 to Susan Sontag's definition of "fascist art."
Elijah Williams
This flick assblasted a lot of stormies. >inb4 national-SOCIALISM is not leftism Shiggy.
Daniel Cooper
"Kingsman the secret service"
Slant Magazine Chris Cabin Feb 9, 2015 >It's tructured in familiar, safe terms, plays for very low stakes, and appeals to no one so much as white, male teenagers with chips on their shoulders.
Observer Rex Reed Feb 11, 2015 >Expensive, derivative and boring as mattress ticking masquerading as designer fabric.
New York Post Kyle Smith Feb 11, 2015 >Kingsman: The Secret Service borrows the tone, story, characters and humor of “Kick-Ass,” only this time in a 007 world instead of Batman’s. Nearly everything it does, it does poorly: This one is “Weak-Ass.”
Ayden Gomez
>300 eternal jew Lol they are nuts
Jackson Jenkins
>le nazis are teh real leftists!!! kys cuckservative
Christian Collins
Tropa de Elite 1 and 2 were pretty good though you nerd
Jace Smith
Is anyone saying they weren't, apart from butthurt leftists?
Ethan Sanchez
There's a super-leftist guy online who made a three hour diatribe about how much he hates pic related.
Brandon Barnes
SAW
Chicago Reader J.R. Jones >Sicko horror film from Australia, whose sadism is topped only by its absurdity
USA Today Mike Clark >Becomes exceedingly disgusting when it wallows in the psychological torture of a child, a no-no under any circumstances.
You hear that Aussies? NO-NO!
Jack Ward
Bright
>Bright’s mishandling of sensitive topics that deserve to be handled with care is so mind-boggling audacious that it quickly starts to feel like an insult to actual activism groups. (...) It’s not just disappointing and insulting, but it’s borderline dangerous. Bright’s mishandling of sensitive subjects seems to deliver a message: diversity hires are bad; police brutality is necessary; certain lives matter less than others.
>It’s rare to see a movie so toxic that it manages to raise multiple red flags before the very first shot, but “Bright” is a special piece of work.
>Nothing about this film makes sense, the effects and design look terrible, the dialogue is cringeworthy, it’s bursting at the seams with offensive Chicanx gangland stereotypes, and the actors—save poor Joel Edgerton—all seem to be mailing it in. Oh, and if all that weren’t enough, the screenwriter sounds like a total creep.
Isaiah Roberts
but I'm probably a butthurt leftist by your metric
Lucas Jenkins
>No-no No-no
Aaron Adams
This was certified fresh when it came out, mc usually has the rt score 10% points lower but I remember it was in the green. They revised the scores to suit their personnel, I've known this for quite some time, and stopped paying attention to trivial scores.
Zachary Flores
Little does he know tropa de elite was made by leftists and Nascimento Actor (Wagner Moura) is a big leftist and the whole message of the second movie is that the millitary police it's corrupted by the inside and out with no good cops left and that it needs to end The movie has nice action scenes though
Anthony Rogers
What's so triggering about it? Haven't seen it.
Xavier Bennett
>bright Holy shit I'm actually surprised how bad those reviews are.
Gavin Rogers
Little does he know that leftists didn't get any if it because they are retarded.
Jason Lopez
what are we going to do about it brosren?
Parker Rodriguez
but they are right. its lame
Kayden Gonzalez
The second movie is 100% leftist propaganda including basing the main character (Nascimento) into an IRL Faggot Called Pimentel,who actually preached for the end of the Rio Millitary Police Also the movie was funded by PSOL (Brazil Socialist party)
Xavier Richardson
The movie challenged liberal SJW's several times throughout. Makers of the movie were too moderate for their delicate taste.
Not really accurate. You might want to read the response to the critics they gave and the movie does call out leftwing activism while still serving the message of corruption.
Charles Morris
I thought it was a good documentary, was pretty harsh on the europeans for leaving africa in the state it was in. Brave reporters to, they actually got shot at a few times
Tyler Robinson
Black Hawk Down
Tyler Nelson
captain phillips triggered the french press a lot : le evil americans vs le poor somalians, even though the movie did a great job humanizing the pirates.
Cooper Nelson
No movie triggers a commie quite as hard as Atlas Shrugged.
Zachary Gonzalez
>but I'm probably a butthurt leftist by your metric You might be, but it's pretty undeniable that the critical reaction to the first film was politically motivated. Your example isn't an argument against an a trend.
David Cook
Shoot, might actually see Bright now
Noah Adams
make our own market-efficient hollywood. we will drop holly and call it wood for short.
Evan Rogers
The sequel sucked. Obviously they bent over.
In Sweden reviews were much funnier. They gave it the worst scores and raged about hero getting awarded anal sex with their Swedish princess, some demanding it to be banned lol
Robert Green
The first movie maybe but the second one is just pure leftist trash They had to spin a complete 180 to try to make that millitias aren't even a real threat compared to organized crime Also Nascimento Character butchering is fucking awful to watch but i didn't expect anymore of it since he's based of an irl faggot (Pimentel)
Nathan Miller
>It's a "Sup Forums users are insecure about their politics so they create a thread crying about it" Remind me again how you people are any better than the opponents that you hate when both of you just whine and cry all they?"
Benjamin Hill
the whole scheme just stinks, so there
Carson Richardson
Team America
Jayden Murphy
>Sup Forums users pls
Bentley Cook
I'm very secure about my politics, faggot. Tiocfaidh ár lá!
Aiden James
>the red pill
Los Angeles Times Katie Walsh Oct 13, 2016 >Jaye never gets to her original question about rape culture, and ultimately twists herself in knots to justify the movement’s misogynist rhetoric.
Score:0
Village Voice Alan Scherstuhl Oct 13, 2016 >Jaye acknowledges in the opening and closing minutes that MRAs sometimes spew nasty garbage online, but she never presses them on this in her many interviews. Instead, she lets them moan about how hard it is to be a dude in 2016.
Score:0
Everyone else refused to review it leaving it a metacritic score of "tbd" because not enough reviews. User score: 8.8
William Flores
You seem triggered.
Jaxson Morgan
>Blue is the Warmest Colour got me laid
>Any random three of this thread's movies >try to talk to her about aggregate scores wouldn't put out
Assail this.
Jonathan Smith
I am a critic. I critique you.
Michael Wood
>the 2nd movie triggers libertarian babbys just as much Brilliant dilogy.
Jack Allen
>Two scientists are placed in hibernation and should be awaken after three years. But when they wake up, it turns out that it has been fifty years, and they are the only two males in a new, underground society composed exclusively of women. imdb.com/title/tt0088083/ youtube.com/watch?v=lwleaxA0ps0
>The ancient empires fall, the dark-skinned peoples fade and even the demons of antiquity gasp their last, but over all stands the Aryan barbarian, white-skinned, cold-eyed, dominant, the supreme fighting man of the earth. - Robert E. Howard
Lincoln Wilson
The Brown Bunny, The Longest Yard with Burt Reynolds knocking a woman out lol, Gran Torino, Dirty Harry, Star 80 with Eric Roberts in best ending ever, Driving Miss Daisy yessir lol, Gone with the Wind, Hardcore, The Toy, Deadbeat at Dawn
William Perry
Nice ones. Not surprised by gran torino. Leftists hate Clint.
Joseph Rodriguez
Jesus fuck at that last one the car chase. Miracle the cops didn't blast them all. How fucking dumb can you be, that bitch and her son even more retarded.
Mason Myers
>"but if you have to wonder what the stance is, the film isn’t doing its job."
That line is so wrong on so many fucking levels I wanna punch someone.
Ryder Robinson
That's leftwingers for you. Report the news with a slant or don't report it at all.
Bentley Stewart
it was dece breh
Carter Stewart
I'm still not getting netflix again.
Dylan Smith
Yeah it isn't worth it unless already subbed
Elijah White
Alt-right would make a killer indie label from all the persecution and marginalization they got. Would sell hotter than mall pancakes. Underground as fuck.
Brandon Fisher
>Unironically using the word "triggered" That sure is some self-awareness right there.
Jayden Foster
>Directed by an Iranian
Jack Nelson
>"London has fallen is Donald Trump in film form." Lol dumb bitch
>triggered
Logan Ward
>reeeeeeee You ok there buddy?
>it's the perfect movie for Trumps America Wow, talk about glowing praise kek now I have to go see it.
Cameron Sullivan
On second thought nah, I'd rather keep posting here about our troubles
Nathaniel Adams
The scene with the black tar doll always creeped me the fuck out.
