It’s a Trumans severe ocd get’s in the way of things again episode

>It’s a Trumans severe ocd get’s in the way of things again episode

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>it's a Truman's sets 2018 goals but he is already procrastinating in Sup Forums at 3:00 am

>It's a Truman gets dubs on his favorite image board episode
always check these out
>It's a Truman's mother confirms she hates him too episode
had a feeling that's where they were heading with the plot this season but i still don't like it

>That one season where the entire arc was Truman slowly swallowing the red pill

>those seasons where Truman's family expected greatness from him, but he only ever performed slightly above average

Previews for next season make it seem like he might accidentally slip up and take the black pill. Depressing stuff.

This one hit way too close to home

Rumors from the production team insider are saying it might actually be the Bog pill

>it's a truman crossdresses in his wife's clothes and anally masturbates with a dildo episode

No way he has access to that

How many more times are they going to have Truman's anxiety prevent him from things like sending a simple email?

Some character development is overdue here.

>tfw there's an entire season which he just wants to spend time alone in his room.

Is Truman gonna be ok?

>those scenes where Truman pretends not to know much about something, in a failed attempt to seem like everyone else

>It’s a Truman realizes that no matter what he does with his life he’s still just a slightly evolved chimpanzee on a giant blue rock hurtling in a void episode

>that episode where Truman can’t look at criticism for a paper he turned in or listen to the voicemail from a prospective employer
I don’t know why he does this stuff.

>It’s a Truman has to bring a form into a college office for something totally unimportant but has to go into a nearby bathroom and splash his face with water to prepare himself episode

>those episodes when Truman tries to build rapport with his favorite professor during office hours, but comes off nervous and awkward

I'll never forget those scenes during Truman's senior year of college when he has a class with some people he really gets along with, but their friend group is too well established for him to join

>Truman actually goes to office hours
What a fucking dork.

>It’s a Truman is really good looking and has become incredibly convincing at being sociable, funny, aloof, and calm to other people but is 24/7 dying inside over his severe social anxiety without anyone knowing season
>Those episodes where hot girls try to make out with Truman but he’s so paralyzed by fear that he doesnt know what to do
>Those episodes where Truman has to much to drink and starts to get depersonalization symptoms at parties and goes completely quiet until he sobers up

That was when the showrunners wrote most of Truman's friends out of the show, so he relied on professors for social interaction throughout the week.

>It's a "Truman molests his sleeping dog" episode

Yikes

That’s incredibly depressing. Hopefully Truman can find some kind of social interaction elsewhere.

Well, the plot in that season had Truman befriending a lot of older students. The showrunners opted to have most of them graduate a year or two before Truman, but didn't replace them with many new characters.

Truman's old supporting cast make guest appearances every couple months, but it isn't the same as the early college seasons. Looking forward to next season, when he joins the workforce.

Absolutely delete this

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>it's a Truman gets up past midday episode

episode? more like an entire season.

especially that multi-part christmas special where Truman missed out on lots of activities with friends and family because of his sleeping habits

literally every year

>be my younger brother and I
>after seeing Truman show we hatch a scheme
>we try to convince our older brother that his life is the Truman Show
>he's kind of dumb so our chances are good
>every morning on the walk to school we work our magic
>tell him how else would so much crazy stuff happen to him
>he's gotta be the main character of a sitcom, there's no other explanation
>repeat every morning on walk to school
>begins to believe us after about a week
>younger bro and my face when

>it's a "Truman doesn't bother with New Years Resolutions anymore because of his proven inability to change," episode

hmmm usually I can't relate to Truman-shit but this one is good

>its a Truman has some type of painful cyst on his testicle but doesn't care enough about living to go to the doctor episode

Doing this to own brother
Absolutely heretical and kys

>It's a Truman goes to a bar where he lots of people he used to hang out will be
>he is nervous because of arguments a few years ago
>turns out people barely remember and are genuinely happy to see him
>has great night

Don't psyche yourselves out, anons

Ingrown hair probably.

Pretty good episode, although the sweating before he went to the bar was a bit over the top

>Truman having friends
I don’t remember that season.

The veiled disappointment from Truman's parents was especially well written, I thought

>Its a Truman has a large social circle after losing his NEET status and gets invited everywhere but deep down just wants to go home and watch anime away from everyone episode

I dont know there was an episode where it swelled to a marble size and turned black and blue kind of that made Truman pass out from the pain one time

you might not have reached that story arc yet. But keep slogging on through. That story is worth waiting for.

>that episode when Truman got really drunk and started putting random stuff up his butt. Ya know just to see what it felt like

>that season when Truman's high metabolism began to slow down, leaving him skinnyfat with terrible eating habits

I wonder if he'll ever get enough motivation to start working out.

Just make sure Truman bock his nose when his doctor runs a scalpel over the top of it, and changes his bandage every day.

Go to the doc, son.
You can't shitpost if you're dead.
Plus you get good drugs for testicular pain.

>Its a Truman gets the clap episode

>that episode when another group of friends merges with Truman's own group only to slowly push him out of his social circle

>tfw when Truman can't handle life outside the wall and goes back home.......well this is awkward

same but while being sober
also seeing how many fingers he could fit up there
but at the time i was having a psychotic episode and thought i was hearing voices but i dont think there was any connection between the two

skinny fat too
went for a run the other day and started and stopped alot came home and almost threw up
not sure if ill keep at it

Think about why you did it in the first place. Good luck user

>It's a truman knows he has liver pain but continues drinking daily to socialize and still decides not to tell any close family because he wants to die episode

>its a truman starts the new year off fresh and stops fapping and deleted all his porn bookmarks to avoid temptation

It will be easier the next time.

its not a big deal ive seen people in practice at school puke during running.

>its a Truman edges for 5 hours episode

>it's a Truman spends 2 whole months not doing a single bit of work on his masters project that needs to be done by March

due tomorrow
not a single word

>its a Truman's insomnia starts acting up again so he watches japanese pro wrestling at 4 am episode

Isnt gaslighting illegal?

>its a Trueman spends 3 hours shaving his ass so he can shit clear and save money on toilet paper

>The episode where Truman had really bad gas so he just drove around in his car farting and enjoying the smell of his farts

>Trumans
>get’s

>Its a Truman spends hours online posting in a forum about a show about a guy waiting for someone to replying to his posts while not reading anyone else's

quick rundown?

>he’s still just a slightly evolved chimpanzee on a giant blue rock hurtling in a void episode

globetard logic

don't stop man
it will get better

>It's a Truman lives in a sober house and has no headphones so he can't watch Japanese pro wrestling without being embarassed episode
Truly depressing

literally me

>Its a Truman reads a wholesome thread and feels good episode

>It's a Truman gets an erection by trying to insert a wooden stick in his duck's anus episode

Join in the conversation user. Don't wait for the world to come to you.

>mostly wholesome

>it's a Truman tries to OD, get's blackout drunk and wakes up to realise that not only he is still alive but also that he shat himself episode

>its a "Truman's sisters stopped talking to him last year because his life hasn't changed and they know there's nothing new to talk about and they didn't even wish Truman a merry Christmas" episode

wow dark but bold artistic decision, lets see how it goes

>that better part of a decade where Truman did just that

pretty amazed they didn't just cancel the show right then and there

>Truman actually went to office hours
when I turned off the show tbqh, don't need to watch some try-hard, does-his-work fucker

I felt happy for Truman but was sad when they showed the other characters talking shit about him the next day

whats the point of that, they didn't need to include that

Doing your work is one thing, going to talk to a professor to ask him questions that could easily be answered by google is a whole other level of try hard.

>its a truman invites a buddy over to hang our for a few days but has to sneak off to the bathroom to jerk off every 3 hours because its been years since he hasnt jerked off 5 times a day episode

>its a Truman wonders when was the last time he actually felt a real emotion episode

>it’s a Truman visits his buddy’s place for a long weekend and whenever he wants to jerk off he turns his WiFi on his phone off and uses his dataout of paranoia that his friend will be able to see what weird porn he’s looking at
Were the writers just fucking around or is such a technical feat even possible?

i know this is late and slow but i only recently realized the true depth of this quality meme is that people are inserting their own life events and issues into a situation in the fictional truman show

>its THE "Truman realizes he's in the show" episode

>it’s a Truman realizes how much of fucking idiot he is and then embarrasses himself by admitting it to everyone else
Top tier writing.

Episode

>its a Truman fucks up a post and them closes the tab and does something else for a few hours to avoid seeing the mocking replies episode

guys please stop

Truman would never get embarrassed about something so trivial. Doesn’t fit his character. He much rather worry about if he’s actually gonna get this job he’s in the hiring process of or if something will go wrong like has happened time and time again.

>it's a truman lands a job interview but manages to fuck up the interview once again episode
can't they get more creative with the plot?

>It's a Truman spends his time masturbating instead of sleeping with his GF because he's so desensitized that human contact almost disgusts him because he might actually be an undiagnosed sociopath episode

Gee whiz, you'd think they'd try to make it a little less obvious

Part of the lesson Truman learnt that night was Truman's old friends have their own lives and he doesn't figure that largely in them.

Yeah it's certainly possible to monitor traffic on a wifi network
It's not easy but it can be done.

>it's a Truman gets rejected by the most attractive woman in the Trumanverse who teases him and mocks him for ever thinking he was on her level and he goes home and just let's it blow off is back for a while but months later he still thinks of her out there in the city living her life still believing she got the last laugh at his expense because he had the audacity to try to speak to her and he finally just finds her on facebook and sees she works at a hardware store and e parks his car outside until closing hours, nervously sitting there in disbelief that he's really doing this and watches her finally leave and get in her car, and he drives away feeling like a lunatic and doesn't do anything for a few weeks, then one night the indignant rage swells up again and he sits out and watches her and this time he follows her car to her house and just keeps driving feeling like he really has a problem and needs to stop, and he goes home and decides enough is enough and he's not doing that shit again just let it go, but finally he thinks one more time about how arrogant she acted, as if she were some God above a peasant like him, and he goes to her house with a hacksaw at night and breaks in, then yanks her out of her bed by her hair and starts sawing apart her face while screaming about how pretty she'll look now, gouging out one eye but leaving the other so she can still see her monstrous deformed face int he mirror when he's done and saws off one of her breasts as well after hacking her face apart and then leaves and breaks the saw into a million pieces and drops it in the ocean then goes home and feels oddly relieved, like he can live his life again episode
>the next episode the girl has moved out of the house and disappeared because the terrorized actress playing the girl quit the show but gets nothing because in her contract she waived any right to sue over physical harm done by Truman because no one suspected he'd ever hurt a fly

>it's a Truman spends his teenage years coming up with more and more elaborate ways to stimulate himself while jerking off which culminates in sticking a balloon on an electric pump up his ass and lightly inflating and deflating it inside to give himself an instant prostate orgasm that shoots his jizz all the way against the far wall and then has to take panic steps disposing of the shitty balloon so his parents won't find it by washing it for and hour and cutting it to pieces but he forgets to put away the pump and his mom asks him why it was out and he quickly tries to say he was trying to fill a bike tire which satisfies her enough as an answer episode
>it's a later in the series he keeps pushing the expansion of the balloons further and further for more and more extreme orgasmic stimulation until one day the balloon pops inside his ass and the air farts out of him in a huge painful burst and blood does as well and he is terrified trying to dig the broken balloon bits out of his rectum with his fingers desperately clawing inside himself to avoid a trip to the hospital to ruin his life and he doesn't tell anyone for a few days and nothing bad seems to happen but he swears he's never putting shit up there ever again but within a month he's back at it with a thicker balloon type

Great story arc.

>it's a Truman decides to get the water drain in his pool to suck his asshole episode

>seasons 14-20 consist mainly of Truman jacking off for the entire day