So... what - exactly - is Netflix selling in this ad?

...

FUCK YOU AND FUCK DRUMPF

They are selling crabs

r the crabs ok?

that's fucking barbaric

how so?

Are they already dead?

100% brainlet

Cuckoldry and bbc

Go back to tumblr soyboy

Is that an automatic crab killing machine?

They're killed quickly and efficiently, what more do you want?

chill. Maybe you should be angry towards your girlfriend sucking that black cock on the next room instead of being triggered by an image.

Ugh... just eat soylent instead you barbarian

looks like i picked the wrong time to go on a low crab diet!

BBC subscriptions

What's the point of promoting diversity if the only couples allowed on tv are BMWF?

The mechanical efficiency and soullessness of the whole thing. It's nothing like killing crabs to eat yourself. We distance ourselves further from our environment by inventing this machine that mediates our relationship and interaction with the world around us.

>I want to depend on machines to survive
I bet you feel like a hunter when you pick up McDonald's, fatty.

I want people to kill and clean their own crab, not rely on machines to do it. That machine doesn't even do it quickly, it's created for the spectacle of the whole thing.

ok fella, time to go home. we get it, you like posting bbc in different Sup Forums threads.

Holy shit, I hope this is bait

You are so retarded I can't believe it. I actually can't believe it. Is this how Amerimutts actually think? Is this the product of their education system?

Me in the back

I dunno OP...cuckoldry maybe?
Not interested btw.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

What the fuck does that mean fuck off to rrredddddittt you pretentious fuck

Fuck you kid

I'm not an American like your retarded ass

16/10 stop posting so well

culture is getting fucking hilarious now
I'm almost glad that I'm a loser. It allows a sense of detachment to better enjoy this fucking retarded shit
I just hope I never have to bash anybody's face in with a hammer because culture got so bad that the world became tribal again, and there's raiders after my resources

Looks like that one moves it's arms when it gets scooped up so no. However the first cut looks like it goes pretty deep into the center. I don't know much about crab anatomy but this probably kills the crab.

You don't let strangers run a train on your girlfriend? Psh it's 2018 now, you need to accept the future.

this desu

me in the back

...

...

>Cohencidence

DA JOOS
A

J
O
O
S

yes

What's wrong with this?

democrats HATE white people

white people stand in their way

who the fuck keeps posting this

Who's the target for this showw? Californians?

holy shit
kek

they think that targetting the heavy pornography user or associating their product with having your relationship partner fuck other people is something that consumers will respond well to.

Or they think that simply making something so shocking will get publicity and people talking or go viral and they'll get more sales even though most people have a disgust response when viewing the advert. "all publicity is good publicity" philosophy.

s-snibity s-snap D--:

where is this from?

they want Sup Forums to flood the comments with anti jewish and racist material, so that articles can be written about how youtube needs stricter moderation

basically

its like that part in LEXX

roflmao

WIIITEEE BOOOOOIII BTFOOO

do you think that if they keep this up maybe this will backfire on jews and anti-Semitism will actually become somewhat common? enough to impact jews negatively?

Yeah, they should romanticize the whole thing, beat the crab to death against the rock while tearfully reciting poetry

absolutely

Yes. At the moment it is too much of a taboo, so it will take a few more years.

It's literally the opposite of barbaric.

THE CRABS ARE ALREADY DEAD YOU FUCKING BRAINLETS

No theyre not, idiot. You can clearly see one move his front legs when he gets picked up.

>exactly - is Netflix selling in this ad?
just so you know, the blonde bitch is supposed to be in open relationship with the nigger

so, both the white boy and the nigger are cucks.

Strogification

Based Steve

based retard how can one man be so based

Maybe it was just unlisted before it was publicly revealed? And these people somehow managed to find it?

holy shit, underrated as fuck

Are you feeling it now, mister krabbs?

It's a bot pasta or it started as and now retards are doing it

No you can't.

>google search literally just comes up with "breast"

Yeah better to hire 20 chugs to do the work of one of those robots. Chugs are useful also because they employ local law enforcement and medical professionals routinely.

I get it :)

Fucking Nancy boy

Nick Kroll is a giant asscunt and probably fucks infants to death routinely. Disgusting rat faced kike.

>chugs
Lol
Where in Canada are you

no, this kills the crab

That's jacques

Binland...I just listen to too many Canucuck podcasts.

I know I was mining for (You)s

I've boiled some of these fuckers alive, would say it isn't.
You just disliked how automatized and soulless it feels.

Yes.... this must be the reason

Gotcha

It looks like that crab is crying :(

...

...

>OP posts bait thread about cucking
>immediately becomes a thread about crabs

kek

Next time you get a chicken wing, wave it around a bit, user.

>not holding your wineglass by the stem

fucking uncultured coal burning whores

So did that snab get snibbed
;_;

>implying you aren't even more barbaric

NO DDD-X

(Forgot pic)

Fuck off hippie.

Fweew
I'm glab

Fuck man
;_;
I don't need this

>when the snib snabs the snibber

History normally repeats itself, so yes.

reminder that if you've ever watched a Blacked video you're part of the problem

even ugly white girls deserved companionship
but freakish alt-reich fatty manginas dont

Frimmin on the frim fram
Frimmin on the fram

Dafuq does that even mean

It's happened in basically every society. People just get sick of their shit.

Don't be stupid, that snab snibbed the the snibber.