In order to be a great MC, you must ____________
In order to be a great MC, you must ____________
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Not destroy the entire universe.
Is Mabel there as a student, or a test subject?
>here's a little lesson in trickery
>this is going down in history
>if you want to be cartoon network's #1
>an entire series you must retcon
>In order to be a great MC, you must ____________
REMEMBER YOUR PURPOSE
>Now Mabel, I have heard that you once almost killed everybody on Earth. For next time, you'll need to learn to remove "almost" from that
>kill every single one of your enemies, don't half-ass the job and decide to let one live for some reason and definitely don't fall in love with that individual. Don't think with your dick, kids.
>erase all of your most dedicated companions and billions of innocent people without a second thought for the sake of billions of hypothetical people who you figure will probably be happier in their hypothetical future
Kill bitches when they need killing
KNOW HOW TO TWIST
>Now class, for our first lesson on how to battle evil, I have prepared a test subject for you to practice on. She is to your right, and despite her appearance I implore you that she is not to be shown mercy.
Why are fruit snack commercials so weird?
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Have a love interest.
The hell is Jake doing there? He's an adult.
>Go back and undo the damage Gem home world has done
>There's finally peace in the world but at the cost of Rose quartz never existing
>Hang out with Bonnie get icecream
>Fall down
>Bonnie asks whats wrong
>"I , WAS A CRYSTAL GEM I WENT A SAVED THE DAY AN-"
>Burst into Treats
Thanks Jack at least earth will be safe
Teaching the class, retard
>Jake
Ah fuck I'm the retard. Sorry
And lose her at the end
Worked for Cloud
>Facing evil 101
>Jack facing at Mabel
*Bonnie asks whats wrong
>Without Rose Quartz, I can't exist
>Poof
Would the sword work on her?
You mean Connie?
1. To face hardship
2. To be funny or a interesting character
3. To surrounded by other interesting characters.
4. To have a good story
5. To be really fuckable.
I wonder what they'd all score.
>Finn: 3
>Dipper: 3
>Steven: 3
>Star: 5
>Marco: 4
>Mabel: 1
Don't know about the others
He knows a quality loli when he sees one
This shit again?
Make Cheese
Steven x Bonnibel Bubblegum? God that's a terrible match.
Stop being a cuck.
-REMEMBER THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT AND PRIVATE THINGS ARE PERSONAL
Just punch them straight into the face
Which ones?
Kill motherfuckers
Have good writers