You are now magically granted the following powers that you can fully control at whatever intensity you want:

You are now magically granted the following powers that you can fully control at whatever intensity you want:
>Superspeed: You can reach Mach 10 while flying or moving around.
>Superstrength: You are strong enough to lift mountains with your bare hands or open cracks in the earth with your punches
>Indestructible body: Your body can withstand ANYTHING. A point blank nuclear strike, a collision with a celestial body, a supernova or even a black hole, you name it, nothing will destroy your body.
>Supersenses: All your senses including sight can be increased up to 1000 times.
>Super breath: You can blow air strong enough to create tornadoes or cold enough to freeze everything it hits.
>Pseudo-immortality: You'll live and retain your youth for as long as you are exposed to a yellow sun.
>X-Ray vision.
>Infra-red vision.
>Laser beam vision: Powerful enough to melt almost anything.
>Super fashionable "S" scar: You get a nice, stylish "S" scar in the chest that will glow red whenever you use your powers. No, it won't ever go away.

What do you do now?
What would you use your powers for? What would be your purpose in this universe?

>>Super fashionable "S" scar: You get a nice, stylish "S" scar in the chest that will glow red whenever you use your powers. No, it won't ever go away.
How bright does it glow? Will a dark shirt hide it?

Not very bright, yes a dark shirt would probably hide it.

Nigga the more I read your post, the more anxiety I got. I don't need that stress right now.

I'd furiously masturbate till the end of times

can you imagine how godly that fap would be, moving at mach 10 speed, super strength but fuck it because my indestructible cock can take it
cumming like a god since my pleasure senses are enhanced 1000 times

What, why?

I fly to the White House, publically express my support for Trump, and promise to build the Wall for him.

It would be hilarious. The press would have heart attacks. I'll also say that Steve Bannon is a shining moral example.

Hell, I'll spend a week flying around doing good deeds BEFORE I come out for Trump, just to make it really hurt.

That would cause a meltdown.

For the icing on the cake, I vow to deport all Muslims from America and hunt down Black Lives Matter as a 'terrorist organization'.

Oh, I also only give interviews to Milo Yiannapolis. Now watch them squirm!

I don't what I would do, I might mess with people, and just use the powers to live an easy life. Maybe I'll do good things and help humanity, maybe I won't, really depends on my mood.

Would you ever kill anybody?

I would take the Kaaba, unharmed, and transport it straight to either the center of Antarctica, or the peak of Mount Everest.

Let's see how many people die on Hajj now.

I would genuinely try to be as helpful and beneficial to humanity and the common people as I possibly could while also having my own life.

honestly I would give up my life. I would honestly pledge as much time as I can to helping people without going insane

I would tripfag of Sup Forums claiming to have all these powers but never post any timestamps or anything. Everyone would think I was being retarded but in reality I was telling the truth.

This, plus x-ray vision. The world is my porn site.

Otherwise live life as normal, albeit extrodinary human being who excels at most things.

I'd try to help people, but in secret. If I'm caught, I'm caught, but I don't wanna bear the world's responsibilities. I'm nto supersmart enough for that. I'd live my life well, I think. Maybe stop crime. Find leads, stop trafficking, etc.

Then I do the sexes. With the power of a god, I can be the master of sex.

And save people.

Start killing cartel members until I realize its pointless.

God Id be a monster.

The sun isn't yellow, it's white, it only appears yellow through the athomosphere. Also, yellow star don't live very long on a cosmic scale, and mach 10 wouldn't get you to the next one very fast. After a long enough tome, the universe will only be populated by red dwarfs and black holes

Only if the government okays it, and even then not often. When I singlehandedly defeat ISIS, I wrap them all up in steel girders.

I don't do this because I don't believe in killing, but because I'm invulnerable. I have the luxury, and I don't want people to be afraid of me. I just walk through their attacks and slap the weapons out of their hands.

...

>not raping criminals and terrorists
Just saying man, your repeat offender list would drop to zero after a super dick induced pelvic fracture

I want a good public image. I have no problems with terrorists being sent to Super-Guantomo Bay, where they'd be raped to death by the dickwolves.

>xray vision
>go "win" a bit of cash from those scratch tickets and get myself a new fucking monitor and mouse because these things are breaking down soon

>and promise to build the Wall for him
With what? Labor isnt the fucking problem here, you know?

>living as a self-hating neurotic shell of a man for 70 years

be terrified of being discovered by the authorities and try to live a normal life

just like man of steel I guess, bravo zack

Yeah, but I do it overnight and mostly for free. Bread and circuses, man.

When I deal with protestors, I individually fly all of them into separate jail cells. I don't harm anyone, I just make it absolutely clear that resistance is futile.

Like, I can do this shit all day.

Live out my days like normal and occasionally step up whenever my powers are needed.
And generally enjoy being indestructible.
Fug I wish I could fly tho.

If you see the glowing red S, get ready for a got sticky mess.

I'd fuck the sun

oh yeah, and I'd go through a black hole too. ever since I was a kid I always wanted to see the other side of a black hole.

How do you plan to get out?

Kill Erdogan, shake hands with Trump and promise world peace

If anyone launches nukes I can just punch them into space

first thing that comes to mind is check out the really deep bits of the ocean we can't explore yet

>all those nations being left alone solely because they have a nuke or two get immediately invaded once word gets out captain tats is acting as a global interception system

I like it, nice idea.

I'd like to request my S look like this rather than the one in the OP

I wouldn't destroy all nukes senpai, I'd just ignore nukes from North Korea or Russia

With powers, duh.

I'm upset none of the dozens of alternate universe Supermans have used this.

If we get to pick our S, can mine be an awesome serpentine dragon in the shape of an S?

Become the world's greatest wrestler.
Just gotta use the kayfabe force to make it look real.

Sup Forums wouldn't want to know, but earth would be a paradise without racism when I'm done with the geno...
ahem, as I said, Sup Forums wouldn't want to know.

I agree with your thread literally 100%, beat for beat:
>help Americans here in ATL while learning my powers, see what name they give me, Call myself The WASP; then go nation wide.
>stop crime and save people, child trafficking, drug rings, round up BAMN supporters and attend free speech rallies stopping fights
>declare support for Trump on livestream, belief in Truth, Justice, and the American way
>find Dave Rubin, Milo, n Tucker to offer opinions and interviews
>mfw "God exists...and he is American"
>Tell Tillerson and Mad Dog myself that it's not Deliverance, it's Degiorno
>initiate full scale tornadoes in the Middle East, forcing ISIS underground, crash into groundpound combo at mach 7, become MOAB
>go to UK, clean up and break up Police No Go zones where "refugees" ambush police. Break everyones legs.
>go to Sweden and do the same, France as well
>literally scoop up "refugees and take them to Germanistan
>prevent Eurabia
>try my best to clean up South America, then Central, then Mexico
>never apologize
>mfw people ask "what are you?" And I look down and whisper "1 of 2 genders, whaddya think?"

Forgot to say Fly to Canada and ask out Theryn Meyer, unphh

Absolutely nothing.
Being born with meaningless feats soes not grant you dominion over anything.

is your real superpower autism?

Bud, no ones gonna know about your powers then. And if no one knows what you COULD do, then they won't see hard you're virtue signaling by NOT doing it.

>ridiculous premise
>ridiculous response
Autism

i do what i can

Honestly I'd probably do nothing until I got drunk then I'd glass Saudi Arabia or something.

For a start, work with international space industries to get a moon base and some orbital infrastructure set up. With that kind of power helping the human race should have asteroid colonies within a generation.

Big Fish in Small Pond, I'd probably just become a burglar using my powers mainly for getaways and even then nowhere near at max capacity so i could still be mistaken for a "normal" human, the youth means i would basically need to detach my real identity sooner or later and might as well do it sooner.

If a clear cut extra dimensional or AYY threat happens i guess i would "save" the Earth, but i know im too easily manipulated to really insert myself as a big global player in politics and world order.

The problem isn't doing it during the day you fuckwit, its resources. Would you also take over all labour jobs in the world? What about the already filled to the brim american prison system? Would you build a moon prison? If you're gonna do this you might as well take it to the next level and make the border wall a prison in itself.

How will you clean up south america? In Brazil who do you support? You could potentially stop climate change and political corruption by breaking geothermal ports into every major continent to be used as free power by the world.

I honestly need to do more research on brazils situation, but I agree about the ports, and I'd also spread the message of molten salt thorium reactors and help tear down old shit/dispose of waste to make room for new architecture.

I'm gonna push mars and the other planets closer to the sun into the same life zone that earth is in, dump a lot of water and dirt and shit on them and see what happens

I would go full Superman IV, only not just the nukes, every weapon on earth, even small knives.

Then sit back and watch the chaos.